Quote :

"I have no "need" to prove anything by bringing a date to a social function."

+

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"Do a great job of making my former classmates hate their mediocre lives just that little bit more."

= either

1) You are a goddamn liar OR
2) You are a retard with an IQ of 169 (idiot savant?) OR
3) OH HAI GUIZE, THIS WAS JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, I WASN'T CERIOSE.

Either way, you just contradicted yourself.

And I am betting on 1) and 2).



FURTHERMORE

Quote :

"It doesn't suprise me at all that many people here would LOVE to think that, because that seems to be the reality of a LOT of users of this site."

So you know the lives of a "LOT of users" of this site enough to know that they beg for pussy on the internet to look cool in front of their friends?

OK.

9/28/2009 4:16:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50KK_aDIw_E somebody embed

9/28/2009 4:17:43 PM

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"3. Be comfortable sharing a king size bed or sleeping on a cot, because I'm sure as hell not sleeping on the floor"

All evidence points to you trying to sneak some snatch.

9/28/2009 4:22:14 PM

Through my peripheral I see you schemin'

stop dreamin', i'll leave ya body steamin'

9/28/2009 4:22:41 PM

Quote :

"DEFINITE SNATCH SNEAKING"

9/28/2009 4:22:47 PM

God forbid you'd spring for a room with two beds.

Are the classmates you're attempting to look down upon as cheap as you are?

9/28/2009 4:25:17 PM

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"Are the classmates you're attempting to look down upon as cheap as you are?"

9/28/2009 4:26:20 PM

9/28/2009 4:26:50 PM

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"It's really pathetic that you even have the time to try and belittle someone else like that, even more sad because it just makes you look like you hate your own life and want to bring others into your misery."

Quote :

"Requirements: 1. Do a great job of making my former classmates hate their mediocre lives just that little bit more."

9/28/2009 4:28:34 PM

Then there's the matter of whether anyone who truly has a significantly-better-than-mediocre life would waste any of their time on TWW.

9/28/2009 4:31:01 PM

Wahhh high school sucked because cool kids ran game on my ass

Time to get them back even though they haven't thought about me in a decade

*tries to arrange a fake date on the internet*

9/28/2009 4:32:24 PM

I love how Noen is trying to white knight his own cause.

You'd think we were the ones trying to scheme some pity poon.

[Edited on September 28, 2009 at 4:34 PM. Reason : rooooooomba]

9/28/2009 4:33:42 PM

and most probably, the first conclusion the guys you're trying to get back at will come to is that you obtained said hypothetical hottie by false pretenses.

9/28/2009 4:37:08 PM

especially since some of the people from that graduating class are on this message board right this moment.

which is how we got the yearbook

[Edited on September 28, 2009 at 4:39 PM. Reason : yearbook.]

9/28/2009 4:38:46 PM

will this end in making a pr0n movie?

I will pay tree fiddy to watch that movie

9/28/2009 4:38:51 PM

Pretty sure this was a Corey Feldman movie by the way.

9/28/2009 4:39:41 PM

MEATBALLS IV EXPOSED!?!?!?

9/28/2009 4:41:04 PM

Quote :

" Tyler, I don't want to do this but your attitude indicates you need to be brought back in line with reality. Nothing you do will make those people from high school envy you or want to be you The reason is no matter what you have, to them you're still that kid in the picture above. They don't care if you have a lotus or if you make more money. Sure they may wish they had those things but they will wish they had those things as them because they would never want to be the kid in that photo. You can try and change your image and buy fancy cars, but its evident that you're still trying to justify your existence to people you knew in high school whose names you remember even though they most definitely don't remember yours at all. Also, mensa isn't a big deal. Most people on here would be able to get into mensa no problems (i've seen the threads about the IQ tests they've taken on the internet ) Also, graduating from state early isn't a big deal at all. i know multiple people who worked and graduated in 3.5 years. the fact it still took you 3.5 with 27 hours coming in is sort of sad. This is NC State, not stanford. [Edited on September 28, 2009 at 10:08 AM. Reason : stupid scroll]"

rofl looks like at the reunion they're still going to be laughing at your mark ass

the more things change, the more they stay the same~

9/28/2009 4:41:36 PM

sorry i missed the yearbook. i came in to this thread late.

as usual, i half ass my research.

9/28/2009 4:43:48 PM

Quote :

"= either 1) You are a goddamn liar OR 2) You are a retard with an IQ of 169 (idiot savant?) OR 3) OH HAI GUIZE, THIS WAS JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, I WASN'T CERIOSE. Either way, you just contradicted yourself. And I am betting on 1) and 2)."

it = reality versus humor. Which you have a disinct inability to recognize.


the bed thing, is because i booked the room forever ago, and i just thought of this while I was sitting in the airport. and there's no opportunity for me to "meet someone IRL" between now and then because I'm traveling up until a couple of days before the reunion, I don't live in the area, and I'm not flying out a girl I'm dating just to have a date. That's entirely the point of the thread

9/28/2009 4:44:49 PM

Wow I haven't heard Le Tigre since high school. Well played.

^ So you're saying you're a cheapskate. Or that you didn't invite your girlfriend and give her the chance to buy the ticket herself if she wanted to.

[Edited on September 28, 2009 at 4:52 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2009 4:45:26 PM

see, i didn't even read what you posted, because this is pathetic.

9/28/2009 4:45:37 PM

Yea you've got to hate it when Ten Year Anniversaries sneak up on ya.

9/28/2009 4:46:59 PM

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"So you know the lives of a "LOT of users" of this site enough to know that they beg for pussy on the internet to look cool in front of their friends? OK."

