10/1/2006 11:25:11 AM

I can't wait this is gonna be a great second thread

10/1/2006 12:14:04 PM

you're a silly little man

10/1/2006 12:37:36 PM

strapless gowns/shirts NEVER look good on a woman.

Ok, there might be 1 out of 10,000 women who have the body for it, but if your breasts aren't VERY firm, then don't even think about it.

Seriously - it looks like SHIT

Oh, and by the way, having just looked at your pictures - let me assure you that you do not have the body required. Your breasts hang too low and aren't firm enough. Sorry - that's how it goes. Just cause the dress looks good on the model, doesn't mean you're gonna look good in it.



When you put on a strapless top, you're gonna have a big expanse of flat bare chest and then a horrible dividing line where the top starts squeezing your tits further down your torso.

don't kid yourself.


[Edited on October 1, 2006 at 12:47 PM. Reason : s]

[Edited on October 1, 2006 at 12:48 PM. Reason : s]

10/1/2006 12:43:03 PM

^
Could have been more diplomatic, but true. DON'T DO IT!

10/1/2006 12:52:30 PM

jesus christ people are stupid

married at 21, yea that'll work

10/1/2006 1:02:23 PM

hey hey Karim, don't judge, man

this couple is SPECIAL. they have something nobody else has ever had. how hard is that to understand? I mean sure basically everybody else who gets married at 21 has it blow up in their face, but you just don't know the connection they have! They'll be the 1 in 1,000,000!

10/1/2006 1:39:35 PM

^^^^ hahah thanks for being honest, thats what i'm looking for

that picture is over 4 years old, i was an A cup there, i'm much bigger now. i wasn't wearing a bra in that picture, and support bras and molded cups in dresses do wonders. I'm trying to find a recent picture of me in a strapless top

10/1/2006 5:33:55 PM

the point is, if you need a bra to fix up your breasts for the strapless top then its gonna look shitty on you.

the ONLY breasts that look good in a strapless top are breasts that are so firm and so shapely that they don't need a bra - the cleavage has to start very close to the top of the collar bone and the top needs to look like it is RESTING on your breasts, if they need ANY HELP WHATSOEVER - then strapless is not the way to go.

look, i know none of your girlfriends will agree - thats because they're all wearing their own tube-tops and wishing they looked good in strapless tops too.

go with the straps and show off your cleavage naturally with the use of a nice bra. You're reducing visible cleavage with a strapless top unless you've got perfect breasts (in which case there's nothing more breathtaking)

but you aint got it. so don't try and fake it. it never works.

10/1/2006 7:25:34 PM

Any bridal dress you pick will look great, so don't get too stressed about it. I definitely would not go with the red sash, though, as it looks way too military.

10/1/2006 7:59:34 PM

^ wtf, no it won't

10/1/2006 8:06:09 PM

^^^ While I don't agree with how mean you're appearing, you're right about strapless not looking good on most anyone.

(I'd never do a strapless dress because my boobs are too weighty aside from the fact that they look like shit, anyhow.)

10/1/2006 8:07:36 PM

^^I've been to LOTS of wedding, and I've never had any opinion other than that the bride looked lovely. She is wearing the fanciest, most expensive dress in the room.

10/1/2006 8:12:28 PM

ok i found some pics that MIGHT give an idea...i'm still going to try to get pictures of me in the dresses soon. keep in mind, the dresses don't have elastic shit at the top & there are molded cups to fit you

oh and btw, the breasts that you are describing aren't real breasts & i'm not interested in fakes.

10/1/2006 8:25:11 PM

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"the ONLY breasts that look good in a strapless top are breasts that are so firm and so shapely that they don't need a bra - the cleavage has to start very close to the top of the collar bone and the top needs to look like it is RESTING on your breasts, if they need ANY HELP WHATSOEVER - then strapless is not the way to go. "

what the fuck are you talking about ... strapless doesnt look good on everyone but its not as selective as you make it sound!

