lololol

I got a message from some guy in Clayton. He asked how I was doing, and I said I was fine, but I'm not interested in chatting (I guess I should have just ignored him).

Well then he said I have weird looking eyes lol....then the next message said "You should get someone to help carry the bags under your eyes, lol loser."

That cracked me up so good this morning

[Edited on June 24, 2013 at 12:19 PM. Reason : 52]

6/24/2013 12:19:26 PM

So I'm talking to this girl and she seems super into me. We've only had one date (and met through a friend the week before that date). I like her, but I already feel like she's going way way too fast. Has asked me how many kids I've thought about having (down the road) and has stated repeatedly via text that she "can't believe how much she likes me". She's coming over tonight to cook dinner for me.

Also she has 2 really annoying tiny yappy dogs. I could see myself liking this girl in the long run but I can't stand dogs like that, and her enthusiastic behavior seems a bit like a red flag.

6/24/2013 1:41:24 PM

just deal with it. you are already trying to self sabotage. trust me, it takes one to know one.

plus it might feel good to have a bit of crazy in your life. or at least get a few good meals and some sex out of it before you pull the plug.

6/24/2013 1:44:52 PM

Take your regular dating shit into your own thread. This shit is about the peril that is OKC

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6/24/2013 1:56:02 PM

is that a man in the middle?

6/24/2013 2:01:41 PM

I see 2 men and some fake titties

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6/24/2013 2:03:37 PM

Quote :

"So I'm talking to this girl and she seems super into me. We've only had one date (and met through a friend the week before that date). I like her, but I already feel like she's going way way too fast. Has asked me how many kids I've thought about having (down the road) and has stated repeatedly via text that she "can't believe how much she likes me". She's coming over tonight to cook dinner for me. Also she has 2 really annoying tiny yappy dogs. I could see myself liking this girl in the long run but I can't stand dogs like that, and her enthusiastic behavior seems a bit like a red flag. "

this girl's name isn't Erin, is it?

I just ask b/c my friend (in Raleigh) recently broke up with a girl named Erin, and she had two loud, annoying, yappy dogs.

6/25/2013 1:29:11 AM

Quote :

"I got a message from some guy in Clayton. He asked how I was doing, and I said I was fine, but I'm not interested in chatting (I guess I should have just ignored him). Well then he said I have weird looking eyes lol....then the next message said "You should get someone to help carry the bags under your eyes, lol loser." "

Wow. How rude...

6/25/2013 12:02:06 PM

Quote :

"No, she's considering the possibility of trading up."

Nonsense.

You aren't privy to the thoughts and motives of every woman.

Guys and gals can be friends.

6/25/2013 1:59:38 PM

^ meh, only kind of.

6/25/2013 2:47:04 PM

wat

do you people not have platonic friends of the other gender?

6/25/2013 3:36:26 PM

I think attraction is implied

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6/25/2013 3:37:22 PM

my bestie is a dude

no attraction

6/25/2013 3:40:47 PM

Yeah I was saying what people really mean is "You can't be friends with someone you're attracted to"

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6/25/2013 3:43:18 PM

Unattractive people can have friends of the opposite sex that don't want to fuck them.

6/25/2013 3:45:14 PM

That's literally what I just said.

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6/25/2013 3:45:35 PM

^^there can be no romantic attraction without either party being "unattractive"

6/25/2013 3:56:37 PM

well yeah, if the dude is gay

6/25/2013 3:59:39 PM

all deez double negatives

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6/25/2013 4:09:11 PM

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/TangerinesRock

Quote :

"Since these can be an issue for people, a couple of caveats: First, I am bisexual, so guy or girl doesn't matter to me; if our personalities attract, that's what counts. Second, I am transgender. I'm open to answering questions you may have about this, but please don't be creepy."

so is that a dude or what

6/27/2013 10:23:30 AM

Are the tangerines still on the tree?

6/27/2013 10:32:25 AM

LMAO

6/27/2013 11:08:27 AM

^^
lol

i'm really bad at dating, but this girl is still into me. woooord

6/27/2013 11:15:09 AM

i caved and rejoined Match. OKC was just too damn weird and the chicks on there were just not what i was looking for.


already had a chick on Match drop me her number. damn, girl.

