paul cousins can instantly point out photoshops

[Edited on April 28, 2006 at 11:15 AM. Reason : 5]

4/28/2006 11:14:51 AM

paul cousins was on the grassy knoll

4/28/2006 11:17:57 AM

While in prison, when Paul Cousins dropped the soap, everyone else bent over to get it for him

4/28/2006 11:18:31 AM

paul cousins was in the first german schizer video, shot in the late 50s. his crap loving spirit blazed a trail for crap lovers all around the world.

[Edited on April 28, 2006 at 11:55 AM. Reason : ]

4/28/2006 11:50:15 AM

Paul Cousins faked the moon landing

4/28/2006 11:51:30 AM

paul cousins likes to shoot raisins out of his nostrils

4/28/2006 11:56:13 AM

paul cousins can't prevent me from graduating

even though i photoshopped pictures of a monkey

4/28/2006 12:14:35 PM

it's antimatter time

4/28/2006 12:22:39 PM

actually, its hammer time

4/28/2006 3:34:23 PM

Paul Cousins hired strippers from Shaw for the NCSU Lacrosse team.

4/28/2006 3:48:12 PM

can paul cousins divide by zero, or is that chuck norris?

i can't remember

4/28/2006 3:48:52 PM

paul cousins shopped the pics!

PAUL COUSINS IS SNOWMAN!

4/28/2006 4:19:56 PM

Paul Cousins hires tranny strippers from durham

4/28/2006 4:28:25 PM

oh synapse!

4/28/2006 8:06:16 PM

I'VE GOT A MEETING AT 2PM TOMORROW WITH STUDENT CONDUCT

GEE I HOPE I MEET THIS PAUL COUSINS FELLOW

5/4/2006 10:56:15 PM

Paul Cousins, while a member of the Black hand, shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, starting WWI.

5/4/2006 10:59:36 PM

this meeting is going to be comedic gold

i wish i had a tape recorder

5/4/2006 11:10:14 PM

Paul Cousins just recently iced the 20's on his ride

5/4/2006 11:11:34 PM

Paul Cousins formed the Zulu nation in a single afternoon, but gave the credit to Afrika Bambaataa cause he owed a nigga a favor

5/4/2006 11:13:08 PM

Paul Cousins single-handedly freed illegally detained child prostitutes in a southern Argentinian prison, only to lock them up in his North Carolina basement

-ZiP!-

5/4/2006 11:13:40 PM

He is actutally an unclaimed bastard child of bill brasky. Unfortunately, it was one of those expirements where brasky used his slaiva instead of his sperm when he impregnated stalin's mother.

5/4/2006 11:15:16 PM

Quote :

"can paul cousins divide by zero, or is that chuck norris? "

While on NCSU property he can do whatever he wants.

Paul Cousins won the nobel prize for creating matter out of nothing, thus bypassing laws of conservation..... he creates EVIDENCE

[Edited on May 4, 2006 at 11:23 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2006 11:22:20 PM

Paul Cousins was the time travel dude on Star Trek Enterprise

5/4/2006 11:43:31 PM

paul cousins has fathered thirty-one kids, but mothered forty-five.

-ZiP!-

5/4/2006 11:59:33 PM

paul cousins has an illegitimate black baby

5/5/2006 12:21:07 AM

Paul Cousins is the reason bojangles' rice is dirty

5/5/2006 9:53:19 AM

i almost met him

but i didn't

5/9/2006 12:08:28 AM

I hear he loves the wolfweb.

5/9/2006 12:10:21 AM

hey does matt still stay with ya'll

also

he looks like he's got the sickle cell

5/9/2006 12:11:30 AM

naw he moved back to greenville. I tried calling him to say whatup but he wont answer.

5/9/2006 12:57:21 PM

Rice Krispies won't even talk to Paul Cousins.

5/9/2006 12:58:22 PM

paul cousins has handed out red cards to other refs while officiating a middle school soccer game

-ZiP!-

6/30/2006 12:03:19 AM

this thread is gay

6/30/2006 12:10:20 AM

Paul Cousins engineered zyklon B

6/30/2006 5:56:22 AM

R.I.P.

6/30/2006 7:38:12 AM

paul cousins has 8 senses.....not one of them is humor. i'm super serial.

6/30/2006 6:51:37 PM

paul cousins coined the phrase "pwnt"

6/30/2006 7:10:13 PM

paul cousins is starting at TE saturday night

9/21/2006 12:52:13 AM

Paul Cousins is next in line to replace the Great Leader Kim Jong Il.

9/21/2006 1:04:59 AM

Paul Cousins once made a Bloody Mary out of the menstrual fluids of a rhinoceros.

9/21/2006 1:09:31 AM

paul cousins was the stunt man for bob saget on full house

9/21/2006 1:19:36 AM

lets see how many chuck norris/bill brasky/vin diesel quotes we can redirect

9/21/2006 1:20:52 AM

i havnt read any of this, but im posting anyway

9/21/2006 1:28:49 AM

paul cousins designed the new oregon uniforms

9/21/2006 6:14:56 AM

Paul Cousins is the former prime minister of Thailand, but will now reside in raleigh after being overthrown

9/21/2006 7:12:48 AM

I can't talk bad about Paul Cousins because he took my side when a teacher was falsely trying to screw me over.

[Edited on September 21, 2006 at 7:56 AM. Reason : me type gud]

9/21/2006 7:53:36 AM

paul cousins lives in chuck amato's garage

he calls chuck "barney"

9/21/2006 7:54:48 AM

Paul Cousins once came in third place in a Paul Cousins look-alike contest.

9/21/2006 3:06:02 PM

Paul Cousins claimed that he had killed Jon Bonai Ramsey, but it turnout he was jus Playin'

9/21/2006 3:34:20 PM

Paul Cousins sneezed so hard that he caused hurricane Katrina

9/21/2006 3:36:14 PM