the status of the virgin islands has not yet been determined; once a decision is reached, puerto rico would likely follow a similar fate
7/9/2007 10:24:33 AM
Poland must agree that Sealand is nothing more than a outcropping in the ocean. Poland does not recognize Sealand's sovereignty.
[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 10:27 AM. Reason :
7/9/2007 10:24:38 AM
Canada recommends strict sanctions against the United Kingdom unless the United Kingdom can control all territories within her borders, which includes Sealand. Furthermore, if Sealand does not cooperate with the will of the United Nations Security Council, the General Assembly or the government of the UK, Canada will be forced to raise a motion to place a blockade around Sealand.[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 10:25 AM. Reason : a]
7/9/2007 10:24:40 AM
courts in the uk have established that sealand is extrajudicial
7/9/2007 10:26:03 AM
The Vatican City has beein in Confession and would like a recap on the open resolutions.
7/9/2007 10:26:09 AM
both resolutions 01 (the accession of sealand) and 02 (relocation to the lounge) are open for discussion. however, canada has threatened to block the accession of sealand, effectively killing their petition for membership. the forward status of puerto rico and the virgin islands has not been determined[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 10:33 AM. Reason : ...]
7/9/2007 10:27:47 AM
France was on the shitter and the boude (sp)please recap
7/9/2007 10:29:56 AM
Point of Odor
7/9/2007 10:34:23 AM
boude ?= bidet
7/9/2007 10:35:30 AM
Peru elects to adopt Sealand as its own, and raise it to be a big, strong country.
7/9/2007 10:43:44 AM
the true delegate from sealand is shamu
7/9/2007 11:12:50 AM
Easy there Canada, no need to get huffy over Sealand, it's not like they did anything to you.Voting on Resolution 1 is still in session. If Sealand is officially voted as a recognized member, the United Kingdom will honor the decision and no longer assume control over it. Until that point, however, any actions taken against Sealand, benign or belligerent, will be considered as also directed towards the United Kingdom.With that being said, the United Kingdom votes NAY on Resolution 1.[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 11:24 AM. Reason : ]
7/9/2007 11:22:28 AM
Sealand wishes to remind the United Kingdom that Rough Tower exists beyond the three mile limit of the UK's territorial watershowever, being of largely British stock and heritage, all Sealanders wish to extend their thanks to the United Kingdom for protecting, in some small way, the freedoms due to all of humanityE mare libertas.
7/9/2007 11:33:59 AM
Canada would like to remind the GA that United Kingdom's territorial waters extends to 12 nautical miles, which includes Sealand.
7/9/2007 11:37:27 AM
Germany casts its vote for the representative from Mexico for the position of secretary general.
7/9/2007 11:50:12 AM
for reference's sake - even if it is from wiki
7/9/2007 11:58:05 AM
The Spanish Delegation proposes that we focus solely on the election of a Secretary General, postponing any further business until this vital matter is resolved.The Spanish Delegation also would like to announce legatic's candidacy for Secretary General.
7/9/2007 12:00:23 PM
the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia wishes to vote on these propositions:NAY on the recognition of SealandNAY on the move to the Lounge
7/9/2007 12:02:34 PM
Kazakhstan votes as follows:Resolution 1: NAY on the recognition of the sovereignty of SealandThe nation of Kazakhstan knows nothing about this Sealand, and fears what it does not understandResolution 2: NAY on the move from chitchat to the loungeHowever it being in the Lounge make keep some asshole Uzbekistanies out
7/9/2007 12:28:24 PM
france votes nay on both motions
7/9/2007 12:42:47 PM
Sicily votes as follows:Resolution 1: YAY on the recognition of the sovereignty of SealandSicily cares nothing about Sealand and if it becomes a problem will simply blockade it with canoes.Resolution 2: NAY on the move from chitchat to the loungeChit Chat provides a perfect forum.
7/9/2007 12:48:04 PM
Peru casts its votes thusly:Resolution 1: YeaPeru would like to recognize Sealand and is interested in exporting some high-quality sweaters to it.Resolution 2: NayPeru agrees with Spain and seconds the motion.[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 12:55 PM. Reason : V]
7/9/2007 12:53:23 PM
Spain proposes that children on swings shout "Yay!" and that delegates of this forum shall vote "Yea" or "Nay"]
7/9/2007 12:54:06 PM
Columbia *sniff* we *sniff* vote:Resolution 1: YAY on the recognition of the sovereignty of SealandResolution 2: NAY on the move from chitchat to the lounge
7/9/2007 1:00:24 PM
Iceland, plz.