10/1/2006 8:31:03 PM

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"I've been to LOTS of wedding, and I've never had any opinion other than that the bride looked lovely"

People are generally nice to their friends and relatives.

10/1/2006 8:33:21 PM

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"oh and btw, the breasts that you are describing aren't real breasts & i'm not interested in fakes."

yes, most of them would by necessity be fake, but there are some very rare women with good bodies, like i said 1 in 10,000 right

in any event, the third pic you posted is a great example - look at that horrible indentation along the top of your tube shirt where its constricting your chest - there's nothing more ugly than interrupting the natural swell of a woman's breasts with an overly tight strapless top.

[Edited on October 1, 2006 at 8:56 PM. Reason : s]

10/1/2006 8:41:25 PM

^ i'd like to see a picture of your girlfriend. I'm willing to bet you do not have one because you are WAY to preoccupied w/ perfection.

you obviously do not understand a woman's body- like I said,

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"keep in mind, the dresses don't have elastic shit at the top"

it will not be

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"an overly tight strapless top"

because it will be altered and FITTED perfectly to fit my individual body. there is no elastic and no tightness

10/1/2006 8:50:11 PM

ok

10/1/2006 8:50:49 PM

jesus christ you ask for his opinion and then you bash him

dude is trying to be helpful

do make sure you get a nice dress so you can wear it again for your 2nd marriage

10/1/2006 8:53:47 PM

^ thats a clever little comment

im not bashing, just telling him again that it will be altered to fit, it won't be like the tops he's used to seeing that are one size fit all w/ elastic

and he's not tyring to be helpful, he is being ridiculous.

10/1/2006 8:58:12 PM

no, i'm not being ridiculous. i'm just telling you the goddamn truth.

you've never heard it before because you get your style advice from the echo chamber of sorostitute shopping trips

[Edited on October 1, 2006 at 9:00 PM. Reason : s]

10/1/2006 9:00:15 PM

you don't have any tattoo's that need to be covered up, do you?

the bride yesterday had two on her back (up by her shoulders) that the dress didn't cover. Her mom wasn't too happy about that I believe.


just a funny little story about making sure you get the right dress.

10/1/2006 9:16:15 PM

^^ you're right. I just wear what everyone tells me to and it just looks terrible on me. I apologize for not knowing my body as well as you do. I'm going to get implants so i can have those perfect breasts because otherwise i simply cannot wear strapless

^nope. none!

10/1/2006 9:36:29 PM

look i definitely wasn't promoting the use of implants ok

i'm just giving a realistic view on strapless tops

but look wear whatever you want - just wanted you to know what you'd look like in the process

10/1/2006 9:57:58 PM

You are extremely young to be getting married. Holding a marriage together over the long haul is a lot of work and you need to be ready for that.

10/1/2006 10:01:08 PM

dresses people, dresses




THANKS ALICE!!! its june 22nd

10/1/2006 11:14:03 PM

I think #1 will look nice but to give an accurate opinion I'd have to see them au naturel.

10/1/2006 11:23:40 PM

ive only read this last page, but excoriator is pretty straight on about strapless tops. even in wedding dresses they dont work for most people.

10/1/2006 11:23:51 PM

yeah ask people for advice then take precisely none of it

should have just started a thread titled "I'M GETTING MARRIED! WOO! LOOK AT ME!"

in fact you should scream that out instead of doing wedding vows

i'd put down 50 bucks that you'll end up going to that wedding looking like shit in a strapless with way too much eye makeup on, with a fake tan

10/1/2006 11:27:08 PM

it seems like the men dislike strapless dresses way more than the women. I would like to get my fiance's opinion but i dont want to give away anyting about which dress i choose SO

what do you boys suggest in terms of styling of the upper portion of the dress?

