3rd post on this the previous page.

9/9/2011 12:41:49 PM

i love the smell of sweet sweet bullshit

9/9/2011 12:43:05 PM

^^ah, haha ok

9/9/2011 1:02:57 PM

has seth ledown posted the pics yet

9/9/2011 1:21:25 PM

I don't care what you all think. It was a big deal when the cruise thing came out and I wanted to proved to everyone that it worked out in the end. This is the happiest I've ever been.

9/9/2011 1:44:22 PM

Quote :

"I don't care what you all think. It was a big deal when the cruise thing came out and I wanted to proved to everyone that it worked out in the end."

does.not.compute.

9/9/2011 1:50:15 PM

lol

9/9/2011 1:58:29 PM

4^

i posted pics at the bottom of page 3

9/9/2011 2:14:14 PM

I wanted to proved to everyone that it worked out in the end regardless what you all expected.




CassTheSass, what do you have against me? Did I do something to you before? You have had nothing but bitter, hateful, and sarcastic remarks.

9/9/2011 2:15:02 PM

dont even sweat her bro

9/9/2011 2:15:48 PM

lol i've been FAR from bitter, sarcastic or mean. i have no hate for you. if this is for real, then i am happy for you - she's a gorgeous girl and it sounds like she makes you very happy. i just don't know if she would be okay with you broadcasting intimate details of yall's first time to thousands of internet nerds

9/9/2011 2:19:53 PM

I'm beginning to doubt Pikey's authenticity and that makes me

9/9/2011 2:26:28 PM

you should doubt it. this shit was all over campusblender back in the day, with an almost verbatim "i fucked her finally!" thread, according to some other tww user

9/9/2011 2:29:21 PM

No, dumbass. It wasn't.

9/9/2011 2:37:10 PM

I believe every word he says and live vicariously through his sexual exploits

9/9/2011 2:37:47 PM

me too!!

9/9/2011 2:38:50 PM

Even typing this sentence sends a torrent of blood to my nether regions



[Edited on September 9, 2011 at 2:40 PM. Reason : oh fuck yeah]

9/9/2011 2:39:55 PM

ONE CANKLE

9/9/2011 7:11:57 PM

good job man. for real though, don't turn into a stage 5 clinger because you'll scare her off quickstyle. overly attentive/needy guys ruin relationships.

9/9/2011 9:57:51 PM

Quote :

"I believe every word he says and live vicariously through his sexual exploits penis "

9/9/2011 10:51:27 PM

I now have a theory that this is the longest-running, most elaborate trolling in wolfweb history. In a way, it makes sense. Drag it out over several threads. Build up an almost credible storyline. Bring people in, keep their interest. Eventually, maybe years from now, he'll have a thread that he's getting married. There will be a link to the wedding's homepage (which I gather is a thing now).

People will click it, and they will see a YouTube video, one not used in recent memory. And they will have been rickrolled.

When that day comes, I will salute Pikey as an innovator in his field.

[Edited on September 9, 2011 at 10:56 PM. Reason : plural]

9/9/2011 10:56:03 PM

Quote :

"What is an "AFC?""

a fan of the American Football Conference

basically your average frustrated chump

9/10/2011 12:04:34 AM

Clearly faggots don't know sports

9/10/2011 12:31:50 AM

over/under when she becomes preggers.....yeah yeah, BC and all.....I say within 3 months she is preggers....

9/10/2011 1:31:44 AM

hell, i bet that bitch is already preggers and needs a fall-guy

9/10/2011 1:56:23 AM

^we have a winner.

9/10/2011 2:01:06 AM

"yeah baby, you can bust in me, yeah..."
week later, "i'm preggers!"
7 months later, yeah, 7 months, "surpriiiiiiiiise! it's 'early'"

and Pikey will be the guy on the right:


[Edited on September 10, 2011 at 2:10 AM. Reason : ]

9/10/2011 2:08:01 AM

"You can bust in me"

AAHAHA

?

9/10/2011 2:14:39 AM

Quote :

"Clearly faggots don't know sports"

~♥

9/10/2011 4:19:07 AM

9/10/2011 10:55:11 AM

I figured you'd have a spidey pick for this

9/10/2011 11:37:22 AM

They're on page 2.

9/10/2011 11:38:47 AM

quite right

9/10/2011 11:44:59 AM

jesus christ man you wrote that like a $1.99 romance novel.

9/10/2011 1:33:29 PM

I'd like to offer:

If this situation is as true as you claim it is, then post a photograph of you with aforementioned "girlfriend", particularly one where she is expressing affection towards you (a kiss, perhaps).

If this condition cannot be met, then just walk away. You can put a stop to all this. Just walk away.

9/10/2011 3:21:10 PM

is anyone facebook friends w/ mr. pikey? he claims they are "facebook official".

9/10/2011 4:39:15 PM

it's too late for him to turn back now

the lie must continue

9/10/2011 5:12:55 PM

this is how stalkers get started. poor guy has gone delusional now

9/10/2011 5:16:19 PM

9/11/2011 8:52:46 PM

9/18/2011 2:01:54 PM

I can't believe this got to 4 pages.

FOUR PAGES OF TREACHERY.

9/18/2011 2:03:16 PM

i was hoping there would be breakup news with the most recent post, lol

9/18/2011 2:36:01 PM

Nope. We're both very happy.

9/18/2011 2:53:58 PM

^^that's like the next planned phase of Operation: Trolldubber.

[Edited on September 18, 2011 at 2:55 PM. Reason : kerrit]

9/18/2011 2:54:56 PM

The thread for the impending breakup will be epic

9/18/2011 4:20:49 PM

i hope it involves a kiss on the cheek and the phrase "you're such a good friend"

9/18/2011 4:30:11 PM

^Kiss on the cheek? No way man, he's all about the peck on the lips!

9/18/2011 4:32:31 PM

I doubt there will ever be any kiss involved, ever.

In fact, I even doubt the existence of this girl altogether.

The burden of proof is on the maker of the claim though, and 4 pages in there is no proof - but plenty of burden, I'm sure.

9/18/2011 4:35:48 PM

"we're both very happy" one week in. no shit dude.

i mean: this is fake.

9/18/2011 4:39:32 PM

I would like more information about these events so that i may investigate any and all claims about them with the proper amount of due diligence

10/4/2011 10:56:25 PM