Yes, after being on this site for 8 years, and meeting a LOT of people on here, I know there are a lot of socially inept creepoids all over the place. As usual you are twisting unrelated things together, I never claimed to look cool for their friends, but you are retarded if you don't think tons of guys here beg for pussy on the internet.

9/28/2009 4:48:09 PM

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"Yes, after being on this site for 8 years, and meeting a LOT of people on here, I know there are a lot of socially inept creepoids all over the place."

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=577581

9/28/2009 4:49:06 PM

I think its a pretty cool idea

That said, I probably wouldn't come to tww for a trophy girl

3 words: Arena Football Cheerleaders

You're welcome

9/28/2009 4:49:11 PM

this thread has officially becoming epic.

epically sad.

9/28/2009 4:49:34 PM

Quote :

"Yea you've got to hate it when Ten Year Anniversaries sneak up on ya. "

epoch fail

9/28/2009 4:50:18 PM

Quote :

"BEGGING FOR WIZARD-SLEEVE"

9/28/2009 4:51:17 PM

Not to mention no matter what girl he brought with him there he would still be rolling with his friends from high school who undoubtedly were as equally stellar winners then as he was, based on the photo.

You really need to take a moment before you get to that reunion and think about if its their lives who are mediocre or the guy trying to fake a positive image for his return.

hell, at this point i don't know if i can trust if you really have a lotus, work at mircosoft or most importantly were accepted into mensa at the age of 14.

i don't know if i'll be able to eat dinner tonight since i'm full from all the lies you've served in this thread.

[Edited on September 28, 2009 at 4:54 PM. Reason : edit]

9/28/2009 4:53:13 PM

Quote :

"epoch fail"

McDanger, you are making this thread continually entertaining, hahahaha. Whether it's humor, irony, sarcasm or some combination, it's all hilarious

I love tdub

9/28/2009 4:55:07 PM

way to deflect, dude.

9/28/2009 4:58:10 PM

House (Hugh Laurie) can deflect like a champion, you sir, cannot.

9/28/2009 4:59:15 PM

LOOKIN GOOD MOOSE!

9/28/2009 4:59:42 PM

This reminds me of a story I heard about a friend of a friend. We will call him Bob.

Bob basically wasn't all that pleased with how his life turned out, even though he had a good job, good money, etc. So he decided that he wanted to find the phone numbers of everyone he graduated with and gloat about how much "better" his life was in comparison to theirs.

I thought that was a sad story

9/28/2009 5:00:38 PM

Noen is only a stone's throw away from this

9/28/2009 5:02:22 PM

9/28/2009 5:04:02 PM

only read the first post.

hilarity im sure ensued beyond that.

but i'm too lazy.

9/28/2009 5:04:55 PM

^ You're missing out, man!

9/28/2009 5:11:26 PM

i know tyler doesn't care, but i'm not buying this backpedaling deflection bullshit

this isn't even about him and a date for a reunion...living where he does and not steadily/actively dating someone, it was worth a shot to ask tww...i even think it's kind of cool and has the potential to just be a random good time (not even intimating sex or anything)

the bullshit begins when he gets called the fuck out for lording his supposed intelligence over everyone else because he truly does think he's special

he's special, alright...the first post and the bit about making his classmates "hate their mediocre lives" was probably partly in jest (surely he's not THAT much of a douchebag IRL?), but we all know his kind and we all know he was partly serious...then the whole "no wai guise, i was just joshin' with you!" crap is just him being a wuss

9/28/2009 5:34:22 PM

i'm planning on entering my 10-year reunion via chariot

NO ONE STEAL MY IDEA

9/28/2009 5:46:43 PM

I'LL BRING THE LIONS

9/28/2009 5:50:09 PM

Those lions, they can eat my body but they can't swallow my soul.

9/28/2009 5:56:21 PM

Quote :

"I have no problems meeting women, I am not at all socially inept, and I have no "need" to prove anything by bringing a date to a social function. "

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM MEETING A WOMAN

THAN WHY IN THE FUCK DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE A HOT GIRLFRIEND

WHO YOU WOULD BE BRINGING TO THIS FUNCTION

TO PROVE, WAIT I MEAN NOT PROVE

TO YOUR CLASSMATES

THAT YOU'RE NOT STILL A LOSER ANYMORE (WHICH YOU ARE)?

9/28/2009 6:49:22 PM

Noen, some dude at your highschool who is happily married with children making about half your salary is just going to laugh at you showing up in your Lotus with a paid woman trying to prove how "cool" you've become. He's going to drive his used Corolla home to his house, fuck his wife, watch NFL, and go to sleep. You're going to cry your way home in your Lotus and go masturbate to Christina model before going to bed.

9/28/2009 6:53:38 PM

Quote :

" Best of TDub 2009 Official Nominee "

9/28/2009 6:57:45 PM

i don't think its so crazy to try to find a date online (although i don't understand why its necessary. even if you don't have a date i would think you would have a friend you could take)

the thing that gets me is that he can't even understand why what he has said has gotten this kind of reaction.

9/28/2009 6:59:41 PM

Quote :

"i would think you would have a friend you could take"

Maybe none of his friends live around here anymore.

Or maybe he doesn't have friends

9/28/2009 7:04:34 PM

Quote :

"Noen, some dude at your highschool who is happily married with children making about half your salary is just going to laugh at you showing up in your Lotus with a paid woman trying to prove how "cool" you've become. He's going to drive his used Corolla home to his house, fuck his wife, watch NFL, and go to sleep."

he won't have to wait for then for that to happen. that rings true for what most of the people in this thread will end up doing after getting some good lawls all day.

9/28/2009 7:30:53 PM

The Panthers are losing to the Cowboys in about 40 minutes anyway.

9/28/2009 7:50:43 PM