funniest bug that made it (or nearly made it) into one of the Gears games?

1/16/2012 5:45:39 PM

does the license plate say fresh? does it have dice in the mirror?

1/16/2012 5:49:15 PM

That reminds me: I once saw a Porsche (I think it was a Porsche anyway) with a GRSOFWAR plate at the Southpoint Best Buy. Was this you Cliffery?

[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 5:50 PM. Reason : ]

1/16/2012 5:50:40 PM

how much did your fake teeth set you back

1/16/2012 6:03:01 PM

hit me up when/if you guys build a house. i build a nice one.

1/16/2012 6:11:28 PM

Quote :

"And no, I don't park it on Hillsborough trolling for college pussy, either. ::cough:: carajo! ::cough::"

haha, that guy has somehow made seeing a lamborghini parked at nc state unremarkable

i imagine it works for him though

1/16/2012 6:26:18 PM

haha, this is like TWWs first real AMA

[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 6:35 PM. Reason : .]

1/16/2012 6:35:12 PM

My teeth are real. Whitestrips every so often, folks!

1/16/2012 6:37:37 PM

Felicia Day is a sweetheart. We were on the red carpet at Spike one time and the Jersey Shore crew was in front of us and I told her not to worry that in a few years she'll be the next Tina Fey and that they'll be on celebrity rehab with Dr. Drew.

1/16/2012 6:40:27 PM

hey, congrats man

1/16/2012 6:44:46 PM

bitch please

when it comes to spotting caps i'm the fucking tooth fairy

1/16/2012 6:45:03 PM

Yo Cliffy. Im not a gamer so i have a different type of request

I heard you are friends with Joe Rogan somehow.

If that is still the case can you PLEASE tell him to tell Goldberg (his partner) that during UFC telecasts we don't need him to announce how much time is remaining in seconds.

i.e. when there is 1 minute and 30 seconds remaining he will yell something like NINETY SECONDS

Dude, there is a clock in the lower left hand corner and converting it to seconds isn't helpful. He does this every fight and it's really irritating.

Thanks Cliffy, and I like your BEERS OF WAR plate at the saucepiece.

1/16/2012 6:45:22 PM

Yo, tell Rogan to hook me with some alpha brain pills, peace.

1/16/2012 6:47:33 PM

You do NOT get a vanity plate on an exotic, especially in this economy. Good way to get keyed.

1/16/2012 6:49:58 PM

It's not creepy to comment on how hot some dude's wife is. That's just called being a guy.

Caring about the wedding and personal life details is.

1/16/2012 6:58:41 PM

if CliffyB was Joe Rogan, I would have a lot more to contribute to this thread

congrats bro, even though I don't know you

1/16/2012 7:10:30 PM

I'm not going to tell Joe how to do his job. He doesn't tell me how to do mine.

1/16/2012 7:18:51 PM

I met Greg Fishel once

1/16/2012 7:22:48 PM

you still have that PJD bike laying around?

can I ride it plz?

[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 7:29 PM. Reason : I hope you sparta-Ed him into a fountain dje]

1/16/2012 7:28:21 PM

welcome L337Lauren. i'm curious, are you the kindof chick who is going to smacktalk the guys that criticized your pointy elbows, or are you content to bask in center of the hotnerd attention?

[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 7:30 PM. Reason : .]

1/16/2012 7:29:06 PM

ok could you tell him that all of the fans get annoyed by Joe's partner? Joe is fine

1/16/2012 7:30:07 PM

IbtBubbleBobble thread

1/16/2012 7:30:21 PM

Well, damn.

1/16/2012 7:32:00 PM

We don't have the bike. We were supposed to get it to display at work.

1/16/2012 7:59:57 PM

What's up with Laurent? Little French bastard.

1/16/2012 8:01:10 PM

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"You do NOT get a vanity plate on an exotic, especially in this economy. Good way to get keyed."

True... most Italians owners I have seen don't have anything special or if they do it is just the model name... but still...

