ncsuGALxcPaC busted me again last night.


i was so fucked up, and shouldnt have even been playing. ahaha

she nailed me good

8/14/2005 11:02:11 PM

so the whole sng I'm joking around that the site is rigged, then this jewel knocks me out

FullTiltPoker Game #185290746: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (1163350), Table 1 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:19:23 ET - 2005/08/14
Seat 2: Bad_Beat_n (7,873)
Seat 5: tomloes (2,320)
Seat 9: SweetRx (3,307)
tomloes posts the small blind of 120
SweetRx posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tomloes [4c 4d]
Bad_Beat_n folds
tomloes raises to 720
SweetRx raises to 3,307, and is all in
tomloes calls 1,600, and is all in
SweetRx shows [8s 9h]
tomloes shows [4c 4d]
Uncalled bet of 987 returned to SweetRx
*** FLOP *** [4s 9c Jd]
*** TURN *** [4s 9c Jd] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [4s 9c Jd 9d] [Js]
SweetRx shows a full house, Nines full of Jacks
tomloes shows a full house, Fours full of Jacks
SweetRx wins the pot (4,640) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks
tomloes stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,640 | Rake 0
Board: [4s 9c Jd 9d Js]
Seat 2: Bad_Beat_n (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: tomloes (small blind) showed [4c 4d] and lost with a full house, Fours full of Jacks
Seat 9: SweetRx (big blind) showed [8s 9h] and won (4,640) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks


Coin flip preflop, 20 to 1 after the flop, still 6 to 1 after the turn... and this retard had at least 5 major suckouts during this sng.

8/14/2005 11:42:42 PM

I've busted out of 3 Tourneys today with AK.

All 3 to 55.

All 3 nothing higher than 8 came on the board. The 5's hit a set twice and and a straight once.

Painful

8/14/2005 11:43:13 PM

heres my story

jackleg got paid last night, yo

8/15/2005 9:55:18 AM

We had quads 5 times last night.

I freaking kept running in to pairs under mine hitting

8/15/2005 11:27:36 AM

Quote :

"We had quads 5 times last night. "

Quad Queens in the house.

Quote :

"ncsuGALxcPaC busted me again last night. i was so fucked up, and shouldnt have even been playing. ahaha she nailed me good "

Whoops.

8/15/2005 3:18:36 PM

I got felt up last nite....of course my chips were gone when it was over

8/15/2005 3:50:30 PM

8/16/2005 3:57:08 PM

Other day in wtpt @ Babineaus in cary.. I made it to final two and this was the last hand of the tourny

Me(~$120k): 2c7d
Hot girl(~$75k): As8h

SB: 10k
BB: 20k

I'm in small blind/button so I take a shot at her chips and raise to 50k thinkin she'd either fold or go all in and she had been playin extremely tight heads up, folding lots, so i'd fold if she raised.. She only called so there was 100k in the pot.

Flop: 7h Qs 8s

I got a piece so i bet 20k and she goes all in for 25k, easy call of 5k

Turn: 7s

Shit no!! don't do it to me.. NO FLUSH, NO FLUSH

River: 7c

OFF MY SHIT! won a tourny with quad 7's

yeah, i felt special



[Edited on August 16, 2005 at 4:08 PM. Reason : .]

8/16/2005 4:04:45 PM

Wait for it......





















Wait for it........

















Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait for it..............................

























OMFG! http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=262166

8/16/2005 4:31:58 PM

^ hey fuck you, it was a SnG

Not all of us are mike fucking mcdermott playing 10K/25K blinds.

8/16/2005 5:08:57 PM

^hey fuck you, I WASN'T FUCKING TALKING TO YOU.

8/16/2005 6:04:26 PM

my bad

[Edited on August 16, 2005 at 6:10 PM. Reason : .]

