10/28/2014 5:02:11 AM
^ I actually think the Kentucky players finish both semesters of their freshmen year. They might be taking all PE and Bees and Beekeeping classes, but if they don't fully finish those two semesters, Kentucky's APR would be proper fucked and they would be banned from post-season play.
10/28/2014 6:42:22 AM
10/28/2014 2:15:56 PM
10/28/2014 3:44:00 PM
lol
10/28/2014 3:48:50 PM
I think being forced out of a coaching position is a known cause of cancer.
10/28/2014 3:50:41 PM
sounds like there needs to be a new field of cancer research[Edited on October 28, 2014 at 3:54 PM. Reason : "probably not related." L O fucking L]
10/28/2014 3:53:26 PM
relating stress to cancer (or disease in general) would not be a new field.
10/28/2014 3:58:15 PM
you don't catch cancer because you has a sadbut who knows?
10/28/2014 4:00:16 PM
^^^^^^Whoa, you are blaming jesus christ's crucifixion on UNC?? time to take a step back buddy[Edited on October 28, 2014 at 4:18 PM. Reason : Way late]
10/28/2014 4:02:17 PM
^^ what makes you say that?herpes will lay low until it senses that you're stressed out (and thus suppressing your immune system). i don't know that cancer works the same way, but i don't know that it doesn't either.
10/28/2014 4:18:31 PM
That's why chill, laid back mother fuckers never catch the herp even though they're slayin tons of poon tang.
10/28/2014 4:21:02 PM
"Has a sad" made me chortle. 10 points.
10/28/2014 4:24:20 PM
^^ LOL, exactly.]
10/28/2014 4:24:26 PM
damn, so valvano might have gotten cancer because of stress from all the hubbub after some players sold some shoes?
10/28/2014 4:26:37 PM
Time to charge UNC with murder, obvi
10/28/2014 4:28:10 PM
his daughter was diagnosed years later, but it had nothing to do with genes, just outrage over what happened in the late 80's
10/28/2014 4:30:52 PM
hey, might be true, might not. i don't know, i'm not a doctor.
10/28/2014 4:33:55 PM
Joe Paterno totes deaded because of the sads, tho.
10/28/2014 4:37:19 PM
^ yes! i said that man would be dead w/in a year when that happened, and it was like clockwork.you know what, i take it back, i'm totally qualified to talk about this.
10/28/2014 4:39:49 PM
Quotes from the biographies of LT and Roy Williams:http://triangle.johnlocke.org/blog/?p=20506
10/28/2014 4:53:31 PM
hell of a lot easier for an 85 year old man with cancer to give up after the fall of a (relative) empirenot as easy for a 47 year old man, who had been fighting for a year (2 years after being relieved of his coaching duties), to just give upa bit ironic, given the phrase that Jimmy V is most known for[Edited on October 28, 2014 at 5:04 PM. Reason : .]
10/28/2014 4:54:38 PM
I still think it was cuz of all those sads.Anyway, back to the point. I think we should make UNC wear the cone of shame.Like this:[Edited on October 28, 2014 at 5:13 PM. Reason : damn these hooks]
10/28/2014 5:12:35 PM
On a serious note, what happened in the 80s set our program back behind UNC and Duke, irrespective of V's health...
10/28/2014 5:43:17 PM
Some players sold some shoes and stuff.Also we had some real dumb guys on our team and no fake classes for them to take.
10/28/2014 6:01:38 PM
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10/29/2014 9:21:20 AM
Just felt like this needed to be posted again:http://3qh929iorux3fdpl532k03kg.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/UNC-FINAL-REPORT.pdf
10/29/2014 11:28:43 AM
Also, this
10/29/2014 11:30:16 AM
10/29/2014 11:49:00 AM
3. They're not doing a very good job
10/29/2014 11:58:10 AM
^^^tarheelblog is soooooo butthurt over that right now[Edited on October 29, 2014 at 12:01 PM. Reason : .]
10/29/2014 12:00:53 PM
You know what could've totally eliminated needing a PR firm this time around? Releasing the damn emails 4 years ago when this whole thing started.
10/29/2014 12:03:57 PM
(some of the damning emails are only from two years ago)
10/29/2014 12:13:21 PM
What baffles me is the majority of UNC fans who don't understand the extent of this. They keep saying "it was one or two people who screwed up in their misguided attempt to help struggling athletes" or "just a few people who took easy classes and that's it."Are they really that stupid? Or just a case of extreme denial?
10/29/2014 12:20:58 PM
SFN!!!!1http://www.statefansnation.com/2014/10/heres-reasons-rest-acc-mad/
10/29/2014 12:21:25 PM
Love that article. Oh how I wish that would happen.
10/29/2014 12:38:26 PM
Brice Johnson @ media day:
10/29/2014 12:40:00 PM
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10/29/2014 12:55:04 PM
Jesus Christ...there was so much twitter backlash and butt hurt from Pat Forde making that innocent Marcus Paige joke that he apparently apologized to UNC SID for it.In fact, it wasn't even a joke. He merely insinuated that jokes could be made. [Edited on October 29, 2014 at 1:12 PM. Reason : add a note]
10/29/2014 1:11:48 PM
10/29/2014 1:13:27 PM
Roy being Roy and dropping a few c-bombs
10/29/2014 1:43:54 PM
Swofford just said then when questioned about the UNC scandal (keep in mind, he was AD at UNC until 1997 - 5 years worth of the investigation
10/29/2014 1:45:36 PM
10/29/2014 1:58:41 PM
you can take the doucher away from the scandal, but can't take the scandal out of the doucher
10/29/2014 2:03:04 PM
It makes me so happy that Swofford's big basketball jerkoff session is being shit on by the media with UNC scandal questions.[Edited on October 29, 2014 at 2:33 PM. Reason : .]
10/29/2014 2:32:46 PM
ROY WILLIAMS IS PERFECT, HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG EVER!!!
10/29/2014 2:55:48 PM
10/29/2014 2:56:22 PM
^^There's no shame for Roy, I mean Wooden cheated too
10/29/2014 2:59:48 PM