"EPIC BULL"

1/16/2012 8:06:56 PM

Congrats dude.

You gonna get a Zimos look-alike from Saints Row 3 to officiate the wedding?

1/16/2012 8:07:26 PM

why is there Entertainment in my Chit Chat

fucking gross

1/16/2012 9:45:17 PM

What headset is that? My lady wants one.

1/16/2012 9:48:27 PM

Laurent is being, well, awesome and French. The French mafia rolls deep in Raleigh.

Vegas is still my boy.

Headset is Astro, she painted it herself.

1/16/2012 9:58:01 PM

ah okay; thanks. obviously, i went the hot nerd route myself

1/16/2012 9:58:53 PM

Hey, Cliff. You still got that Australian sheepdog, I think it was? I dunno, you and Chantal bought it. First (and last) commission I ever made at that store. Anyway, hope you won it in the divorce. I have referenced that dog in pretty much every conversation with gamer types where your name came up, because it's nice to have met someone who has appeared on television as something other than "alleged embezzler."

1/16/2012 10:11:17 PM

Grumpy

that might be the creepiest post in this thread

1/16/2012 10:12:56 PM

Will you ever play PA in ping-pong?



If you do, will you shoutout TWW?

1/16/2012 10:12:59 PM

Haha, I guess I can see that. It mostly sticks out in my mind as the only successful dog sale I ever had. This, during a ten month stint where my primary job was to sell dogs.

1/16/2012 10:19:09 PM

you were a dog auctioneer?

1/16/2012 10:20:37 PM

have you ever blown a massive high velocity nut directly at a pointy elbow so the jizz rope splits into two smaller yet still perfect jizz ropes

1/16/2012 10:22:43 PM

Joined TWW to say hiii and thanks for the nice posts about our news. I haven't been on a forum since ... man.. GotFrag/CounterStrike days! Heh. Oh and I like my pointy elbows. They make a for a good Cliff massage tool.

Fry, I've been through 15+ headsets in gaming over the past few years.. And Astro A40's are my *favorite*. They fit over the ears perfectly (I hate headsets that squish my head and ears!) Been using them since 2007 when I first tried them on at PAX West and instantly feel in love. I've broken one once bc I forgot I had them on my head and walked away from my pc with them on, they're just so comfy! Sound/Mic quality rocks too. If you need a good one that's smaller and not for gaming, A30's are nice too. I painted mine pink bc they don't come in that color yet.
http://www.astrogaming.com/

1/16/2012 10:26:38 PM

Quote :

"PERFECT JIZZ ROPES "

I've never done one those three-word-quote things, is that about right?

BigMan -- I worked at a pet store where we had other tasks but couldn't really make any money unless we sold a bunch of fucking dogs.

[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 10:27 PM. Reason : I guess "high velocity nut" would have worked also]

1/16/2012 10:27:03 PM

Grumpy, you fuckin nailed it

good job

1/16/2012 10:28:08 PM

Tww factoid

At least 6 tdubbers have worked at that pet store.

1/16/2012 10:29:35 PM

I kind of like high velocity nut.

1/16/2012 10:30:34 PM

Quote :

"HIGH VELOCITY NUT"

only one beef, Grumpy

i don't like it when the quotation mark is on a line by itself

1/16/2012 10:31:29 PM

Do you guys challenge the new guy in the office to a DDR Dance-Off?

1/16/2012 10:32:42 PM

how much do clothes cost in The Matrix??

1/16/2012 10:33:53 PM

1/16/2012 10:33:59 PM

Damn this thread brought out Fry

1/16/2012 10:34:25 PM

What does high score mean? New high score... is that bad? What does it mean? Did I break it?

1/16/2012 10:36:50 PM

Quote :

"Joined TWW to say hiii and thanks for the nice posts about our news."

Just in time to watch your congrats thread get derailed into an ejaculation technique discussion. Welcome to TWW.

1/16/2012 10:50:00 PM

set em up -------------->

1/16/2012 10:52:49 PM