8/16/2005 6:10:38 PM

What is it with me, and one-out hands? Once again, at least I cashed, i guess

5+0.5 NL Holdem Multi Table Tournament, 16 Aug 2005 11:49 PM
View Previous | Next hand for this table.
Seat 1: Louie76 ($57,486 in chips)
Seat 2: repo_man ($38,672 in chips)
Seat 3: hacknslap ($36,695 in chips)
Seat 6: DrOldSchool [AC,2H] ($22,060 in chips)
Seat 7: bigpappyb ($25,718 in chips)
Seat 8: qristofsnafu ($13,113 in chips)
Seat 10: bserocki99 ($53,156 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
hacknslap posts blind ($1,500), DrOldSchool posts blind ($3,000).

PRE-FLOP
bigpappyb folds, qristofsnafu folds, bserocki99 folds, Louie76 folds, repo_man folds, hacknslap bets $4,500, DrOldSchool calls $3,000.

FLOP [board cards 2S,JH,2C ]
hacknslap bets $3,000, DrOldSchool calls $3,000.

TURN [board cards 2S,JH,2C,4C ]
hacknslap bets $6,000, DrOldSchool bets $13,060 and is all-in, hacknslap calls $7,060.

RIVER [board cards 2S,JH,2C,4C,AD ]


SHOWDOWN
DrOldSchool shows [ AC,2H ]
hacknslap shows [ AH,AS ]
hacknslap wins $44,120.
SUMMARY
Dealer: repo_man
Pot: $44,120
Louie76, loses $0
repo_man, loses $0
hacknslap, bets $22,060, collects $44,120, net $22,060
DrOldSchool, loses $22,060
bigpappyb, loses $0
qristofsnafu, loses $0
bserocki99, loses $0

8/16/2005 11:51:40 PM

holy fuck that blows

8/16/2005 11:58:58 PM

that is why you dont play ace garbage.

8/17/2005 12:15:28 AM

grandmaster's armor?

8/17/2005 12:20:20 AM

^^ I only played it 'cause I assumed he was trying to steal my BB. Hell, he only doubled it... I'll look at a flop for 1/2 price with an A heads up.

8/17/2005 12:28:47 AM

fuck off Lil G

that hand won me more than most of these lame ass poker stories/beats

[Edited on August 17, 2005 at 12:36 AM. Reason : .]

8/17/2005 12:36:01 AM

im in a non online game (we're down to 4 handed) blinds are .25/.50 NLH

I have about $38 in the BB
UTG has about $50
2nd position has about $65
SB has about $30

UTG who had played semi-tight that night makes it $2 to go with Ac Kc
2nd folds
SB folds
I see Qc Jc
I call and see a flop:

2c 8d 10c

i check (knowing that i am going to call any reasonable bet)
he bets $2, me thinking that was suspiscious and wanting to take it there, i raise it $5 to $7
he calls

pot is $18.25

next card 7h

so the board is 2c 8d 10c 7h

I bet out $19 (the pot)

he thinks for a while and just calls, i was like wtf

the river was an insignificant 5h, and knowing im fucked and he'd have to call my remaining 10 had he just a pocket pair i check and he checks

he turns over his AK embarrassed and im like its good

now reflecting on that hand, wtf happened


the call of 19, i can merit a raise and a fold, but a call? what do yall think


i usually never overplay my big draws, but i thought I made a play where he wouldnt be able to call with AK, b/c his actions were screaming weak the whole time.

I mean i guess i misplayed this but damn

8/17/2005 12:50:48 AM

Quote :

"fuck off Lil G that hand won me more than most of these lame ass poker stories/beats"

Oh, man, I'm dying to know....how many PLAYERS POINTS did you win in this free tournament? Ooooh! Did you get a free t-shirt for being one one of the best pretend poker players?!? I bet you did!

Calling these other stories/beats "lame ass" is a little like the pot calling the kettle black, wouldn't you say?

Jesus Christ, I'd rather hear a story about how your lips got to be so fucking huge.



HOLY FUCK! Did you inject them with collagen or did they just get stuck in a taffy puller?

[Edited on August 17, 2005 at 6:45 AM. Reason : ]

8/17/2005 6:44:42 AM

Man Greg. I miss ya.

