I don't want your money.



It's bad enough I feel like I need help from TWW, isn't it?

6/20/2006 9:48:19 AM

^^I don't believe in you.

[Edited on June 20, 2006 at 11:15 AM. Reason : ^]

6/20/2006 11:15:17 AM

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like fucking with me?
Trent: No I'm not fucking with you.
Sue: Honestly, man.

6/20/2006 11:25:41 AM

Quote :

"dude everyone on this forum should just put like 5 dollars in since we feel so sorry for you. Then with the money we accumulate we hire you a nice prostitute that wil basically sex your brains out until you completley forgot about all life prior to orgasm. The only other option is to do Heroin. In some movie I watched this guy heard Heroin was better then sex and when his g/f dumped him b/c she found a video of them having sex, he took up Heroin. I didn't watch much more, but it looked like life was getting a lot better for him. Peace"

His posts hurt to read.

6/20/2006 11:47:59 AM

whatever man i know what i talk about

now back to my candy

6/20/2006 1:22:46 PM

if this thread reaches 7 pages without you fucking/finding some new snatch...

you are pathetic.

6/20/2006 2:15:50 PM

I want to hear some more advice from rallydurham

that was fuckin awesome

6/20/2006 4:47:53 PM

rallydurham in this thread is....



but yeah he should host his own advice thread.

6/20/2006 6:35:57 PM

Quote :

"now back to my candy"

LOL

Quote :

"I think he gained some hand by trying to cancel and forcing her to ask for a reschedule."

Co-stan-za

6/20/2006 7:03:30 PM

^^ ehe

6/20/2006 7:40:32 PM

Quote :

"In some movie I watched this guy heard Heroin was better then sex and when his g/f dumped him b/c she found a video of them having sex, he took up Heroin. I didn't watch much more, but it looked like life was getting a lot better for him. Peace""

You're thinking of Trainspotting, and that character actually died from HIV, alone in a derelict apartment.

6/20/2006 9:11:31 PM

Looks like heroin is out.

6/21/2006 12:30:46 AM

WEAK.

6/21/2006 12:35:59 AM

^WOOOOOSH

also: updates?

6/25/2006 2:59:55 PM

Somebody recently told me that, in writing an email via gmail to her ex, ads for therapy and coping with resentment started popping up.

And that is hilarious.

6/25/2006 3:44:26 PM

^^ahaha, that post is supposed to be referring to ^^^ above not ^

6/25/2006 3:50:04 PM

Yes, I realize he was probably joking.

6/25/2006 4:00:57 PM

I've pretty much done everything you guys told me not to do.


I'm meeting her tonight, since i cancelled the thursday appt.


We'll see how it goes.



I'm still getting depressed when I see couples.

6/25/2006 4:06:20 PM

well you have your balls back

the only way you are going to get better is if you go fuck some other chick that you just picked up

i havent read this thread since page 3, but you need to ask yourself how can you be with this girl without knowing what else is out there

you havent experienced enough to determine if you want to be with her for the rest of your life

this is a blessing

so go fuck someone else please

you will feel better

6/25/2006 4:51:31 PM

^^
You have a Z32?

6/25/2006 5:15:41 PM

Just read through the thread, I feel for you man, but yes just to reiterate that the less contact the better and never let material things (clothes left at ther place, fav hat, whatever it might be) get you hooked back into this girls life.

6/25/2006 8:55:16 PM

Well, she just left.

I convinced her to reconsider, I think.



I'm not holding my breath though, I told her that I didn't know how long it would hurt, or how long before I would move on. I also told her not to worry about me waiting forever.


I don't think you guys would be proud of how I handled myself, but it's all said and done now. I think I did the best that could've been done. It's out of my hands now that I've spoken my peace. I told her if/when she changes her mind, then to call me and we'll have lunch.


I will not call her again. It's probably done now. I guess I'll try to forget about this, without screwing 100 women, and wait until I feel comfortable enough to get back on the horse. If she calls after that, who knows.

6/25/2006 9:58:34 PM

well fucking someone is going to be the only way that you are going to get over it

trust me

6/25/2006 10:00:55 PM

I find that seriously hard to believe.

6/25/2006 10:01:47 PM

look

it hurts now but she left you...and you called and now she has you hook line and sinker if this new guy doesnt work out

you dont want that shit because you have no idea whats out there

there could be someone infinitely better for you but yet you are crawling back to someone that left you

go and learn about the relationship world

going and fucking someone else is a euphemism for that

you have two choices:

take our advice and move on and be ok very quickly

or prepare for the biggest dry spell of your life

6/25/2006 10:13:29 PM

^^Good, 'cuz that's a bunch of shit.

Might even make you feel worse about yourself.

Now, going out and having fun with friends and hanging out with other chix ain't a bad idea. In fact, you need to immerse yourself in other, more positive aspects of your life...as in going out and having a good time and doing work you need to do (school, employment, etc.).

