Quote :

"I never was a Democrat, or a Republican. I don't vote based on party lIke most of the sheep. I think both parties are dog shit and out for themselves."

wise man rye cheer

8/7/2016 11:25:37 AM

Quote :

"If you want me to teach you some history im all for it. I know a ton about Romans, Greeks, the Crusades, and history of the Jews (Zionism ). I know some cool things about how crazy the south was when it was first settled. I am a history major for christ sake I have seen and read multiple things about oppression and I double majored in sociology I am educated as Fuck lol. Dont be hatin caus you are in love with Kaepernick or you have a little pent up racism yourself and dont even realize it."

8/29/2016 12:37:02 PM

from the same guy in like a 30 minute period

Quote :

"Everyone has so much on their minds right now...for the last hour or two...i have only wished my headphones would play 2x louder than they do...$40 bux for sony headphones and i cant even feel my eyes vibrate"

Quote :

"I aint waiting til November...my no shave no haircut til next spring starts this month...just dont give a fck anymore"

8/30/2016 2:13:44 AM

Quote :

"Obedience to authority is obviously a difficult concept for some people to comprehend."

9/22/2016 8:09:25 PM

This guy has been on roll lately and apparently can only type in all caps

Quote :

"U NO WHAT DEANA [Last Name] IS A WHORE AT THE BAR WITH SUPPOSE TO BE ME FRIEND Brett [Last Name].A ND THE LAUGHING ABOUT IT LIKE IT FUNNY.HOPE THAT DRUNK PILL HEADED GIRL WAS WROTH GETTING SOME ASS FROM.TO END OUR FRIENDS SHIP.AND YOU DO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT"

Brett is my childhood friend. We grew up on the same street. Not sure where the daughter fits in here, lol

9/24/2016 11:53:01 PM

people are allowed to have opinions, so I decided not to comment, I wouldn't know where to start

but OMG


what is this shit?

9/26/2016 1:16:49 PM

This is one...man. It speaks for itself.

Quote :

"It wasn't a problem with Trumps Mic, it was a liberal sound engineer. Being around and mixing sound I noticed during the debate that Trump's mic was not as balanced as HILLary's Mic so I dug a little and found out it wasn't my imagination. I found a post on freerepubluc.com who heard the same thing and knew they how's behind the sabotage. "Trumps Mic, (the one on the podium, not the lapel mic going to broadcast to maintain as constant a distance to his mouth as possible) was ringing in the 500Hz range over the room PA. You cannot believe how rookie a mistake this is. This is a single knob-turn fix and feedback in this environment is not only absolutely haram, but should not have been heard over the broadcast feed. This is no accident. Many people are commenting on Trump's sniffles or inhales. Also a blatant act of sabotage. EVERY on-site broadcast audio engineering package includes a Rane Dynamic Controller....a very expensive piece of equipment that adjusts the mic volume as the sound level changes. You can set it to turn up the mic when the subject is talking to get clear, solid vocals then instantly (and in a controlled manner) turn the volume back down as their voice trails off (to the millisecond) to make sure you don't hear breathing, lip smacking, sighing, sipping water, shuffling things about on the podium, etc. Those inhales and sniffles were intentionally not fixed. Notice you did not hear anything from her mic when she wasn't talking. Polished and perfect. Part of Trump's body language problem was he kept bending down to the podium mic like a contestant bidding on an item on The Price is Right. This was intentional. Wonder if they can find out who on Clintons team colluded with the networks to attempt to sabotage Trump?""

9/28/2016 12:29:20 PM

On the Obamas moving into a fancy 9 bedroom house:

"Of course , they both are so passionate about the little guy, poverty , the poor , and having money is being a bad bad person especially if you worked hard for it ! I am sure Obama will share his wealth daily and take a percentage from his GOLF fund to help so many , he is just that guy! ...lord help the Hippocrates"

HELP

THE

HIPPOCRATES

10/1/2016 10:00:49 AM

I wonder how hungry the Hippocrates are?

10/1/2016 10:08:21 AM

Trump supporter, responding to moron on Facebook:

"Your smarter then your statement"

Your. Smarter. Then.

10/3/2016 10:30:48 PM

I thought my identity was secret

But that guy is basically a character from jersey shore. He won a bunch of money in online poker about 10 years ago and thinks he's a business genius because he buys stuff cheap from foreign websites and resells them.

