accidentally drinking warm/hot water after working out
8/12/2008 2:09:28 PM
that doesn't really bother me... the ewc (electric water cooler aka water fountain) at my gym is so over worked its more like an ewh (figure it out) amirite ?]
8/12/2008 2:11:03 PM
the fucking cell phone signal VORTEX at the bottom of the exit onto Wade
8/12/2008 2:17:36 PM
8/12/2008 2:21:49 PM
?what happens?
8/12/2008 2:25:06 PM
get a good 90 second swish on then rinse with hot waterevery pore in your mouth goes "fuck!" for about 2 seconds
8/12/2008 2:26:54 PM
your mouth is a pussy bitch... my mouth said so.
8/12/2008 2:27:45 PM
my mouth hates the foo1
8/12/2008 2:28:28 PM
8/12/2008 2:37:42 PM
laying down in bed and realizing the fire alarm thingy needs batterys.... BEEP............................... BEEP...........................................................................BEEP
10/20/2008 1:49:49 AM
hahahah...pwnt by a dying battery on a sunday night...that must suck
10/20/2008 1:51:15 AM
this thread dying
12/19/2008 9:54:06 AM
bttt
9/3/2009 8:50:24 AM
fuck me how's this thread almost 3 years oldTIME MOVES REALLY FUCKING FAST
9/3/2009 8:52:07 AM
thanks adam!going to the store at 11pm to get an avacado roll and watching someone 4 feet in front of you walk up and take the last one also... wet socks
9/3/2009 12:42:15 PM
# Wet socks# taking off wet shoes/socks and realizing that the bottom of your pants are soaked tooMISHA PWNT, STAY HOME
10/5/2009 2:45:57 PM
realizing my cat's litter box is full and needs to be emptiedafter she has taken a poop on the carpet
10/5/2009 2:54:47 PM
Oh man I fuckin hate wet socks.
10/5/2009 2:55:32 PM
#. realizing you just walked into something covered with hundreds of seed ticks.
10/5/2009 4:57:15 PM
#. Sticking around for an extra semester because of ONE CLASS NOT BEING OFFERED AT THE RIGHT TIME
10/5/2009 6:33:55 PM
rolling over to take a swig from your water bottle and discovering its not just waterSURPRISE LADYBUGwhich apparently tastes very bitter and very much like a plant i can't put my finger on
11/3/2009 1:35:15 AM
thrombosed hemorrhoid
11/3/2009 10:12:36 PM
11/3/2009 10:14:09 PM
Getting a hemroid and having an exam with said hemroid
11/3/2009 10:24:33 PM
wet socks bc of animal pisstrying to put on wet jeansunreachable boogerspaper cutsdropping the spaghetti on the floor bc the open side of the box is on the bottomfloaties in my drink or souptaking the long way to a destinationwalking through spider websI do still think cancer is worse
11/3/2009 10:34:53 PM
# THE CANES
11/4/2009 10:36:04 PM
bttt. :|
11/11/2009 11:32:01 AM
getting sick the week you have to pack up and move
11/11/2009 11:46:49 AM
moving today would end in wet socks. Still not worse then cancer
11/11/2009 12:08:18 PM
having a craving to eat pussy, just to find out she is on the rag.
11/11/2009 12:25:47 PM
bump
12/4/2010 5:13:12 PM
MY FAVORITE SOCKS ARE WET AND ONE OF THEM HAS A HOLE IN THE TOE
12/4/2010 9:35:22 PM
O NOSE!!!
12/4/2010 9:50:04 PM
OH TOES!!!
12/5/2010 4:10:11 AM
12/5/2010 4:16:32 AM
Getting a crack in your nostril near the tip of your nose where a mere twitch brings tears and pain with the force of 1000 suns
4/13/2016 8:43:07 AM
4/13/2016 9:43:06 AM
What is wrong with you that makes your nose crack?[Edited on April 13, 2016 at 10:29 AM. Reason : are you made of concrete? ]
4/13/2016 10:28:58 AM
Cold weather makes my nose dry and sometimes I get a small crack in the skin on the inside of my nostril. Similar to the skin on your lips cracking when they get chapped. What makes it worse is it is difficult to let it heal because simply twitching your nose or wiping it reopens the crack.[Edited on April 13, 2016 at 11:21 AM. Reason : Maybe I'm weird]
4/13/2016 11:18:34 AM
Drink more water. Water is the nourisher of life
4/13/2016 12:50:10 PM
That does sound painful, kind of like a random swollen tastebud. Those hurt.
4/13/2016 2:38:03 PM