Just going out and nailing somebody else ain't the answer. Especially if you're the kind of person who actually has feelings other than wanting to ball your girlfriend.

^Moving on, or trying to, is the correct answer here.

[Edited on June 25, 2006 at 10:16 PM. Reason : blahblah]

6/25/2006 10:15:34 PM

nm

[Edited on June 25, 2006 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

6/25/2006 10:17:43 PM

I mean you can bang all the girls you want, if she starts creeping back into your life or of she is just around n general, it would be hard to shake her from your mind and move on.

But dude, if you showed her that you want her back she will take that and use it against you. She knows she has the upper hand and just at the moment you are about to move on she will call you up or contact you just to keep you hanging on.

And you mentioned you were "Letting her reconsider"... I mean if she doesnt know that she wants you right then and there than you deserve somebody else.

[Edited on June 25, 2006 at 10:22 PM. Reason : t>w]

6/25/2006 10:20:09 PM

Quote :

"I convinced her to reconsider, I think."

Awesome, you've set yourself up for what will be, at best, a shittier version of your relationship. This time it'll be full of anger, resentment, and jealousy, and the best part: it'll only last a few months!

6/25/2006 10:21:41 PM

^ You're so bitter, but right.

Three times around doesn't even save a relationship. I've tried.

6/25/2006 10:22:35 PM

Hell, even twice doesn't do it, especially if the first break was bad.

6/25/2006 10:30:39 PM

I don't mean to come across as bitter, and I'm not saying every relationship would be like this, but given the particular circumstances, I really think it's true.

6/25/2006 10:30:55 PM

he has done fucked up... convinced her to reconsider my ass.. how do you convince someone to reconsider somehting like that... YOU ARE SCREWED.. for once TWW said the right thing and you blew it off...

6/25/2006 10:31:57 PM

Quote :

"Hell, even twice doesn't do it, especially if the first break was bad."

Exactly.

I think I just liked pain. Needless to say, I've learned my lesson.

6/25/2006 10:39:00 PM

She's not going to lead me on, if she doesnt want to be with me I'll accept it and move on. I've done this to her before, and all I needed was a couple weeks to figure out it wsa a mistake. I'm going to give her the same chance.



It's been my choice not to fuck around. The opportunities are there, I just dont want to fuck things up before I know they're over. I refuse to be a puppy dog.



I wish i had taped the conversation. I really didnt feel like a begging puppy.

[Edited on June 25, 2006 at 10:48 PM. Reason : ]

6/25/2006 10:46:05 PM

You're not fucking things up, because there aren't things to fuck up. You don't have a relationship with her right now.

6/25/2006 11:12:07 PM

Is they pityfest STILL going on???

6/26/2006 1:01:16 AM

Quote :

"Sex : M"

Quote :

"puppy dog"

6/26/2006 1:08:36 AM

Is they pityfest STILL going on???

6/26/2006 1:20:47 AM

Quote :

"I've pretty much done everything you guys told me not to do."

christ people. quit wasting your pity on this guy, no matter how much he begs for it.

he's like a bum on the street begging for change. you dont give bums money because you know their just going to waste it on cheap wine or crack anyhow.

6/26/2006 3:34:32 AM

dude i thought we went over this.


Girls dont reconsider cause you asked them too.


Girls reconsider when they see another girl flirting with you.


If you wanted her back you should have followed the playbook.

Quote :

" If your ex is blonde, flirt with brunettes. If your ex is brunette, flirt with blondes. Do not stray from this formula."

6/26/2006 10:23:18 AM

rallydurham won the absolute fuck out of this thread

6/26/2006 10:25:33 AM

6/26/2006 10:48:40 AM

why won't this thread die?

6/26/2006 10:52:11 AM

Something similar happened to me a few years ago. I'm doing great now and here's what I did and my advice to you:

1. You should definitely call her repeatedly crying and begging for her to take you back. Women love men who are sensitive, right, and what better way to show your soft side?

2. When that fails, write love poetry and send one to her every day. Plaigarize.

3. Have Coldplay on a continuous loop 24/7.

4. Tell everyone you know about it, especially hot girls that like you.

5. Enjoy your 14 month dry spell.

6/26/2006 11:04:06 AM

No matter what...

don't let her know that it is bothering you. If she knows that it is bothering you, then she has the upper hand.

6/26/2006 11:09:12 AM

6/26/2006 11:17:22 AM

^^^ man, that brings back some memories.

6/26/2006 11:26:50 AM

Good Luck Bro

I know you're going to do everything that everyone in the last 5 pages has told you not to.

But then again, by and large, all the advice comes from people that did the SAME FUCKING THING you're doin now. Myself included

Live and learn. The first is always the hardest. Take it at your own pace, and keep yourself busy. Not even necessarily with pumping some strange poon but just with friends you've lost touch with. And it DOES help if they're attractive females...and your ex sees...and even if she doesn't maybe your hot friends have some hot friends

6/26/2006 1:53:12 PM

you're so money and you don't even know it

6/26/2006 2:52:48 PM