Uggghhhh, my gut was telling me to move some money into cash last week but I told myself there's no sense trying to time the market. Should have done it.

2/5/2018 4:09:06 PM

lol Drudge has got this pic up on the homepage

2/5/2018 4:23:20 PM

2/5/2018 4:40:52 PM

"Hello??? Morpheus???"

2/5/2018 4:52:02 PM

That guy on the right is in so many pictures of the day.

10/11/2018 12:42:13 AM

Bump

5/7/2019 4:04:35 PM

[Edited on May 28, 2019 at 4:04 PM. Reason : +]

5/28/2019 4:04:10 PM

five

five

five dollar foot long

5/28/2019 5:55:10 PM

they're saying "heil hitler"

5/29/2019 9:35:34 AM

when your friends about to make a run and you want to go in on it and tell him how much you'll go in for

[Edited on May 29, 2019 at 9:52 AM. Reason : .]

5/29/2019 9:52:37 AM

8/24/2019 7:03:27 PM

*whistling sound of a cartoon bomb falling from the sky*

8/27/2019 11:48:29 AM

bttt

2/27/2020 7:20:28 PM

2/27/2020 7:42:10 PM

3/2/2020 9:33:15 AM

so much face palm

3/2/2020 10:14:37 AM

Coincidentally, doctors recommend to AVOID touching your face as much as possible, to prevent the spread of viruses. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/02/well/live/coronavirus-spread-transmission-face-touching-hands.html

3/2/2020 1:56:27 PM

Tomorrow is going to be rough

3/8/2020 8:29:50 PM

3/9/2020 10:12:24 AM

"buy low sell high take a piece of the pie..." (sing song)

3/9/2020 10:17:36 AM

Fuck China, they drag us down.

3/9/2020 10:57:13 AM

3/9/2020 12:32:02 PM

Quote :

"Dow on track for biggest single-day loss in 32 years"

3/9/2020 3:25:48 PM

Your stocks are fine

3/11/2020 7:54:28 AM

3/11/2020 10:25:35 AM

Your stonks are fine

3/11/2020 11:36:17 AM

3/12/2020 4:32:35 PM

Here's a preview of the picture for the foreseeable future:

3/21/2020 1:26:42 PM

I'm waiting 'til it hits 0, then buying all the stocks.

3/21/2020 3:33:28 PM

^ I hear they just give em away at that point.

3/21/2020 7:31:34 PM

[Edited on May 20, 2020 at 3:51 PM. Reason : ^^^ Au Contraire!]

5/20/2020 3:50:32 PM

What I meant was, the stock market trading floor was closed for a while. Not meant to be a commentary on asset prices.

5/20/2020 7:07:47 PM

1/24/2022 2:46:45 PM

[Edited on January 24, 2022 at 2:48 PM. Reason : Z]

1/24/2022 2:47:55 PM

this thread brings back memories of 2008

1/24/2022 9:43:07 PM

1/26/2022 2:14:17 PM

The market is up 1.5% today, though.

1/26/2022 2:42:06 PM

^

3/12/2023 2:26:04 PM

^When will you be sending my royalty check?

3/12/2023 8:20:51 PM

[Edited on August 5, 2024 at 7:18 PM. Reason : nuff ]

[Edited on August 5, 2024 at 7:19 PM. Reason : said]

8/5/2024 7:17:55 PM

nvm

[Edited on August 5, 2024 at 8:32 PM. Reason : Emce beat me to it]

8/5/2024 8:32:20 PM

By over an hour.

8/5/2024 8:40:14 PM

Nttawwt

8/5/2024 10:30:15 PM

sure s&p down 7% in a month but its still up 8% in 2024

thats still good, damn

8/6/2024 6:54:20 AM

Nope, wrong. It's the Kamala Crash! The worst day the stock market has ever seen in the history of the world.

8/6/2024 7:55:26 AM

Dow up almost 600 points today. The Biden Boost!

8/6/2024 3:24:38 PM

The stock market was up today because Tim Walz is such a bad and sad VP pick that everyone knows Trump is going to win, and that's obviously why it went up. No other reasons. This economy has been a living hell for 3.5 years!

8/6/2024 8:05:43 PM