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4/23/2014 4:09:19 PM

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"instfu = instant stay tight for you"

... i still don't know what this means.

4/23/2014 4:16:26 PM

The only thing I can think of is he meant for me to keep my vagina tight for him. If he meant something else, then he needs to work on his communication skills.

4/23/2014 4:22:14 PM

If he meant something else, that then he needs to work on his communication skills.

4/23/2014 4:25:45 PM

that's all i could think of... but it still doesn't make sense.

"i think i'm an instant-stay-tight-for-you?"? that's not a sentence.

4/23/2014 4:25:45 PM

keep it tight for me
I don't like and blow-by when I'm working

4/25/2014 1:03:57 PM

chatting up a girl for a couple days only to realize that you live in different cities. And i mean 100 miles apart cities. stupid Tinder and it's location issues. I never even signed onto it while i was passing through Greenville, SC yet girls there are the first dozen or so selections i see when i get back home. Just assumed she was close by

5/6/2014 11:10:57 AM

on the flip side i was in reno the other day and was excited about trying to chat up some white trash and tinder just would not figure out i wasn't at home.

5/6/2014 11:58:23 AM

so i saw a girl on tinder that i know first hand a buddy of mine has been on a few recent dates with. i swiped right just because i'm a guy and that's what i do and it make an immediate match. i didn't think much of it but she sent me a message and has kind of been chatting me up. should i just ignore it? haven't talked to my buddy this week so i'm not sure if it fizzled out or what.

5/14/2014 2:00:20 PM

how good of a "buddy" is he?

5/14/2014 2:04:32 PM

we're going to spain this summer...so yeah, i'll ignore it

5/14/2014 2:05:06 PM

If you really want to fuck tinder up try logging on during a business trip during your layovers.

5/14/2014 2:05:15 PM

^^you should *probably* tell him...

[Edited on May 14, 2014 at 4:47 PM. Reason : about her, not that you were trying to bag his new chick]

5/14/2014 4:47:31 PM

so i messaged this girl back a few times and she asked me how much luck i'd had on tinder. so i said something to the effect of "not a whole lot locally, charlotte chicks are pretty terrible. present company excluded".

then she replied "well told me that i have "hang ups" today so i guess i'm no exception. and i guess we aren't going out again"

this girl's a shark!

5/15/2014 9:30:03 AM

My latest tinder matches profile reads:

"I'm a nurse, prefer humor over guys with 6-packs, no booty calls, no atheists, or no guys < 5'11".

I messaged her "i was going to chat and flirt but i have a no girls < than a C-cup rule, sorry "

lol

5/22/2014 5:29:56 PM

the selection in the chocowinity area is awful. as in there is no one around here. surprising with Greenville and Washington being so close

5/22/2014 10:56:04 PM

are you tired of me?



when tinder gets serious.

6/11/2014 1:59:47 PM

didn't realize this thing was directly linked to your facebook. how much information does it harvest from it? does it take all your pics and your likes and all of that?

6/11/2014 2:38:34 PM

it only links to your facebook to verify that you are who you say you are.

you basically choose up to 5 photos from your facebook page to represent you. then you fill out a short profile (if you want to). the only thing the other person sees is your first name, age, those 5 photos, and any mutual FB friends or interests (from pages you've liked).

6/11/2014 2:57:05 PM

Another male teacher at school pulled me aside today and whispered, "Hey man, I've got an app you have to try out..it's called tinder...I'm telling you man....tinder." He was so sincere I couldn't laugh directly at him.

My man is pulling toothless Johnston County ladies left and right.

6/18/2014 7:32:15 PM

sat right behind a girl on a date that i had chatted with on tinder last week.

she was looking good, almost too over dressed for minor league baseball. they left in the 6th inning.

7/1/2014 8:02:41 AM

So you watched another guy close something that you whiffed on??

7/1/2014 9:02:43 AM

whatever i say here will sound like me making excuses. but it was more like not putting any effort in after brief conversation. which i'm ok with after seeing her interactions with this guy.

[Edited on July 1, 2014 at 9:06 AM. Reason : and if he did close, good for him. ]

7/1/2014 9:05:54 AM

So i've been chatting with a girl who just moved down from up north on Tinder she seems cool and has a pretty face. She has no full body shots though so it raises a red flag that she's is fat, perhaps it is time to hit next.