7/9/2007 1:06:38 PM
The floor retroactively recognizes and validates the votes of the following representatives and states:terpball from Jamaica,Doc Rambo IV from the Republic of Colombia,JTMONEYNCSU from the Republic of Macedonia,spro from the the Hellenic Republic (aka Greece),datman from the French Republic,Aficionado from the Republic of Poland,[user]Kazakhstan[/user] from Kazakhstan,The Dude from the Republic of Hungary,fatcatt316 from the Republic of Peru,legatic from Spain, andambrosia1231 from Republic of Iceland.The body can not at this time recognize representatives from Puerto Rico or Sicily despite the fact they both exist as autonomous units.They still remain under the jurisdiction and with electoral rights in other nations and as such contribute to the sovereingty of other countries. Voting from the Sicilian contingent is stricken and will not be counted towards existing legislation.A motion has been presented to delay the final vote determination of the sovereignty of Sealand. Djibouti recognizes the controversial nature of this discussion and seconds the motion. If another body thirds the motion, the resolution will be delayed until after the election of the Secretary General.[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 6:12 PM. Reason : ]
7/9/2007 6:10:03 PM
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7/9/2007 6:21:33 PM
Poland thirds the motion to delay the final vote determination of the sovereignty of Sealand pending the election of the secretary general.
7/9/2007 6:23:46 PM
Sicily hearby secedes from Italy and establishes an independent nation.
7/9/2007 6:27:29 PM
TWW Resolution 01 has been extended and voting and discussion may continue past the prior deadline.The Sicilian contingent may petition for recognition after providing evidence of an ambiguous and indepentendly sovereign nature from Italy.Djibouti would also like to concede its nomination for Secretary General in the hopes that concession of the trailing nominations might lead to a swifter installation of the first secretary general.
7/9/2007 6:36:13 PM
I'm not exactly sure how I'd do that?
7/9/2007 6:54:28 PM
Liberia would like to remind the GA that we are still an actual country.
7/9/2007 6:54:49 PM
Canada would like to introduce TWWUN Resolution 3Recognizing, that discussions in this format online tend to take longer than necessary,Canada, recommends that all votes for any resolution must be tallied after 48 hours of discussion. All countries that did not vote, abstain their right to vote.
7/9/2007 7:00:09 PM
Poland suggests that if Sicily doesn't know how to establish sovereignty, it remain part of Italy for its own benefit.Poland agrees with TWWUN 3 and suggests that there be a longer initial period before any amendments are passed to allow as many countries that want to participate the opportunity to do so.
[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 7:02 PM. Reason :
7/9/2007 7:00:26 PM
Liberia is willing to offer its army to Sicily for the sum of two chickens, a goat, and 12 AK-47's.
7/9/2007 7:01:52 PM
Sicily, in an attempt to form an alliance with Liberia, a right it has as an independent nation, offers the sum of 5 chickens, 5 goats, 15 ak-47s and the support of the Mafia.Sicily hereby, in accordance with the rights of nature entitled to all men, declares independence from the nation of Italy. From this point forward, Sicily has the right to conduct commerce, levy war, establish alliances and defend its territory up to and including all airspace up to 65 miles above its territory and 12 nautical miles off shore in all directions. Furthermore Sicily has called up on representatives from each region to form a legislative body in the newly established national capital of Palermo.
7/9/2007 7:10:04 PM
7/9/2007 7:13:54 PM
Poland officially does not recognize the sovereignty of Sicily nor its claims of all land, air space, and off shore rights.
7/9/2007 7:15:01 PM
New Zealand votes NAY to Resolution 02: moving headquarters to the loungeNew Zealand votes AYE to Resolution 03: 48 hour voting window for any resolution[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 7:31 PM. Reason : clarity]
7/9/2007 7:29:57 PM
Sicily has established naval patrols in the Stretto di Messina in order to control movement between Italy and Sicily. Sicily has also issued a call for all Sicilians on Italy to return to Sicily in order to complete registration for voting and national identification.
7/9/2007 7:33:46 PM
oh wow
7/9/2007 7:34:04 PM
The Security Council will entertain any motion from Italy or her neighbors to send in peace keeping troops to the region.
7/9/2007 7:40:43 PM
Spain moves for the compilation of an updated roster, as well as an official response from the representative of the Italian delegation, surge, concerning the matter of Sicilian independence]
7/9/2007 7:41:03 PM
Sicily wishes to stress that it looks forward to a long and prosperous alliance with Italy but urges that independence has been declared.
7/9/2007 7:48:33 PM
Israel will entertain any, um, incentives offered toward/against Sicilian sovereinty until a vote of the security council is called.[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 7:52 PM. Reason : ]
7/9/2007 7:51:20 PM
The ambassador from New Zealand wishes to make a request of surge, the Italian delegate. Would Italy be willing to create a small diplomatic residence in the Cinque Terre region?
7/9/2007 7:57:32 PM
calling Belgium
7/9/2007 8:03:20 PM
Theres a game called Nationstates that is sort of like what you're doing here. http://www.nationstates.net/
7/9/2007 8:09:53 PM
^ yeah no one here has ever seen thatgood find buddy
7/9/2007 8:12:03 PM
Jamaica Represent!
7/9/2007 8:14:19 PM