^ i'm taking a lot of the suggestions that have been given

fake tan? i live at the beach and my eyes are fuckin sexy and ill probably end up wearing strapless unless i find something i like better and ill look hot while doing it

dont you have something better to do? now if you are going to act like this please do it in chit chat



[Edited on October 1, 2006 at 11:34 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2006 11:28:08 PM

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"what do you boys suggest in terms of styling of the upper portion of the dress?"

we already fucking told you

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"i live at the beach and my eyes are fuckin sexy and ill probably end up wearing strapless unless i find something i like better and ill look hot while doing it"

mmmmhmmmm

the sad part here is you seem pretty attractive, too bad you gotta fuck it up with shitty fashion sense

lay off the eye makeup, dont wear a strapless

this shit couldnt get any easier, then again we're dealing with the intellectual level of somebody hellbent on getting married at 21

10/1/2006 11:41:22 PM

dont forget modest

10/1/2006 11:44:34 PM

^^ no one has given me any suggestions about style other than "not strapless" there are are so many styles out there and i'm curious to what you all think would be better. so no, you havent already fucking told me

and i don't wear too much eye makeup, you are just saying that because some chick said it already. show me where i wear too much makeup

^ i've got to stick up for myself after all this bashing my appearance!

10/1/2006 11:48:31 PM

it could be the quality of your camera but it looks like you got punched in both eyes in most of those pics

10/1/2006 11:51:44 PM

just go naked....we all know what's happening after the wedding anyway

10/2/2006 12:05:48 AM

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"the sad part here is you seem pretty attractive, too bad you gotta fuck it up with shitty fashion sense lay off the eye makeup, dont wear a strapless this shit couldnt get any easier, then again we're dealing with the intellectual level of somebody hellbent on getting married at 21"

As far as what to try instead of strapless - how about "anything but"?
Leg-o-mutton sleeves and a high neck would look better.

Have you even considered anything other than strapless, or is that the only thing you've seriously considered, given that it's the 'in' thing, and you just can't evaluate any other style?

10/2/2006 12:11:06 AM

^i tried a couple dresses w/ little sleeves but they just felt VERY 80s to me

That's about all i've tried so far, but i'd like to try a halter type dress. I'd like to try other styles too but it's actually pretty hard to find anything other than strapless

10/2/2006 12:15:45 AM

Cap sleeves are evil

I'm not reading your thread for this - when are you getting married? You could go the sleeveless route.

10/2/2006 12:19:16 AM

it will be in june. those have always seemed somewhat informal looking to me, but its probably just the ones i've seen. i'd like to try a sleeveless on bu tthey are hard to find

10/2/2006 12:21:29 AM

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"there are are so many styles out there and i'm curious to what you all think would be better. so no, you havent already fucking told me"

umm... who the hell knows what style to wear - thats a woman's job to sort through all those fucking styles

10/2/2006 12:26:11 AM

Ya'll are just jealous

the love they have is eternal TRUE LOVE

the kind that will last forever

TRU LUV!

10/2/2006 12:28:33 AM

so basically men love every look except strapless? so i can pretty much wear anything else?

10/2/2006 12:28:50 AM

yes, the point here is that mutilating your boobage swell is disgusting

and unless you have fake tits or 1 in a million tits you're gonna mutilate 'em with strapless.

so go find ur fuckin dress - squeeze them titties together, and enhance that cleavage - make ur fiance happy he married u

[Edited on October 2, 2006 at 12:31 AM. Reason : s]

10/2/2006 12:30:55 AM

no

basically you shouldn't get married

oh and youre ugly [/thread]

10/2/2006 12:31:27 AM

hahahhaaaaaaaaa

[Edited on October 2, 2006 at 12:39 AM. Reason : hahaha]

10/2/2006 12:38:42 AM

hedgehog

10/2/2006 12:40:20 AM

the best part of having drunk pictures that are taken of you is being able to blame how ugly you look based sheerly on drunkeness

its unfortunate that you don't appear drunk in any of your pictures, just ugly

10/2/2006 12:43:07 AM

nice try

10/2/2006 12:44:12 AM

I love you, crazywill.

Strapless dresses are nice on girls with your petit figure. You have nice shoulders. Why not show them off?

[Edited on October 2, 2006 at 1:22 AM. Reason : ha, Will is in the middle.]

10/2/2006 1:21:28 AM