Page 4^ha, some guy on Fox was saying that if the man died, Cheney could face criminally neglegent homicide charges.
2/14/2006 2:33:36 PM
that would be unreal
2/14/2006 2:34:58 PM
^^ that's highly doubtful. even the victim and his wife have admitted that fault lies with the victim.you can dispute that personally, but good luck getting a jury to buy it
2/14/2006 2:36:24 PM
just saying what the guy said on tv.
2/14/2006 2:37:44 PM
its technically true, he "could" face charges.but would he? no.
2/14/2006 2:38:53 PM
2/14/2006 2:40:43 PM
well she's already gone on record, so... tough shit
2/14/2006 2:42:56 PM
2/14/2006 2:45:09 PM
1. outing a secret agent2. involuntary manslaughter3. ______________Three strikes and you're in federal pound me in the ass prison.
2/14/2006 2:59:35 PM
hahahah gamecat, I was so about to post that list from atrios
2/14/2006 3:15:59 PM
1. outing a secret agent2. involuntary manslaughter3. saying "go fuck yousef" on the senate floor4. making up WMD 5. ______________
2/14/2006 3:18:21 PM
1. outing a secret agent2. involuntary manslaughter3. saying "go fuck yousef" on the senate floor4. making up WMD 5. convening secret energy task force6. ______________
2/14/2006 3:38:01 PM
1. outing a secret agent2. involuntary manslaughter3. saying "go fuck yousef" on the senate floor4. making up WMD5. convening secret energy task force6. being more machine than man7. ______________
2/14/2006 3:50:39 PM
and this took place in texasand you know what they do to killers in texas
2/14/2006 3:52:43 PM
This reminds me of the Family Guy where the tobacco exec says "We're not really bad guys" then grabs a shotgun, yells "pull", and someone throws a puppy in the air for him to shoot.Just because its Dick Cheney.
2/14/2006 4:06:00 PM
2/14/2006 6:43:43 PM
You know what would be just about the funniest thing a VP staffer could do?Show up to work tomorrow wearing all bright orange.
2/14/2006 8:13:36 PM
Dick Cheney doesn't kill people, dangerous minorities do.
2/14/2006 9:39:50 PM
BOOM, HEADSHOT
2/14/2006 9:52:01 PM
It's a good thing he's never going to run for president. [Edited on February 15, 2006 at 4:06 AM. Reason : priceless]
2/15/2006 3:56:21 AM
yawn.
2/15/2006 4:48:22 AM
YAWN!!!!!!!!!THIS IS NO BIG DEAL
2/15/2006 6:37:04 AM
When first posted, NBC news quoted Katharine Armstrong as saying:"There may be a beer or two in there," she said, "but remember not everyone in the party was shooting.".heh.[Edited on February 15, 2006 at 8:46 AM. Reason : l]
2/15/2006 8:44:49 AM
interview w/ dick on faux news at 6pm today.
2/15/2006 12:48:44 PM
Dear Sen. Specter,Deputy Leader Cheney is in trouble for shooting an old man with a shotgun. Questions are being raised because his excuses don't fit the facts of the case. As the inventor of the Warren Commission's Magic Bullet Theory, you're the only person who can help him build a scenario where his excuses make sense.The police report says that Whittington was 30 yards away when Dick shot him. It also notes that the elderly gentleman was hit in the face, chest and neck. Agents of the Ministry of Truth characterize the shooting as a "peppering." Taken all together, these things would suggest that the shot was fairly well dispersed.Unfortunately, a more detailed look at the facts reveals something else. Our Deputy Leader was using 28 gauge shotgun shells loaded with 3/4 oz of #7-1/2 shot. That particular load carries approximately 262 BBs. The doctor caring for the wounded man said that he removed about 200 BBs. That means about 4/5ths of the shot in the load struck the man in an area no larger than about 18 inches in diameter.That seems like an awfully tight pattern at 30 yards. It can only be explained by the existence of a magic BB that would ride herd on the other BBs, keeping them as bunched up as possible.Yesterday, we learned that one of the BBs penetrated the elderly gentleman's hunting vest, shirt, skin, muscle, rib cartilage, and possibly bone, coming to rest in his heart. I'm no physicist, but that seems like a lot of energy to expend for a .095" BB weighing 1/345th of an ounce. I suggest that a better explanation would be that once the bb hit the skin, it began burrowing into the elderly gentleman's body. Since regular shot doesn't have claws for burrowing, a magic BB is the only possible explanation.Well, that's all I have right now, but it's a start. You're the expert when it comes to mystical projectiles, so I'll let you take it from here.Heterosexually yours,Gen. JC Christian patriothttp://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_02_12_patriotboy_archive.html#113998442413821344[Edited on February 15, 2006 at 2:12 PM. Reason : k]
2/15/2006 2:12:16 PM
^^ What the deuce is a "tight hole operation"?