Anyways, with the AK vs QJ hand, two things.

First, what do you think the guy has. If he was playing tight like you said, then his calls are screaming overpair to me (I realize he was on a draw, but 90% of the time, after a raise preflop and low cards coming on the board, the guy is playing JJ or something). This is of course assuming the player is playing tight and not making stupid calls. Bad players will call you down on this type of bet with A6 off-suit waiting for their A. Regardless of what he is playing, at this point you know you are beat. I know you said he was playing tight, but don't confuse this with playing smart. That guy was drawing for the nuts, and when people are drawing for the nuts, they often throw pot odds out the window.

Secondly, your bet on the turn is just too big. It almost commits you to an all-in regardless of the outcome on the river. It was only too big because of your stack size. Normally, a pot-sized bet is perfect in this scenario, but you have to bet in relation to your stack. Perhaps throw out $8. Your bet will still pay off in the end, and it still sets up a bluff if you want to do so on the river.

8/17/2005 10:36:32 AM

worse beat ever...

***** Hand History for Game 2550760535 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $10 Buy-in + $1 Entry Fee Trny:14920012 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Wednesday, August 17, 13:39:32 EDT 2005
Table Table 35239 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: TheBigE636 ( $885 )
Seat 2: rookie1221 ( $915 )
Seat 3: Phelps9831 ( $525 )
Seat 4: Misanthropic ( $1115 )
Seat 5: pinepanther ( $995 )
Seat 6: fastang302 ( $680 )
Seat 7: oGURL ( $760 )
Seat 8: jamesblonde ( $640 )
Seat 9: jbplotki ( $865 )
Seat 10: TKing15 ( $620 )
Trny:14920012 Level:1
Blinds(10/15)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to jbplotki [ 4s 4c ]
oGURL folds.
jamesblonde folds.
>You have options at Table 35237 Table!.
jbplotki raises [65].
TKing15 calls [65].
rookie1221: wow u really lucked out there
TheBigE636 calls [65].
rookie1221 folds.
Phelps9831 folds.
Misanthropic raises [115].
pinepanther folds.
fastang302 folds.
jbplotki calls [50].
TKing15 calls [50].
TheBigE636 calls [50].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, 4d, 8d ]
pinepanther: trying to go outside to play wit hkids lol
>You have options at Table 35237 Table!.
jbplotki checks.
TKing15 checks.
TheBigE636 checks.
rookie1221: thats cool
Misanthropic bets [80].
jbplotki raises [275].
TKing15 folds.
TheBigE636 folds.
Misanthropic raises [720].
jbplotki is all-In [475]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ad ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
>You have options at Table 35237 Table!.
Misanthropic shows [ Kc, Ac ] a full house, Aces full of kings.
jbplotki shows [ 4s, 4c ] a full house, Fours full of aces.
Misanthropic wins 50 chips from side pot #1 with a full house, Aces full of kings.
Misanthropic wins 1985 chips from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of kings.
jbplotki finished in tenth place.
omg
mmm i like that
nice hand
jbplotki has left the table.

8/17/2005 1:42:37 PM

Maybe that's the poker gods' way of punishing you for raising in early position with pockets 4's.

OMPOCKETPAIR!

8/17/2005 2:24:18 PM

PLAY SHIT, GET SHIT

8/17/2005 2:29:35 PM

^^^He had 4 outs at the river. Yeah, running cards suck, but i think my 2 one-out beats are worse

8/17/2005 3:22:13 PM

Just to clarify:

SECOND WORST BEAT EVER - When Chad's quad aces lost to my royal flush.

WORST BEAT EVER - The guy in the 2004 WSOP that flopped quad sixes, called an all-in on the flop, and was a huge favorite against pocket 9's...until running 9's came.

8/17/2005 3:46:07 PM

I concur, those pwnt my bitchings

8/17/2005 3:47:22 PM

.

[Edited on August 17, 2005 at 4:30 PM. Reason : .]

