Quote :

"i find it very creepy when someone posts a pic of their baby and somebody in the comments says something about the baby being so cute they could eat them, or eat their cheeks."

i bet the meat is nice and tender... like veal?

3/31/2014 11:28:59 AM

Quote :

"XXXX and I will have our book completly edited May 16th then it will be time to get it published and start to work with an illistrator. "

I hope they got spellcheck

4/7/2014 2:57:46 PM

With the comment: "Osama and Chewbacca"

[Edited on April 11, 2014 at 4:08 PM. Reason : ]

4/11/2014 4:07:54 PM

an acquaintance from back in high school posts a photo of one of his pit bulls, and with each post:

Quote :

"Nap time! http://www.redneckschoicexxlpitbulls.com #pup#puppy#pits#pitstagram#pitty#dogs#dontbullymybreed#xxl#silver#bgk#bear#big#babe#beast#beastmode#bully#bluepit"

Quote :

"Bear keeping watch over me and Blaze. http://www.redneckschoicexxlpitbulls.com #bear#bgk#beast#beastmode#pup#pits#pitstagram#pitty#puppy#babe#silver#dogs#dontbullymybreed#redneckschoice#pitlove#pitstagram"

Quote :

"Puppy flight school.... Bear and Blaze getting in an afternoon free run. http://www.redneckschoicexxlpitbulls.com #xxl#xxlpit#xxlbully#bgk#big#babe#bear#rednecks#redneckschoice#pup#puppy#pits#pitstagram#pitty#pitbull#pitbulllove#dontbullymybreed#xena#silver#beast#beastmode#bully#bluepit"

Quote :

"Jessie checking out what's for dinner. http://www.redneckschoicexxlpitbulls.com #dontbullymybreed#big#pits#dogs#pup#puppy#beast#bully#pitty#pitbull#pitbulllove#xxl#xxlpit#xxlbully#xena#babe#tuffy#pitstagram#bluepit#beastmode"

and on and on and on.

[Edited on April 19, 2014 at 10:09 PM. Reason : loose butthole]

4/19/2014 10:08:37 PM

Those are some serious dogs

4/20/2014 9:43:26 PM

A former coworker posted this today:

Quote :

"If you're black, a Georgia gun owner with a concealed carry permit and willing to participate in a social experiment, send me a private message. My email is....."

That is sure to end well.

4/28/2014 2:20:49 PM

From a TEACHER.

Quote :

"There truly are good people in this world. I stopped at Starbucks to get a coffee and for no reason at all the lady in front of me in the drive threw paid for my coffee."

4/30/2014 8:53:21 AM

Person who posted this actually thought the picture was real.

4/30/2014 9:11:27 AM

I, too, saw that.

Too much stupid.

4/30/2014 9:16:16 AM

dumb enough on its own, but then you have to factor where it came from:

Quote :

"Kevin Sorbo Official Facebook Page"

5/6/2014 10:31:56 PM

Quote :

"My life was destroyed June 2 2001. I no longer care about anything but anything but numbing my pain. I'm messed up in the head and I will never recover. I'm better off dead because I hate my life so much. I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life. Death would be a relief I hope it happens very soon. I don't need anybody to care or say my life is good because I will never see it that way. I was lied to for six years do you know what that does to someone heart and mind. Yea it never hurt her she just went with her happy life leaving me with the pain and hurt. The pain I feel for seeing my Daughter just 6 days out of 31. I'm cursed man no need of recovery I'm never going back to normal.To the person who did this to me I hope the devil makes everything go wrong in her little happy life. If anyone out there has married someone who you never loved I hope you feel the highest degree of torture and death in the hottest part of hell fire. I look to to be so happy if she gets cheated or treated horrible I will be glad if there is a divorce and a bus hits both. I hope my daughter can even realize the suffering and pain I have lived with the last six years and hate her for it. I'm in tears as I type this I been to hell of suicide trips to hospitals drug addictions every antidepressant you can think of being in pain missing my daughter. I just want a xanax is for a short relief I will take it. I hate my new job. I lost my job mainly to this depression and lost my happiness in my religion belief now I could care less about anything but pills that make the hurt bearable because nothing else does or will ever"

5/8/2014 12:25:15 PM

good lord. time to use the suicidal content report feature

5/8/2014 12:31:44 PM

Or tell 'em to get on with it already.

