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joe17669
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4" boner

6/11/2008 9:48:37 PM

ncsuftw1
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^aha

repost

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 9:51 PM. Reason : ]

6/11/2008 9:51:22 PM

ThePeter
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hey datman didn't you get one in weight lifting class or something?s

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 10:19 PM. Reason : shit, he's not online]

6/11/2008 10:18:51 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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"what fucking planet has girls wrestling"

humm are you serious? it's pretty common

6/11/2008 10:21:32 PM

skankinande
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Its fucking wrong unless they are wrestling other bull dykes.

6/11/2008 10:37:11 PM

ThePeter
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we had a chick that beat guys all the time from what I gathered. she was my next door neighbor and pretty god damn cool.

In the 100's? weight class, and hot as hell

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : l]

6/11/2008 10:37:11 PM

datman
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for one, she wasnt hot as hell

now if you mean lindsey, yes, she was.
and some others were hot, just not in a singlet.


peter, no i dont recall one in weight training

and did your lesbian friend's big cock comment ever land you some chicks? that would be important to know

6/11/2008 10:44:04 PM

ThePeter
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^I suppose so, and I agree Lindsay was

6/11/2008 11:00:47 PM

Snewf
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the lesbian championing my dong never DIDN'T get me laid

I can't say that it directly led to me getting any action because a) I was engaged in a monogamous relationship for at least half of the time this knowledge was being disseminated and b) who would tell you that they heard your cock was big and were curious?

but it certainly didn't hurt anything

sure, you could probably say: "What do lesbians know about cocks anyways?"
but I've heard good things from hetero girls too

6/11/2008 11:05:29 PM

ambrosia1231
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"hey datman didn't you get one in weight lifting class or something?s"


miska and I took self-defense last summer with ousley.

One of the guys in the class was married, and used to wrestle. One day, Ousley called him and another dude up front for a demonstration - I forget what for - and married guy pops a boner from <30sec of interaction with this other guy.


It was so small that I actually looked at miska with a 'is that REALLY...?' face

6/11/2008 11:09:24 PM

skankinande
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Just go ahead and post it snewf.

6/11/2008 11:14:05 PM

Snewf
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I don't have the pic anymore

6/11/2008 11:14:54 PM

ShinAntonio
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"4" boner "


seriously? God just had it in for you.

6/11/2008 11:20:02 PM

miska
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^^^^ I was about to post that!

rofl, good fucking times.

6/11/2008 11:26:16 PM

ALkatraz
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This girl was on the wrestling team in middle school when I was in high school:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=11830873&ref=ts

These girls were on the wrestling team in high school:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=22215881&ref=ts
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=36617827&ref=ts
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5236561&ref=ts
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5206491&ref=ts

All of them cute.

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 11:36 PM. Reason : Got them v]

6/11/2008 11:29:20 PM

datman
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^you didnt put lindsey

6/11/2008 11:33:45 PM

Vix
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" It was wide and incredibly hard. Blown away I run my hand up it and say, "dear God you feel huge today" to which my husband replies "that's my wrist". True story."


LOL

6/11/2008 11:48:19 PM

Jen
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I just went to post ^ story on page 4 bc that was FUNNY

i laughed because that is something i would totally do

6/12/2008 1:28:15 AM

datman
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ALkatraz, your cousin john goes

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"man i suck dick at eating pussy"


[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 8:29 PM. Reason : .]

6/13/2008 8:29:20 PM

absolutapril
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I'm sad that you guys have let this one fall...

Surely, some of you have interetesting stories...otherwise I'm quite disappointed

6/14/2008 12:22:13 PM

datman
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somehow during that comment by al's cousin, there was a long conversation about girls and what might be going wrong with them or the girl. i was kinda struck with surprise at the conversation but i think i enlightened them about how they need to operate.

i do think they talked a little too personal about things.
lol
fucking retarded

6/14/2008 12:25:06 PM

icyhotpatch
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Ohh I have a story!

Sixth grade was around the time they started happenin'. I was in math class slouched down in my chair and all the sudden it got hard so I flicked it up into the waistband secretly. I wasn't really used to getting them at random so I stared down and pressed it for some random reason (I really dont know why I felt the uge to poke it.) Well I look up and I see my teacher just staring at me strangely and I'm all like and then but thats another story.

