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5/3/2007 4:49:23 AM

first, 4 times removed

5/3/2007 11:05:16 AM

i did not just have sex.

[Edited on May 3, 2007 at 11:10 AM. Reason : but i did rub one out]

5/3/2007 11:10:13 AM

sex with urself can count.

i had to beat it in the bathroom last night because she was tired

5/3/2007 11:26:20 AM

^

5/3/2007 12:19:23 PM

well, i needed to sleep and full of sperm was not the way i wanted to accomplish that

5/3/2007 12:38:38 PM

and she just got waxed. !!!!!!!!!!! goddamn

5/3/2007 12:44:58 PM

Quote :

"fucked twcie came both times "

wouldn't not cumming constitute not fucking?

5/3/2007 12:51:29 PM

5/25/2007 12:14:11 AM

Quote :

"don't you hate it when you're fucking your boyfriend/husband/whatever and your'e doing it forEVER and he NEVER comes and you're like dude what the fuck and he's all sorry i have been jerking off a lot lately uggggggggggg"

LOL.

5/25/2007 1:02:17 AM

carrieb is an alias

5/25/2007 1:03:25 AM

Heh heh, sounds exactly like Kiwi.

5/25/2007 1:05:41 AM

I didn't just have sex, but I may get laid next week. I'll keep you posted.

5/25/2007 1:44:09 AM

5/26/2007 1:25:04 AM

ewwww

5/26/2007 1:25:42 AM

God damn it

I did not have sex just now, nor will I get to have sex again for like a month

Stupid girlfriend's stupid family trip to stupid Scotland...

5/26/2007 1:26:10 AM

KOBE

5/26/2007 1:26:21 AM

I need to get laid.. seriously...

5/26/2007 1:27:11 AM

[Edited on May 26, 2007 at 1:28 AM. Reason : just had sex with the girl in red]

5/26/2007 1:28:10 AM

isn't that ambrosia... i thought she was dating zorthage

5/26/2007 1:31:26 AM

I am

5/26/2007 1:46:55 AM

yeah she just fucks me on the side

5/26/2007 1:57:58 AM

post

5/26/2007 3:04:22 AM

^^

5/26/2007 11:32:27 AM

6/10/2007 7:51:09 PM

Quote :

"don't you hate it when you're fucking your boyfriend/husband/whatever and your'e doing it forEVER and he NEVER comes and you're like dude what the fuck"

ahahaha I guess thats the difference between the first time you fuck someone and the 50,000th. The first time you think its fucking awesome, the 50,000th is all business.

6/10/2007 8:03:51 PM

damn, I was looking for this thread not too long ago

meh, oh well

6/10/2007 8:05:29 PM

i wish

6/10/2007 8:06:26 PM

after a month you really dont miss it anymore, unfortunatly im not there yet

6/10/2007 8:09:49 PM

^^pm sent

6/10/2007 8:18:22 PM

6/10/2007 11:12:57 PM

Sex0r would be awesome right now...

6/10/2007 11:14:17 PM

PM SENT

6/10/2007 11:19:45 PM

x2

6/12/2007 3:34:49 AM

In one week, I will be able to post here legitimately, frequently, and with great pleasure in doing so

Stupid girlfriend being in stupid Scotland for a stupid month...

6/12/2007 4:00:42 AM

!

6/12/2007 8:56:36 PM

boo yah

6/12/2007 8:59:38 PM

6/12/2007 9:00:40 PM

What the hell is sex?

6/12/2007 9:01:13 PM

6/13/2007 2:32:38 PM

More often than we have in a long time. Sweet!!

Oh and i'm not carrieb and he has NO problem getting off everytime. Some guys prefer sex to jerking it.

[Edited on June 13, 2007 at 2:45 PM. Reason : n.hjk]

6/13/2007 2:42:45 PM

x3

6/13/2007 4:03:52 PM

Quote :

"after a month you really dont miss it anymore, unfortunatly im not there yet"

speak for yourself

i miss it after a month


and i'm at probably 3 weeks or so

6/14/2007 1:09:29 AM

7/3/2007 9:35:31 PM

^

7/3/2007 9:48:05 PM

It's july 3rd

we're going for a hat trick on the third.

7/3/2007 9:49:42 PM

**backs outta thread slowly**

7/3/2007 9:53:12 PM

7/22/2007 6:49:59 PM

9 times this weekend




with an 8 inch penis


I'm pretty sore

9/10/2007 1:36:51 AM

9/10/2007 1:38:01 AM