5/8/2014 12:35:07 PM

I've always wondered how people who have kids like that, and claim to love their kids and want the best, don't seem to realize that being all mopey and emotional is really bad for their kid.

If they really loves their kid, they would get their act together, and be the best father they can.

[Edited on May 8, 2014 at 12:46 PM. Reason : O]

5/8/2014 12:46:16 PM

Yeah, I don't know. He's someone I went to middle/high school with and I just added him to FB a month ago or so. Don't really know his story other than him having kids, him posting crap about 24 (the TV show), posting really bad photoshops, spewing hate on his ex-wife, etc. He does currently live in TN if that means anything.

5/8/2014 12:53:43 PM

That person screams dangerous psycho to me. And if he really loves his daughter, how can he possibly hope that a bus hits him and his ex? If he loved his daughter, he wouldn't want her to grow up with the pain of losing her parents.

5/8/2014 1:49:50 PM

Meh, going off no context other than that post it would seem he went to a dark place following a divorce and hasn't done shit to fix it other than wallow in his own pity party. "6 days out of 31" sounds like he sees his daughter on the weekends, if he wants to see her more then he should fight for a better custody situation, but wishing death on your ex and openly admitting to suicide, drugs and depression on a public forum isn't going to help his case.

^And you'd be surprised, though probably not, by the shit people will say about the mother/father of their children following infidelity and divorce.

5/8/2014 1:58:31 PM

I'm more surprised by the stupidity of people than their depravity. Better hope nothing bad happens to that ex or the police are going to come knocking on his door, regardless of whether or not he actually did anything.

5/8/2014 2:09:39 PM

I have 2 people on my newsfeed really grinding my gears

One is this chick who i hooked up with a few years back. Real hot, has a law degree but cant find a job

all she does is bitch about how she cant find a job, but lives in some shithole town in NC.

Its nonstop. Her fiance just dumped her and its just a bunch if whiny shit and the "I believe in pink blah blah blah crap"

The other is a guy I used to work with. His gross wife just dropped him like a bad habit and all he posts about is depressing shit like the guy above. I just dont get people who get so insanely personal about their depressing life on facebook. Deep mental issues bro

5/8/2014 2:28:30 PM

its fishing for attention brah. posting it on facebook is like casting out a bunch of lines and hopefully someone will care enough to bite.

5/8/2014 2:34:34 PM

^^ you should introduce them to each other

5/8/2014 3:49:34 PM

hahahaha not a bad call

5/8/2014 3:57:33 PM

lol

5/8/2014 4:15:42 PM

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/24/elliot-rodgers-california-shooting-mental-health-misogyny
Elliot Rodger's California shooting spree: further proof that misogyny kills

[Edited on May 25, 2014 at 10:33 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2014 10:32:36 PM

^ ugh. I've been seeing to much of this across the media and shit

5/25/2014 11:15:05 PM

6/18/2014 1:56:03 PM

6/18/2014 3:01:38 PM

future mcdonalds employee there

6/18/2014 3:11:18 PM

what's weird is she is a nurse practitioner, and her and her husband are/seem like very good parents. I just don't know why she'd post this on fb.

6/18/2014 3:14:11 PM

If it's a real volleyball, then sure it is

But if it's one of those very light, stretchy balls with a lot of cushion when it hits something that you get for cheap at Walmart, then I don't see a big deal

6/18/2014 3:18:03 PM

I assumed it was a balloon or some sort of nerf ball.

6/18/2014 4:33:00 PM

I assumed it was a fake, posed for picture. and that no baby heads were impacted in the making of this picture

6/18/2014 6:52:05 PM

7/9/2014 1:48:34 PM

Quote :

"I will be turning off my phone for the next 12-24 hours to recollect myself from the last few weeks. Just need to find some zen. So if you desperately need me you can call.. (If you have my number that is..) talk to you guys soon!"