8/17/2005 4:26:27 PM

^^^^^^^^ yea, i realize the bet of the pot on the turn was a bit high, but at that point I think he has AK or AQ. I thought it mildly possible he had a pp, but the bet out of $2 post flop was a bit suspiscious. I mean dont get me wrong this guy is definately not a bad player at all

I said he was playing tight but every once in a while he'd showdown A-7 or A-8, thats why I said semi-tight, and his raise preflop was semi-small compared to the raises that had been made at the table that night.

i figured at worst for me he has JJ, at best for me he has A-8 or other junk. So even if my read was bad and he has JJ, i still had (with the info I had b4 i saw his actual hand) 16 outs. And that is why I was happy to try to take it at the turn. I mean what could he have thought I had? Even if he thought he had 15 outs, which he would have to put me on my hand, i think itd been hard to assume that. I mean had i hit a set, he's drawing to possibly only 7 outs.


o well, i just dont get the just call on the turn, that makes absolutely no sense to me

8/17/2005 5:09:28 PM

i think my KK with the flop of KAK and the dude turning the case ace w/ AA to lose $800 was pretty bad

[Edited on August 17, 2005 at 5:10 PM. Reason : .]

8/17/2005 5:10:19 PM

Having to fold KK sucks...

In Vegas I was playing No limit 1/2.

I was Big blind and I should have raised when it went around me but I just checked. Small blind called with Q/4. Q4 came on the flop. Most everyone folded but I stayed in until the turn and had to muck there when he bet 16. I knew he had me

I caught a flush on the flop and took the rest of his chips after that. I played him like a flute

forkgirl Gave me a lot of positioning advice and I attribute my winnings to her

[Edited on August 17, 2005 at 5:47 PM. Reason : a]

8/17/2005 5:44:37 PM

I thought NoidRoid having his KK beat by 33 for an all-expenses paid seat at the WSOP Main Event was a pretty brutal beat...

[Edited on August 17, 2005 at 5:55 PM. Reason : .]

8/17/2005 5:55:19 PM

^ wow that sucks too

8/17/2005 5:56:15 PM

This is terrible... I am playing in a 5 dollar buy in... and just mainly kidding around... and this happens. Poor guy. I really didn't think he had anything though.

And this was the first money tourney I have ever played online. lol And I won it. Word. 21 dolla. lol



Getting Hand History Information...
----------------------------------------------------------------

Hand #7779925-46 at SnG-0007d (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 17/Aug/05 20:18:18

-BRAVEHEART- is at seat 0 with 1325.
killer kam is at seat 2 with 1660.
debtwish is at seat 3 with 1510.
wolfpackbrand is at seat 4 with 2010.
Rich One is at seat 5 with 2495.
The button is at seat 2.

debtwish posts the small blind of 20.
wolfpackbrand posts the big blind of 40.

-BRAVEHEART-: -- --
killer kam: -- --
debtwish: -- --
wolfpackbrand: 3h 4s
Rich One: -- --

Pre-flop:

Rich One folds. -BRAVEHEART- folds. killer kam
folds. debtwish raises to 80. wolfpackbrand calls.


Flop (board: 9s 3s 2h):

debtwish bets 40. wolfpackbrand raises to 280.
debtwish re-raises to 1000. wolfpackbrand goes all-in
for 1930. debtwish goes all-in for 1430.
wolfpackbrand is returned 500 (uncalled).

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

debtwish shows 9d 9h.
wolfpackbrand shows 3h 4s.


Turn (board: 9s 3s 2h Ad):

(no action in this round)


River (board: 9s 3s 2h Ad 5c):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

debtwish has 9d 9h 9s Ad 5c: three nines.
wolfpackbrand has 3h 4s 2h Ad 5c: straight, five high.


Hand #7779925-46 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
wolfpackbrand wins 3020 with straight, five high.
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8/17/2005 9:49:49 PM

So his raise of his entire stack didn't clue ya?

8/17/2005 9:53:51 PM

I meant previously.

