one day im going to destroy a hotel room
3/16/2009 10:00:02 PM
no no, one day you, me, and john stamos are going to destroy a hotel room.
3/16/2009 10:04:11 PM
even better!
3/16/2009 10:04:58 PM
3/16/2009 10:24:15 PM
craaazyytoys in the attic i'm craaaazyyyyshould we go fishing?THEY MUST HAVE TAKEN MY MAAAAAAAAAAARBLES AWAY
3/16/2009 10:43:51 PM
so i think it's starting to pay off to be bar buddies with a friend from microsoft who's pretty powerful.
3/16/2009 10:49:01 PM
3/16/2009 10:50:41 PM
3/16/2009 10:51:31 PM
can i get the free credit report song out of my head please
3/16/2009 10:53:13 PM
I feel really guilty.
3/16/2009 10:53:48 PM
soin one of those weird internet thingstoday while i was in a 9 hour meeting apparently i got a gchat message from a girl that i've thought for nearly 5 years now was the perfect girl for mea girl who i was close with for a little bit, then didnt talk to for a few years, then dated for a stint, and now haven't talked to in nearly two years.one of those few people in your life that totally consumes your every thing in your head for a few days after just having a passing thought about them...and it was a message about pandas vomiting rainbows.wtf
3/16/2009 10:59:34 PM
better than pandas shitting leprechauns and lucky charms?
3/16/2009 11:01:27 PM
I think if someone gets caught asleep on the job they should be fired
3/16/2009 11:05:35 PM
i want a hot dog
3/16/2009 11:07:33 PM
^^depends on the job
3/16/2009 11:07:56 PM
3/16/2009 11:08:37 PM
aha wtf is that shit
3/16/2009 11:10:25 PM
hah, I would agree but she still had animal rooms to do . . . as in animals not being fed or given water and she decides to just put up her feet and take a fuckin nap!
3/16/2009 11:10:58 PM
hmmmmm
3/16/2009 11:24:10 PM
getting hungry, maybe i should go to bed
3/16/2009 11:24:51 PM
3/16/2009 11:26:50 PM
do I win a prize for 100 posts?
3/16/2009 11:26:55 PM
is there a beer called delirium tremens? i think someone was telling me about it or somethingis it belgian?<3 belgian beer
3/16/2009 11:28:01 PM
tremens is another beer by deliriumi like tremens better, but it's a nocturnum night.fromt he Huyghe Brewery[Edited on March 16, 2009 at 11:31 PM. Reason : e]
3/16/2009 11:30:16 PM
yum, belgian is the best
3/16/2009 11:33:34 PM
I need $175
3/16/2009 11:34:18 PM
^^ehim more of a czech pils fanbut i can def. dig the belgians
3/16/2009 11:35:16 PM
I seriously can't get over this.
3/16/2009 11:36:31 PM
ONLY TO BE DRANKEN OUT OF A GOBLET![Edited on March 16, 2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason : .]
3/16/2009 11:37:09 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
3/16/2009 11:42:14 PM
I'm hungry, I want to make muffins but it takes too long
3/16/2009 11:57:05 PM
Just had a banana and Mickey D's apple pie, now I'm heating up a can of corngonna put some butter in there, fap in it for a few then yumm
3/17/2009 12:16:51 AM
There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke! "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask. "Naah. If you guys aren't having a beer, then neither will I."
3/17/2009 12:18:47 AM
So ready for this rain to end
3/17/2009 12:27:41 AM
ready for it all to end
3/17/2009 12:28:31 AM
i really, really hope the retard at the dry cleaners doesn't fuck up $460 worth of jeans for meall i wanted was to get two pairs hemmed
3/17/2009 12:28:43 AM
wow, you buy expensive jeans.
3/17/2009 12:31:06 AM
ps is baller didnt you know?
3/17/2009 12:33:50 AM
pretty, happy girls in ponytails
3/17/2009 12:36:50 AM
lol, i too was a cheerleader once
3/17/2009 12:38:30 AM
i, too....wait, shit --This prison life show is ridiculous. There's a subculture of guys who psychologically become women, even to the point of sounding like them
3/17/2009 12:41:21 AM
Deep Sea Creatures^you mean to tell me you've never seen a movie with that as a joke?I'm Big Business and i approved this message.[Edited on March 17, 2009 at 12:44 AM. Reason : i mean they had to have gotten that from somewhere...]
3/17/2009 12:43:57 AM
I hope this medication works.-_-
3/17/2009 12:45:42 AM
i need to exerciseright now...dammit
3/17/2009 12:48:26 AM
So go run or lift some heavy stuff or do some pushups or do some sit ups or somethinI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
3/17/2009 12:49:11 AM
maybe be your baby tonight
3/17/2009 12:50:02 AM
3/17/2009 1:08:11 AM
double the pleasure double the fun with doublemint gum.
3/17/2009 1:09:36 AM
I want a random late night pm conversation.
3/17/2009 1:16:44 AM
Food, drink, sleep, sexNot necessarily in that order.
3/17/2009 1:24:46 AM