6/28/2013 12:00:23 PM

Took out a shorty last night i met. Chick is Physician's Assistant, was cute and seemed really into me during the date. To bad i'm going to be in Oregon next week and Europe the two weeks after that. Although could probably squeeze in a D2 between the two trips.

6/28/2013 12:37:40 PM

munster on the prowl. you need to be hollering at that little brunette in your fb pics.

6/28/2013 12:39:24 PM

Left or Right

6/28/2013 4:41:29 PM

so i signed up.....already feeling about it

6/29/2013 7:06:28 PM

^^left

6/29/2013 8:18:38 PM

another date tonight. this girl seems pretty cool. looks a lot different than my "usual type". and she actually messaged me and wasn't a complete troll which is unusual for the girls on match that message first. and she actually lives in my area so no driving across the city. so we'll see how it goes. texting and chatting has been pretty easy with this one.

7/3/2013 5:03:49 PM

That is the best, when they live close. I fucking hate having to drive to Chapel Hill.

7/4/2013 9:55:04 AM

well she was not at all what i was expecting. we got along fine, she's real cute, but she talked my damn ear off. met at 7:30 and stayed out till 2, so i guess you could say it went well.

7/4/2013 11:17:04 AM

I could say that

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7/4/2013 11:26:26 AM

you don't have to say that

7/4/2013 11:27:19 AM

how hairy is that snatch?

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7/4/2013 11:48:01 AM

Man, how many times is Jeepin4x4 gonna break our hearts with these other women?

He's probably gonna describe the quality of blow job this one gives, too.

7/4/2013 12:39:25 PM

hahaha i won't do that to you. it's just a shame you're already taken!

7/4/2013 12:40:59 PM

I'm single, but I'm saving myself for Mr. Joshua.

7/4/2013 1:00:15 PM

aren't we all...

7/4/2013 1:23:21 PM

Foiled again.

7/4/2013 2:54:21 PM

I think jeepin4x4 is pretty hot. Why is everybody all over Mr. Joshua's nuts?

7/4/2013 3:02:22 PM

Jeepin' knows he can get it...pretty sure I tell him that all the time

7/4/2013 4:57:12 PM

Quote :

" you need to be hollering at that little brunette in your fb pics. .... ^^left "

yeah could be some potential there, turning into an interesting situation....

7/5/2013 1:31:38 PM

^^^ He got dat paper.

7/5/2013 1:34:12 PM

Just had this lovely conversation with someone who grew up in NC. I told him I missed living there and wanted to move back someday....guess that didn't sit well with him. I bolded his part of the conversation.




I don't miss any of that. My family is full of petty drama, the beaches are nasty, and southern accents annoy me. Especially the so called hospitality. Two faced people is more like it. Sorry to bad mouth somewhere you like, but I think the state is garbage. Sent from the OkCupid app
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Jul 7, 2013 – 4:40am
Wow...

Jul 7, 2013 – 4:42am
That's just from several years of life experience there from all over the state. I think we can drop that subject now. Sent from the OkCupid app
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Jul 7, 2013 – 4:48am
You know, just don't worry about it. I really was only going to bang you a few time in a night/morning and then leave to most likely not talk anymore... However, I just can't get interested in someone who actually likes that place. It just obviously means you fit in with them, and as I always say.. Sometimes you just don't want to fit in. Good luck to you out there. Sent from the OkCupid app
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Just now!
I mean...I was just getting ready for bed sorry for not responding quickly enough, but at least now I know what your true intentions were :-O

[Edited on July 7, 2013 at 7:08 AM. Reason : annnd just received dick pic on phone.....what a creeper]

7/7/2013 7:03:43 AM

7/7/2013 8:40:38 AM

cool you got my pic

7/7/2013 12:04:56 PM

Seems totally normal to me

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[Edited on July 7, 2013 at 12:26 PM. Reason : maybe you shouldn't talk shit]

7/7/2013 12:15:51 PM

Haha. Awesome.

7/7/2013 12:16:01 PM

That was a great message.

7/7/2013 12:26:39 PM