After that... just fucking around.

[Edited on August 17, 2005 at 10:09 PM. Reason : AND he had been a very loose player. ]

8/17/2005 10:09:03 PM

I had a great hand:1/2 nl Hold 'em

sb q-js

BB, SB, Dealer, and late position called to the flop

flop:
10c, 9d, 8s

I check.....

BB: 6 dollars
late position calls
I raise 15 on top

both call

turn:
7h

I lead out for 15
both call

River:
6s

I bet 20 and both call

BB had j-7-flopped second nut straight
other one folded

Won a healthy pot

8/17/2005 10:32:26 PM

the other one folded after he'd already called on the river?

8/17/2005 11:32:51 PM

i think she meant he mucked his cards

8/17/2005 11:38:50 PM

made it all the way to the end of a multi table earlier, me and another guy left. fucker had like 4.5 times the amt of chips as me and was pushing me around pretty hard. raising preflop constantly, and betting big after the flop. shit lasted forever... trapped him a few times and eventually got it back to where he had like 2.7x my stack. he was still raising me preflop damn near every time, and i finally got a hand. AA. he raised, i reraised, he put me all in. i called

fucker had QQ, i was like hell yeah i got him, im about to have the lead and ill take his ass down

river queen

2nd aint bad, but i wanted that comeback so fucking bad against this douche. my conspiracy theory is that the poker site thought we were playing heads up for too long

8/17/2005 11:56:15 PM

hey, what are the odds of 89o beating QQ heads up

i wanna know how much god hates me, is there some chart like that online?

[Edited on August 18, 2005 at 12:21 AM. Reason : lll]

8/18/2005 12:21:31 AM

depending on suits its about 17/83

http://www.cardplayer.com/poker_odds/texas_holdem/index.php

8/18/2005 12:58:06 AM

lemme check my log

Quote :

"*** FLOP *** [9s Kc Jc] *** TURN *** [9s Kc Jc] [8h] *** RIVER *** [9s Kc Jc 8h] [2d] jackleg512 said, "christ" *** SHOW DOWN *** jackleg512: shows [Qc Qs] (a pair of Queens) txsweethrt: shows [9c 8d] (two pair, Nines and Eights)"

82.9 / 17.1

yeah god hates me

hhahah i was like CHRIST!!1

8/18/2005 1:18:49 AM

Quote :

"im in a non online game (we're down to 4 handed) blinds are .25/.50 NLH I have about $38 in the BB UTG has about $50 2nd position has about $65 SB has about $30 UTG who had played semi-tight that night makes it $2 to go with Ac Kc 2nd folds SB folds I see Qc Jc I call and see a flop: 2c 8d 10c i check (knowing that i am going to call any reasonable bet) he bets $2, me thinking that was suspiscious and wanting to take it there, i raise it $5 to $7 he calls pot is $18.25 next card 7h so the board is 2c 8d 10c 7h I bet out $19 (the pot) he thinks for a while and just calls, i was like wtf the river was an insignificant 5h, and knowing im fucked and he'd have to call my remaining 10 had he just a pocket pair i check and he checks he turns over his AK embarrassed and im like its good now reflecting on that hand, wtf happened the call of 19, i can merit a raise and a fold, but a call? what do yall think i usually never overplay my big draws, but i thought I made a play where he wouldnt be able to call with AK, b/c his actions were screaming weak the whole time. I mean i guess i misplayed this but damn "

the AK was of clubs also. both of you overplayed your hand.

his proper move was to go over the top of you, and both of you play it ultra passive post flop.

sitting at the table, it was pretty obvious what was going down, but thats just from someone that wasnt in the hand.