7/1/2014 9:49:42 AM

I downloaded this the other day. I love judging the shit out of people solely on their looks

There also aren't many attractive ladies up there around my age

[Edited on July 1, 2014 at 10:02 AM. Reason : ]

7/1/2014 10:01:48 AM

^^ almost everytime thats true. i met a girl online recently and we exchanged facebook info and chatted a bit. she had a really cute face but didn't have any full body shots from the past 2 years. we fell out of touch but one day she made a post on facebook that said she was happy she had lost 20 lbs and was now "down to 293". yep.

7/1/2014 10:05:05 AM

another thing to be suspect of is any girl that only has one or two pics. Especially if they are distant or grainy and even more so if the girl is younger. If i know one thing it's that girls love taking pictures and should have hundreds to choose from. If you don't have at least 6-10 pictures i begin to really question you.

7/1/2014 10:16:20 AM

True story: was at a baseball game and one of the guys from the visiting team turned out to be a dude that had contacted the friend I was with on Tinder that day to see if she was DTF. Someone else with us yelled out "TINDER!" when he was up with a full count and he struck out looking.

7/1/2014 10:24:31 AM

if true, that is hilarious

7/1/2014 10:41:11 AM

I never heard of Tinder before today, #marriedlife

And what is DTF? Is it related to FDT?

[Edited on July 1, 2014 at 1:56 PM. Reason : ]

7/1/2014 1:56:27 PM

Quote :

" DOWN TOWN FUQUAY "

7/1/2014 2:09:37 PM

Quote :

" Doing The Fellatio "

7/1/2014 2:26:47 PM

Quote :

"she was happy she had lost 20 lbs and was now "down to 293". yep."

wait, you couldn't tell that this girl was 300 lbs in from her face?

what the hell is wrong with you?

7/1/2014 5:57:04 PM

Probably old, less hefty pics.

Some of those people aren't trying to be deceptive of course. They obviously don't want want to photograph themselves, and then there's no way for them to be like, "I'm obese, by the way!"

7/1/2014 6:13:17 PM

tinder "moments" are pretty lame.

7/9/2014 5:03:53 PM

What are they I don't quite understand

7/9/2014 6:01:57 PM

I don't know either. I don't get it. Just like I don't get sanpchat. I'm too old I guess.

Although I did have a good conversation with a girl about the shirt she was wearing in one.

7/9/2014 6:29:13 PM

basically snapchat photos within tinder.

7/9/2014 8:06:48 PM

^

One moment I had pop up was a nood...so there's that.

7/10/2014 8:42:15 AM

lolololol girl hit me up yesterday saying she'd moving in a month and wants some "fun" before she leaves. Then today she tells me she's in a relationship and that she hopes it doesnt bother me

7/11/2014 4:57:55 PM

Sounds perfect. Wrap it up.

7/11/2014 5:02:51 PM

the next parrt of the conversation:

and I never really do things like this but we have been together a long time and we currently live together but he is going to boston for grad school in August when I move to DC. During that time we agreed to give each other one last time to have an open relationship before things get to the next step


solid

7/11/2014 5:12:19 PM

these are pretty funny: http://imgur.com/gallery/hcchM

7/11/2014 5:24:30 PM

Tinder thinks I'm near Clemson now

7/11/2014 8:04:45 PM

^^ page one, breh

7/12/2014 4:55:10 PM

I'm amazed at how much better this shit is in Boulder vs Charlotte. Get out while you can Jeepin4x4

7/16/2014 12:28:03 AM

hahahaha i need details man!

7/16/2014 8:43:28 AM

Over the age of 25 there is a shocking percentage of single moms and/or divorcees.

7/16/2014 10:00:32 AM

^^

just getting tons more matches out here and not doing anything differently. already have a date with this super cute chick after a day or two of tindering

[Edited on July 16, 2014 at 6:54 PM. Reason : .]

7/16/2014 6:51:48 PM

I might have asked is before but I don't remember the answer

What percentage of the people (or guys/girls) on tinder are on there solely to hook up (versus those that would actually like to date)?

Asking for a friend

[Edited on July 16, 2014 at 8:34 PM. Reason : Also, how often have you come across people you know?]

7/16/2014 8:34:12 PM