Is it your first time on computer?

Im Krallum and I approved this message

4/1/2013 11:56:25 AM

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"You got this email because she rated you 4 or 5 stars."

Why do you do this? You and I both know it was 5.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on April 1, 2013 at 12:52 PM. Reason : ^^literally just change the age.]

4/1/2013 12:51:23 PM

click on profile

Let me say first off that the most important relationship is the one with my Lord...

click off profile

4/1/2013 1:44:38 PM

Quote :

"Let me say first off that the most important relationship is the one with my Lord..."

should have sent then an message with a link to christianmingle.com

4/1/2013 1:52:50 PM

Answer questions, sort by match %, profit

4/1/2013 1:53:13 PM

no kidding.

4/1/2013 1:53:28 PM

I tried that for a while, but all the girls were art fags so I changed to newest and just messaged the hottest ones that weren't jesus freaks.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/1/2013 1:56:41 PM

there needs to be a section for how kinky you are. i'm tired of hooking up/dating/meeting conservative bedroom chicks


and that crosses all mediums, not just dating sites.

4/1/2013 2:14:07 PM

^but there is...

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/1/2013 2:19:07 PM

in life or on okc? because i'm not on okc.

4/1/2013 2:19:48 PM

okc. I'm not in life.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/1/2013 2:20:21 PM

4/1/2013 2:21:24 PM

Just go to the sex questions.

4/1/2013 2:26:21 PM

Right. Answer all the sex questions. Then find "Do you believe in god", check no and put manditory.

Profile complete. Don't even worry about them word shits.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/1/2013 2:27:25 PM

I answered a lot of the sex questions because I don't mind talking about that kind of stuff

and now I get messages from guys that think I'm there to specifically hook up

it's a double edged sword

4/1/2013 2:46:44 PM

but thats what you want...

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/1/2013 2:48:47 PM

nah not on that site

I do actually wanna date

I can fuck when I want...don't need a site for that lol

4/1/2013 2:54:36 PM

I mean I was being sarcastic

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/1/2013 2:57:33 PM

sorry

4/1/2013 3:02:46 PM

I hate everyone it says I'm a good match with

especially DivaBaby19

4/1/2013 6:44:14 PM

4/1/2013 7:54:45 PM

I KID

[Edited on April 1, 2013 at 8:08 PM. Reason : ]

4/1/2013 8:08:14 PM

Quote :

"i'm **** and it will be more meaningful if you add the first three letters in Hoterways to the first four letters in mailmembers to that word above after i'm .send me an email on there please i had to write it this way because this site will not let me since i'm not a paid member...I want someone who can be serious, yet spontanious.a guy that understand the rythm of love.A guy that is willing to settle down and have a family his own. My ideal match will have close family ties, and have a great relationship with his mother, yet holds me on a pedistal at the same height as his mother."

too cheap to pay? SURE TO WORK.

4/3/2013 10:15:22 AM

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"My ideal match will have close family ties, and have a great relationship with his mother, yet holds me on a pedistal at the same height as his mother."

Jesus chrestus that whole thing reads like... i don't even know

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 10:18 AM. Reason : ]

4/3/2013 10:17:35 AM

i'm glad she winked at me or else i would have never seen that profile. She's from Jamestown, NC.

4/3/2013 10:54:59 AM

haha i live in jamestown. GIMME DEM DIGITS

4/3/2013 1:38:03 PM

so, of course, mr. "what do you do to stay active" starts messaging me now that i'm seeing somebody...

you snooze, you lose!


do you people have some sort of radar for this kind of crap

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 3:00 PM. Reason : sdfd]

4/3/2013 2:51:11 PM

yes

4/3/2013 3:09:39 PM

k...just checking...


now i'm fully expecting a call/text/fb message/poke/etc from every guy i've lusted after the past couple of years

4/3/2013 3:11:59 PM

you will probably get it. same thing goes with women though. a guy can be single for months and not get any attention. but as soon as he starts seeing someone girls just start coming out of the woodwork with interest.

4/3/2013 3:13:56 PM

just assume everyone is in a relationship

4/3/2013 3:14:17 PM

Quote :

"you will probably get it. same thing goes with women though. a guy can be single for months and not get any attention. but as soon as he starts seeing someone girls just start coming out of the woodwork with interest."

I have not found this to be the case with me although I am not a super attractive man haha. I also dont really go out a whole lot anymore and even when I was single didnt go out nearly enough. Maybe once I start wearing a ring the crazy bitches will come outta the woodwork!

4/3/2013 3:29:46 PM

They will.

4/3/2013 3:31:01 PM

^^ I have definitely found it to be the case. Every other woman on the planet wants to hump you and it's like, how the fuck did you even know I was dating someone?

4/3/2013 3:33:50 PM

pheromones? maybe they can smell the pussy on you

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/3/2013 3:34:35 PM

The wink is a trap

4/3/2013 3:57:49 PM

its not about being single or not, its about the amount of fucks you give. i have been giving 0 fucks lately about pussy and its been working out great

when youre not single, you become distant, off of the pulse of the dating world, not "trying." do that when you are single and the results speak for themselves.



[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 4:22 PM. Reason : .]

4/3/2013 4:20:01 PM

^ everyone knows that not giving a fuck works great, but females in all non-pair-bonding mammal species are more attracted to males that other females are fucking.

and almost surely women subconsciously smell other women on you. we smell all sorts of shit you have no idea mane.

4/3/2013 5:11:27 PM

how do they smell you online?

4/3/2013 5:12:20 PM

^ yo speaking of, when google tries to give you a smell device for your tv don't take it. they're going to pump in shit that makes you trust commercials more.

4/3/2013 5:13:44 PM

Quote :

"its not about being single or not, its about the amount of fucks you give. i have been giving 0 fucks lately about pussy and its been working out great"

this

being in a relationship makes it easier to for most people to not fear getting shot down

4/3/2013 5:22:36 PM

^^^ fuck online. I've had luck with sex, but never personalities. Secondly once you start fucking on the reg whether single or in a relationship girls know. Doesnt matter, they can tell by your attitude. Not caring=ballers like you



[Edited on April 4, 2013 at 1:10 AM. Reason : R]

4/4/2013 1:09:14 AM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/27-unexplainable-dating-site-screencaps

I think I got messages from all these people at some point

4/8/2013 4:43:01 PM

lol that pharoah one...

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on April 8, 2013 at 4:51 PM. Reason : you mean like not letting my people go?]

4/8/2013 4:48:56 PM

I was unaware you could go to school to be an airplane

4/8/2013 4:50:01 PM

Oh south Jersey...

4/8/2013 4:56:26 PM

lol



but it all seriousness, i think i finally met someone promising on OKC. huzzah.

4/8/2013 9:46:05 PM

I'd say this one is a highly unappreciated sense of humor:

4/8/2013 10:07:12 PM

^yeah, I laughed.

4/8/2013 10:11:41 PM

lol really?

[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 2:49 AM. Reason : REALLY? her profile also says she loves science ]

4/9/2013 2:48:24 AM