10/3/2016 11:24:29 PM

Quote :

"I'm sad for you all that you miss the point, do your research... ask yourself, is America better today than it was 10 years ago? Double deficit, increased terrorism, other countries laughing at us, CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION, murdering 36+ week old babies by stabbing them in the back of the head to separate their spinal cords in the "most humane way possible of course" you can not tell me that the world is a safer place filled with love and hope and prosperity then in was when we were kids... if you think that it is, I truly am sad for you. It's sad that you can spend more time You Tubing how to play your video games and you refuse to read the facts and open your eyes to reality... you want triple the deficit? Ok why? Bc it's fun? It's just a number? Democratic campaigns are all about change- right? But you keep voting for the most deeply corrupt politicians of the bunch. Why vote for Trump? Very simply put, he's not a politician, he is directly invested in America doing well to keep his businesses alive...in turn keeping other businesses alive. You want to bring up what he said about women, why don't you look at Miley Cyrus concert tour where she is riding around on a giant blown up (phallic object) touching herself, but oh that's ok for us to bring our children to see that in fact pay to see it bc it's just her "expressing herself"??? And people are offended bc of what he said on Howard Stern!? And if you believe these women coming out saying he assaulted them then I've got some swamp land to sell you...USE YOUR COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!"

10/22/2016 11:02:05 AM

no. It's because you have a 4th grade education.

11/10/2016 11:19:58 AM

Quote :

"Okay, with all this commotion, I had to write my thoughts. First, congratulations to Mr. Donald Trump for perhaps the greatest political win in recorded times. Now facts don't care about your feelings. Lets analyze the facts. Fucking regressive liberals need to stop whining and doubling down on the identity politics. AMERICA IS NOT RACIST!. Foolish social justice warriors who keep shouting racism racism all the time, have the balls to look at the stats and facts about racism in America. I am not a Donald Trump supporter, but the majority voting for Trump has no connection with individuals being racists, bigots, etc. Here are just 'SOME' facts based on GALLUP polls - Americans approval for interracial marriage up from 5% in 1960 to 87% in 2013 - Idea of black and white students go to different schools 55% in 1950 to almost 0 in 2000 - % of Americans who would vote for a black for president 35% in 1960 to 95% in 2000. Black president for two terms. Black CEOs, Indian CEOs, Women CEOs in fortune 500 companies. You are kidding me right. Stop playing the victim and shouting racism, homophobia, gender inequality, etc all the time. Get yourself an fucking education, read a little and make sound decisions based on facts. Go work hard. You'll do good for yourself and others. Now lets see where was the mind of majority America when they voted. Considering, in a top down hierarchy, if the majority saw the list of issues below as most concerning, Islamic radicalism/Black lives matter Hispanic Illegal immigration National Debt, GDP, Jobs, Economy Tax Reforms Healthcare Climate Change The candidate that appeals to the top three of all of these, is most likely to get the individuals vote irrespective of his or her character. You cannot draw a similarity between the character of the individual to the character of the candidate merely because the individual is voting him. But fucking liberals, by shouting racism racism and playing the race card they succeeded in silencing the American majority. All the majority wanted was to merely talk about what they thought were actual issues (list above); and this got reflected in every major pre-election poll tracker which showed Hillary wayy ahead of Trump. Guess what, they turned out to be fucking wrong! I hope foolish liberals and leftists have understood the path to progress is a reasoned discussion of ideas and civil behavior and not shouting institutional racism, bigotry, black lives matter, etc on other people's faces. p.s. Oh and yeah people who want to move out of the country, get out right now. I don't know about you but the rest will be wayy better off without your puny racial chants."

11/10/2016 12:16:32 PM

Quote :

"All These Clinton Supporters Are Talking About How We Better Pray Since Trump Won...wth? At Least Now We Will Have The Option Of Saying That Prayer In School And Not Have To Worry About It Insulting Sum "Sensitive" Ass Muslim Or Sum Other Illegal Immigrant! And For All You So Called "Americans" That Aint Gun Carrying, Bible Reading, Baby Protectors You Can Leave Wit The Rest Of The Traders! But Be Sure To Leave Your Food Stamp, Medicade And Medicare Cards At Your Local Health Department After You Pick Up Your Free Birth Control!!!"

Immediately followed by this comment:

Quote :

"And for the record I'm not saying there's anything bad about having food stamps of medicaid or any of the other stuff. I have all that stuff myself. I'm simply pointing out all the stuff America has given u but u chose to turn ur backs on this great country"

11/10/2016 12:26:57 PM

^wut

11/10/2016 12:30:28 PM

^^ That's spectacular.