8/18/2005 7:46:52 AM

Anyone ever associate metagame issues with their decisions in relation to a pot? as in associate some form of equity in the pot due to a non-monitary event?

for instance.

in the same game as mentioned above....

im holding K7o in the BB in the same 4 handed game as mentioned in the hand above. (it was a bigger game, but we busted everyone.. )

stacks

utg (folded) ~ $20
utg +1 (folded) ~$30
sb (posts $0.25, called pf) ~$35 (same player as mentioned in the above hand with the AK)
bb (posted $0.50 me,) ~$75 K7o
i raise to $1.00 and announce "min raises make baby jesus cry"
SB calls.

remember kids, in a short handed game, ultra aggro is key.

flop Kc 8h 2h

SB checks, I bet out $4

realize this is an overbet. realize exactly what this means.

sb calls. holy flush draw bat man, or the point of the overbet. pot $10

turn 7h.

sb checked (???)
i lead out with $8... thinking maybe if hes on a baby flush, hell fold (he has done that many times, ive bet out with lower flushes than his and taken it down, or worse holdings)

he goes over the top all in. for another $22 or so.

I was 90% sure he didnt have the Ah.

So for the pot that holds $48, im getting about 2.2 : 1 on the money to call the final $22.

so i figure if got the 2 7's, the 2 K's, the 13-1-3-2 = 7*0.9 = 6.3 remaining hearts for 10.3 outs to the river. with 44 unknown cards left (52-4-2-2(xHxH)), i figure im about 4.3:1 to hit my cards. or he could be on AhKx and i could be in good shape.

so. obviously i dont have the odds to call this right?

well.... heres the thing. it was getting late, and i was pretty damn tired. my thinking was that my game was deteriroating the later it got. it was time to take a shot. i was also thinking that if i busted the 4th player, it was very likely that the game would break, and i could go to sleep. I didnt feel as if the other two would have been too keen on a guy like me playing 3 handed with a 3:1 chip lead. It was worth it to me, to pay the difference in the odds in order to possibly end the game. this is the inclusion of a metagame issue into the equity of the pot.

so i called, and in reality, he was on QhJh, i was correct with the non A flush, and pretty much on for the entire read.

In reality, i was actually in a bit better shape then i thought i was.

pokenum -h kh 7c - qh jh -- kc 8h 2h 7h
Holdem Hi: 44 enumerated boards containing Kc 8h 7h 2h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
7c Kh 11 25.00 33 75.00 0 0.00 0.250
Qh Jh 33 75.00 11 25.00 0 0.00 0.750

I was only truely sitting with a 3:1 odds situation with a 2.2:1 pot. So in reality i paid ~$5 to take the shot at ending the game.

it was worth it to me, would it have been to you?

8/18/2005 8:35:11 AM

ohhhh, thats neat

if i add more math to my game

but if i do that, im not playing for fun anymore

8/18/2005 8:43:47 AM

Quote :

"i raise to $1.00 and announce "min raises make baby jesus cry" "

hahahahaha i remember that

8/18/2005 8:45:14 AM

Quote :

"*** FLOP *** [4c 6s Ts] worm1799: checks jackleg512: bets 250 worm1799: raises 1140 to 1390 and is all-in jackleg512: calls 1000 and is all-in *** TURN *** [4c 6s Ts] [8s] *** RIVER *** [4c 6s Ts 8s] [3s] jackleg512 said, "christ" *** SHOW DOWN *** worm1799: shows [As Jc] (a flush, Ace high) jackleg512: shows [Ac Th] (a pair of Tens) worm1799 collected 2950 from pot"

i like the little calculator so i can see just how bad my luck is lately

82.4 / 17.6

8/18/2005 9:21:53 AM

Quote :

"my thinking was that my game was deteriroating the later it got. it was time to take a shot. i was also thinking that if i busted the 4th player, it was very likely that the game would break, and i could go to sleep."

You could've just said something too. I called a time once and completely lost track of it. Like 2 hours later we broke.

However, your assessment of the game is highly accurate. I had seen enough flops with 73 for one lifetime - let alone night. If you hit that hand, and busted Mr. AK (I can't remember his name), I would've ran out the door before you had the chance to stack your chips.

Though I would enjoy a rematch with y'all at any time.

8/18/2005 2:58:08 PM