i toss it in the toilet. it's been too close to the asshole to just leave it laying on the counter.
4/4/2009 3:47:20 PM
Attempt No. 1 at hand-feeding rabbit did not go as well as I hoped. I'm pretty sure I have as much critical care and Pedialyte on me as she does in her. And I got peed on.
4/4/2009 3:51:38 PM
4/4/2009 4:11:38 PM
win
4/4/2009 4:11:43 PM
Food
4/4/2009 4:16:28 PM
My tummy hurts....maybe I should eat something.
4/4/2009 4:37:47 PM
hahaha my dad sent me a picture of the vacuum cleaner he bought at the beach
4/4/2009 5:44:01 PM
so he sent you a picture of something that sucks
4/4/2009 5:50:06 PM
niggers
4/4/2009 5:51:07 PM
Where can I buy some OPI nail polish??????????????? HELP!!!!!!!
4/4/2009 6:37:17 PM
I'm sure somewhere like ULTA has OPI
4/4/2009 6:39:23 PM
SHIT!! Didn't even think about Ulta! THANKSSSSS!!!
4/4/2009 6:39:59 PM
no prob
4/4/2009 6:42:19 PM
I still haven't eaten anything today....I guess I'll just wait till tonight for a fry wrap.
4/4/2009 7:17:50 PM
i have no idea what i should do tonight
4/4/2009 7:30:43 PM
4/4/2009 7:38:24 PM
HEY GUYS! IT'S TIME TO JUMP INTO AN EMPTY POOL FROM THE DEEP END!Seriously, this is getting to be a rather miserable existence. If this could turn around, say, this week, I would really appreciate it.
4/4/2009 7:44:13 PM
DAMN good day.
4/4/2009 8:28:01 PM
We're going to see Fast & Furious at 10pm Who wants to come with us????
4/4/2009 8:28:51 PM
oh mantoday was glorious
4/4/2009 8:55:49 PM
wow....with exception of the terrible hangover i had this morning....this has been a great weekend....there are some people that i really miss
4/4/2009 9:23:23 PM
Gonna be sore tomorrow! I love days like these, I really really do.
4/4/2009 9:25:48 PM
4/4/2009 9:45:42 PM
I think my ears might be sunburnt
4/4/2009 10:02:35 PM
my face is burnt
4/4/2009 10:04:37 PM
^ so is Ragged i only got a little color today[Edited on April 4, 2009 at 10:19 PM. Reason : ]
4/4/2009 10:05:28 PM
fail
4/4/2009 10:11:29 PM
DAMMIT NOVA
4/4/2009 10:41:47 PM
oh well, GO SPARTY
4/4/2009 10:50:15 PM
damn, i need a landline to switch the service over to my new phone [Edited on April 4, 2009 at 11:06 PM. Reason : and i'm too drunk to go somewhere and activate it]
4/4/2009 11:05:04 PM
i love grandma's boy
4/4/2009 11:10:22 PM
DeeMarie is gonna do the switch thing from her landlinetime passes much faster when you're drunk. never really noticed it before. first time i've really watched the clock while drunk.
4/4/2009 11:16:33 PM
^^lol, me too.
4/4/2009 11:17:07 PM
so am i supposed to want michigan to win or unc to win?
4/5/2009 12:07:39 AM
[sic]
4/5/2009 12:08:09 AM
New Zealand vs. Germany vs. Japan
4/5/2009 12:10:02 AM
my monies on the germans
4/5/2009 12:10:56 AM
Mein auch.
4/5/2009 12:11:27 AM
du hast
4/5/2009 12:14:22 AM
hahah she & I did watch a bunch of Rammstein videos
4/5/2009 12:16:04 AM
just want to slap some nuts against someones face
4/5/2009 12:34:08 AM
what a great movie
4/5/2009 12:46:24 AM
SOOOOOOOOO tired
4/5/2009 1:04:05 AM
3520
4/5/2009 1:04:24 AM
that was the best party great food, great host, nargile (hookah, but was properly corrected by the Turkish host), belly dancing, booty dancing, dancing, and since the turkish host is also half spanish...SALSA dancing!!
4/5/2009 1:26:18 AM
People who don't post mileage on car ads are fucking douche bags. They know the mileage is too high so they're waiting for you to call so they can make excuses.SAVE US ALL SOME TIME AND JUST POST THE FUCKING MILEAGE YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS.OH EVEN BETTER, ASSHOLES THAT DON'T POST THE PRICE, FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!!!!![Edited on April 5, 2009 at 2:31 AM. Reason : FUCK]
4/5/2009 2:30:44 AM
i totally faileddammit i need to be slightly more aggressive
4/5/2009 2:37:41 AM
in raleigh this time next week!
4/5/2009 2:38:19 AM
raleigh blows
4/5/2009 2:53:10 AM
maybe if you have no friendsraleigh is awesome if you have fun people to hang out with
4/5/2009 2:56:02 AM