11/10/2016 1:39:02 PM

Quote :

"Praying daily for the repeal of the ACA. Maybe I'll be able to afford actual insurance again instead of a 'shield' from an unfair penalty."

This moonbat who went to my high school.

1/18/2017 8:32:55 AM

^what is a moonbat?

1/18/2017 11:35:41 AM

I use it to refer to anyone with extreme political views, but it's generally meant to insult liberals specifically, so in this case, it's misleading. That person is actually very conservative. So maybe I'll stop using it like that.

1/18/2017 12:33:47 PM

^^I don't know what the last part means, but the ACA has made insurance unaffordable for many.

1/18/2017 12:34:02 PM

if its repealed your premium is probably going to jump about 25%

1/18/2017 1:37:16 PM

To be clear, the stupid part is the praying.

1/18/2017 1:51:24 PM

Quote :

"I feel way more oppressed as a CHRISTIAN in the U.S. than as a woman in the U.S."

1/25/2017 5:54:12 PM

this statement:

Quote :

"When you wonder why Trump is President.... remember this."

followed with:




[Edited on January 25, 2017 at 6:51 PM. Reason : all of this over some awards?]

1/25/2017 6:49:42 PM

Quote :

"Just found out pro-life women were banned from the Women's March. Now that's sad."

1/26/2017 12:29:07 AM

^um, no they weren't, they just weren't included in the women's march statement. You could have gone if you love Trump

1/26/2017 11:56:04 AM

I love how those posts always, always, ALWAYS have a stupid typo. Always. Any sense they make (which is usually none) is cancelled out by the typo.

1/26/2017 12:24:41 PM

Quote :

" "Just found out pro-life women were banned from the Women's March. Now that's sad.""

I saw this on a buddies Facebook page. The ensuing thread was a dumpster fire.

He had gone to the march with his college aged daughter. They are both very religious and consider themselves pro-life, though as long as I've known him he's poster child for a sensible religious person where pro-life means everyone, and it means prudent family planning and well funded resources for children in need. Unsurprisingly he never responded to the post.

1/26/2017 12:38:54 PM

My friend said this, but I agree SO....

The "their/there" "your/you're" jab at people with whom you disagree is boring and tired. It's dumb to shoot at an easy target when the ideas being expressed are the real danger.

1/26/2017 5:11:54 PM

Quote :

"my son said he learned how to do a jew jew dance. not in my house you wont!"

1/27/2017 6:21:45 AM

^^what about those of us who don't discriminate with our grammar policing?

1/27/2017 7:04:11 AM

Quote :

"^um, no they weren't, they just weren't included in the women's march statement. You could have gone if you love Trump"

I guess the left realizes if they are as vague and poorly-defined as possible, its harder to call them out for their bullshit?

https://twitter.com/womensmarch/status/821112766052401153

Why can't we just be honest and call shit what it is?

Anti-Trump, Leftist SJW Marxist/Socialist Bullshit Parade: Featuring gullible morons

1/27/2017 11:44:24 AM

do I throw salt at the troll??

1/27/2017 11:51:43 AM

No you can't afford your own salt.

So you hold up a sign saying "Women deserve to eat" at a "women's march" and demand the taxpayer fund food for you.

That's how this works

1/27/2017 12:04:14 PM

1/27/2017 12:57:22 PM

1/27/2017 1:01:52 PM

1/27/2017 3:38:55 PM

1/27/2017 3:58:43 PM

I like how you clowns will drive and march for hours, yet can't back up your Marxist bullshit because it takes 5 minutes of critical thought.

1/27/2017 4:16:16 PM

You're the shittiest parody I've ever seen.

1/27/2017 4:19:50 PM

Stop oppressing me, and pay for my irresponsible choices! - Womens march, 2017

1/27/2017 4:21:45 PM

dude's got issues

1/27/2017 4:22:27 PM

1/28/2017 12:02:48 AM

[Edited on February 1, 2017 at 1:35 PM. Reason : ]

2/1/2017 1:34:59 PM

I'm like 90% sure that's not the real Jesus.

2/1/2017 4:32:53 PM

^then explain where all that blood came from??

2/1/2017 4:49:23 PM

I know this thread is more for actual status updates, but I'm seeing more and more meme's that have stupid quotes and a picture of a celebrity who never said them:



(I saw another one with Rodney Dangerfield and something about "What's the difference between an immigrant and E.T.? E.T. learned to speak english and wanted to go home!")

2/3/2017 10:58:24 AM

That doesn't sound like a Rodney Dangerfield joke at all.

2/3/2017 12:06:34 PM

2/5/2017 1:19:11 AM