6/14/2008 1:11:29 PM

cddweller
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pedo bear approved!

6/14/2008 1:17:36 PM

EMCE
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I have a boner right now

PM me for pix

6/14/2008 2:26:59 PM

theDuke866
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"the abductor machine really shows off the total package

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haha, back in my college days, my roommate and I turned the abductor machine around in Carmichael Gym so that it faced the middle of the room instead of the wall. we weren't checking out dude packages or anything, though.

after a few days, someone figured it out and turned it back around.

6/14/2008 2:33:10 PM

Jen
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"'is that REALLY...?'"


haha ive had this happen 2x and whats really embarrasing isn't their cock, its this face that you can't help making

6/14/2008 2:41:30 PM

hollister
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so, guys, isn't it true that you only have a finite number of boners? kind of like eggs for us?

burn through them, they're gone forever.

6/14/2008 8:47:33 PM

cynosural
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lol you got lied to hollister.

6/14/2008 8:50:08 PM

NC86
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^^ yes. its true.

6/14/2008 8:52:15 PM

datman
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hahahahaha, negative

6/14/2008 8:54:16 PM

hollister
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'don't waste that boner, honey, you'll regret it when i'm 60'

6/14/2008 10:19:28 PM

drunknloaded
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if i have a finite number of boners i'm in a lot of trouble...

6/14/2008 10:23:13 PM

icyhotpatch
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I've been gettin' a high number of boners lately cause I haven't masturbated in a week... I FEEL GREAT THOUGH!!! Seriously a lot of good things have been happening to me since I stopped, it's like karma or something... or God telling me good job. I feel good

[Edited on June 14, 2008 at 11:24 PM. Reason : and extremely horny.... ]

6/14/2008 11:22:53 PM

ThePeter
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^Sounds like George Castanza when he didn't have sex for a week or two.

6/14/2008 11:25:12 PM

arcgreek
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I'm going to win jeopardy by abstaining!

[Edited on June 14, 2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason : damn, beat me to it]

6/14/2008 11:25:24 PM

NCSUWolfy
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"well any guy will tell you that the absolute worst thing to get a boner in is dress slacks"


one day at work i was sitting at my desk when a coworker/friend came to my desk to talk to me about something. he is pretty tall and when he came to my desk i went to look at him and instantly noticed his boner as it was nearly eye level

i proceed to converse with him while taking glances

i ended up making out with him that night at a party, lol.

dress slack boners aren't always a bad thing!

6/14/2008 11:51:50 PM

drunknloaded
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"I've been gettin' a high number of boners lately cause I haven't masturbated in a week..."



good luck with that...if i dont jack off for more than 4 days my nuts hurt...not figuratively, but literally

6/14/2008 11:53:10 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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^^haha

[Edited on June 14, 2008 at 11:53 PM. Reason : ^^'s]

6/14/2008 11:53:36 PM

ncsuftw1
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^^^ahaha i read that without seeing who wrote it first and was all like

[Edited on June 14, 2008 at 11:53 PM. Reason : ]

6/14/2008 11:53:40 PM

absolutapril
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"Eye level boners" make life at a desk uncomfortable to say the least.

I can relate to Wolfy on that one.

Hahahah no matter how far away the guy is standing, it feels like its "just right there"...hahahaha

6/15/2008 1:18:41 AM

drunknloaded
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You should only be looking at MY boner plzkthnx

6/15/2008 1:22:30 AM

absolutapril
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bump for boners

6/20/2008 7:41:41 PM

ALkatraz
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Thanks girl.

6/20/2008 7:43:12 PM

drunknloaded
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got a boner on the cat bus a little while ago...i was like this is gay

6/24/2008 6:31:28 PM

ncsuftw1
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MORE STORIES

7/6/2008 11:36:58 PM

absolutapril
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so sad....I thought this thread had potential

7/6/2008 11:39:34 PM

miska
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7/7/2008 8:22:38 AM

keeeeler29
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7/7/2008 9:25:41 PM

datman
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bump

7/14/2008 10:11:52 PM

keeeeler29
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7/14/2008 11:11:18 PM

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