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10/9/2007 10:40:59 AM

10/9/2007 10:46:13 AM

People who say "blogosphere."

10/10/2007 1:30:02 AM

people using the phrase "less quantity of ice"

10/10/2007 2:11:20 AM

People who stop a car's length away from the white line at a traffic light.

10/10/2007 1:01:00 PM

People who stop a car's length over the white line at a traffic light.

10/10/2007 1:44:04 PM

People who stop their car when the light is yellow

10/10/2007 1:45:11 PM

yellow means hurry up or you're going to be late.



stupid people get the carl face

10/10/2007 1:47:28 PM

Call me crazy, I thought that was the idea.

10/10/2007 1:50:01 PM

adding to my collection

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10/22/2007 8:40:21 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=500558&page=1

this thread

11/3/2007 12:12:19 PM

11/3/2007 12:17:25 PM

not exactly a carl face, but i'm tired of my housemate's tv sound coming through the wall and not being able to get the rest i want (sleeping and such, taking a long time to get started in the morning)

11/7/2007 11:48:13 PM

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE

by the n00b that did not even post the fucking mileage :carl face:

11/20/2007 11:00:12 PM

my girlfriend hits me every time i say "carl face"

but damn that girl says some dumb and random ass shit that makes me carl face

11/25/2007 12:31:16 AM

Anyone who lists "people watching" as a hobby.

2/18/2008 5:44:30 PM

"Hay! Can you tell me how to get to 40?"
"Sure. Turn left, and Gorman hits 40"
"Do I turn right or left onto 40?"

http://nurse-ratcheds.blogspot.com/2008/02/email-from-mother.html

[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 2:01 PM. Reason : picture]

3/4/2008 1:59:30 PM

my boss for wanting to advertise a new product that we dont even have the patent for yet

3/4/2008 2:26:03 PM

4/24/2008 1:02:26 AM

asian kid in Modlin's ST311 on tuesday nights this semester

SOMEONE from that class has to be on tww

i didn't know it was possible to be that unfunny

4/24/2008 1:06:24 AM

people who have more than 10 posts

4/24/2008 3:16:55 AM

People who post the same thing after someone else, and then we have an entire page of the same line, picture, whatever...it isn't funny.

This whole "set 'em up" page number thing. seriously, its annoying.

4/24/2008 10:56:44 AM

set em up

4/24/2008 1:51:33 PM

i love this thread.

4/24/2008 2:12:13 PM

4/24/2008 2:13:32 PM

David Austin and his drunken nonsensical rant that is PHI 340

4/24/2008 2:15:45 PM

^ Had him for PHI 305....promptly dropped, because philosophy is shit.



[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 2:26 PM. Reason : Pi(Carl)d face]

4/24/2008 2:24:57 PM

looking at your shoes in the middle of the day and realizing one of your socks is pink

4/24/2008 2:26:43 PM

Quote :

"philosophy is shit."

I think it's Austin that's shit, not philosophy. Philosophy can be rational, no matter what they teach you at NCSU.

4/24/2008 2:27:07 PM

4/24/2008 2:27:32 PM

Environmentalists that are NASCAR fans

Female "actresses" with no-nudity contracts

Entertainment blog editors that refuse to stop showing pictures of Heidi Montag (sp?)

Ordering a sandwich w/ no tomatoes, getting the sandwich, and seeing tomato seeds and reddish water on the lettuce

The person who refuses to unload their groceries on the belt until it is empty, then doesn't have their method of payment ready when everything is scanned

SUV's driven by women in workout clothes circling through the parking lot for the closest spot to the entrance of the store

Muffin-Top girls

Bitch ass cops that flick their cherries on to go through red lights, then turn them back off after making it through the intersection

People camping out in front of the free clinic with posterboards showing aborted fetuses when you are on your way to pick up lunch

Perfectly fit individuals who push their fucking grocery carts into the handicapped parking sign post instead of the cart return. I sometimes pray that they themselves become handicapped so they can try to park in a spot and see that 3 feet of their space is blocked because some lazy-ass wouldn't walk 15 steps to put the cart in the correct place.

many others..........

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 2:56 PM. Reason : handicapped parking rant]

4/24/2008 2:52:43 PM

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"Muffin-Top girls"

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down...

4/24/2008 3:12:35 PM

10/3/2008 5:01:27 PM

I think it is against the law for a preacher to talk about politics. Not sure though.

10/3/2008 5:17:20 PM

Its against the law for tax exempt organizations to campaign, this is pushing it, but they do that a lot

10/3/2008 5:26:06 PM

^^ i lol'd.

that's sad as hell, but it's funny nonetheless.

10/3/2008 7:39:30 PM

^^^
wow. just wow.

10/3/2008 8:09:51 PM

10/8/2008 9:33:44 PM

I'LL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE ON TO SOMETHING HERE. OH AND I'M SURE EVERYBODY KNOWS MY POSITION ON RELIGION, PARTICULARLY THE FUCKING CHURCH OF FUCKING GOD, THE CULT TO WHICH MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER BELONGS.

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"^^^ wow. just wow."

OH PLEASE. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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"^^ i lol'd. that's sad as hell, but it's funny nonetheless."

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE SON.

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"I think it is against the law for a preacher to talk about politics. Not sure though."

A PREACHER HAS TO SACRIFICE THEIR RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 9:37 PM. Reason : ]

10/8/2008 9:37:33 PM

10/9/2008 4:17:09 PM

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10/9/2008 4:58:35 PM