2/15/2006 2:35:53 PM
hehe - Hunting Crashershttp://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/02/hunting_crasher.html
2/15/2006 4:10:40 PM
2/15/2006 4:45:51 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/15/cheney/index.html
2/15/2006 5:20:33 PM
admitted to drinking?
2/15/2006 6:14:30 PM
Cheney's slipping. First it was the old dude's fault for jumping in front of the shotgun. Next it's Cheney's fault for pulling the trigger. Now he's fessing up to (one) beer. There's no fucking way that a 28 guage load is not going to spread more at "30 yards". I give it 35 feet at the most to still have enough energy to cause that kind of damage and stay within 6" or so.Somebody's going to roll on him being shitfaced. He's gone within a month.
2/15/2006 8:21:46 PM
that would be awesome, but i don't really see it happening
2/15/2006 9:12:22 PM
2/15/2006 9:41:27 PM
^ your opinion doesn't count because you don't hate Bush. Anyway, from what I've heard on the radio and seen on my free TV ( I don't have the benefit of the fascinating 24 hour news networks) it seems like Cheney's main sin was not sucking up to the media immediately after the incident. I say more power to him, as long as the MSM are going to treat the administration like garbage they ought not get what they want. Stupid media garbage, it was a hunting accident. Get over it already.
2/16/2006 12:10:26 AM
.[Edited on February 16, 2006 at 12:27 AM. Reason : .]
2/16/2006 12:27:17 AM
kinda stupid, but funny:http://dickcheneyquailhunt.cf.huffingtonpost.com/
2/16/2006 12:37:38 AM
2/16/2006 8:28:10 AM
So the future of the Democratic Party hinges on this non-issue?
2/16/2006 9:12:17 AM
no, but nice strawman.and it seriously isn't a nonissue, much as you'd like it to be. if the vp shot a man, and it was an accident, and that's the end of the story, then I don't really care. If the vp shot a man, and we're being lied to about the details, then I care. Being lied to by your government is NEVER a non-issue, no matter how often it happens.
2/16/2006 9:32:04 AM
DirtyGreek, where were ya when Clinton lied about his hummer in the Oval Office on national television?The guy was accidently shot with FUCKING BIRD SHOT. The pellets are the size of a lead piece from the tip of a pencil. The only way anyone could do serious damage with bird shot is if Cheney shot the guy at point blank range.This is the biggest non-issue of all time. The fact that some are obsessed with the story reveals a true sense of pettiness and real hatred for no other reason than the fact that the VP is involved.
2/16/2006 9:41:49 AM
Where was this media attention when Ted Kennedy walked away from an accident that killed a woman and didn't call ANYONE until the next day???Where was this media attention when a Clinton White House staffer committed suicide and the FBI was denied entry to the residence to investigate until Clinton aides had gone through and removed documents.Where was this media attention when Sandy Burger walked into the National Archives and stuffed papers down his pants, walked out with them, and shredded them at home. Where was it?????? IN THE LEFT's BACK POCKET! WANT TO TALK ABOUT BEING LIED TO.... We were really lied to for 8 years between '92 and 2000. We are lied to any time a Democrat politician opens their mouth."Would you rather go hunting with Cheney, or riding in a car with Ted Kennedy?"
2/16/2006 10:03:32 AM
neither, if I can avoid them. I don't like kennedy either.
2/16/2006 10:04:54 AM
2/16/2006 11:17:29 AM
i mean, one pellet went INTO HIS HEART. the doctors said it was unlikely that it traveled through the bloodstream to get there.
2/16/2006 11:19:14 AM
THROUGH A SHIRT AND VESTIT DOESN'T ADD UP JERRY
2/16/2006 11:20:15 AM
I think this bears repeating:
2/16/2006 11:28:12 AM
i dont think it does, all of those things did spawn a lot of outrage and did get attention
2/16/2006 11:32:38 AM
just so yall know, the magic bullet of the keneddy thing has been disproven
2/16/2006 12:04:06 PM
2/16/2006 12:17:23 PM
and its kinda hard to look at things from before the takeoff of 24hr news and the internet to see how fast information was released
2/16/2006 12:46:50 PM