7/14/2014 1:15:54 PM

[Edited on July 27, 2014 at 11:08 PM. Reason : ]

7/27/2014 10:58:21 PM

Quote :

"leave it to my child to be the one to pull the fire alarm at school and the fire department show up! I guess she wanted to see the fire trucks!! feeling amused"

And her husband is a volunteer fireman. I feel like that's part of fire safety lesson 101.

And there's 32 likes?! am I just super uptight? I feel like this is one of the things you laugh about later down the line.

[Edited on July 28, 2014 at 4:04 PM. Reason : ]

7/28/2014 3:59:13 PM

If you could laugh about it later, why not laugh about it now?

7/28/2014 4:12:33 PM

Because of embarrassment. Sometimes you have to get over that hurdle to see the funny. I for one don't see the funny at all and wouldn't laugh about it, I'm just trying to wrap my head around the approach this mother, wife of a fire fighter, has taken and the increasing likes in just a short time.

Again I guess I'm uptight.

7/28/2014 4:23:33 PM

To be fair, if someone posted that their grandparent died it would probably also have a bunch of likes. I don't remotely understand why people click like most of the time.

7/28/2014 4:24:49 PM

There are now 82 likes.

I just don't get it

7/28/2014 4:29:58 PM

I think that 'liking' a sad/bad status is more of a sign of "I care" than anything else, with the assumption that everyone doesn't want to type a response to the OP. Not saying that is proper FB etiquette, just an assumption.

7/28/2014 4:55:12 PM

Quote :

"im bias but seriously basil is the cutest thing ive ever seen"

(Basil is a dog)

8/4/2014 6:29:45 PM

Quote :

" I am not freaking out about Ebola, but I see it alot at work and on my news feed. I would like everyone to take a deep breath, remember anthrax, then realize that this missionary in America that is infected is not the one you should be worried about. As soon as all the terrorists figure out how scared we are of Ebola they are going to start infecting themselves and buying 1-way tickets to North America, probably Mexico, then infecting the millions of illegal aliens crossing the border. AHHHHH! EVERYBODY CAN PANIC NOW! Have a great day peeps!"

8/5/2014 12:44:46 PM

orry?





I LOL'd.

8/8/2014 1:26:45 PM

Whats the deal with these ice bath things for ALS, or whatever.

8/8/2014 3:05:27 PM

After posting a video of an Indiana student being really bad at Wheel of Fortune...this guy posted this:

Quote :

"I'm going to guess getting excepted to Indiana isn't all that hard."

8/21/2014 3:31:49 PM

maybe he means all schools denied admission, except indiana?



[Edited on August 22, 2014 at 8:53 AM. Reason : .]

8/22/2014 8:53:30 AM

Quote :

"I SURE HOPE ALL THESE "STARS"...DOING THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE ARE DONATING B/C I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING IT (ARE NOT ) "just saying - makes the point "mute""

8/24/2014 10:22:29 PM

One more thing....for all of you OMG i i found my best friend and we love each other going on 85 yrs and this that....give me a FLIPPIN break, i am a lil bitter i won't lie but then i have to laugh...bc you know yesterday you were cussing him/her/them out bc they never do anything right and how u met this other person n then 5 years down the road ur divorced n we r supposed to celebrate you came to your senses and realized life is not strawberries and whip cream every day.....well guess what OMG I found my best friend who loves me always and he might want to smack me from time to time but NEVER LEAVES ME, let me inntroduce you....his name is God




Jesus, I can't even read this stream-of-consciousness, English-as-a-second-language (except it's not) drivel. That's probably for the best, though, as this broad posts nothing but dumb shit.

8/25/2014 10:23:10 PM

that's in contention for the best post in this thread

mainly for how she ended it

[Edited on August 26, 2014 at 12:06 AM. Reason : .]

8/26/2014 12:06:12 AM