Just realized the tax payment was due two months after the last one, not three.

Well great. Good. Fun. I guess I'm giving a few hundred dollars extra to the state and federal governments next year.

[Edited on July 16, 2014 at 7:24 PM. Reason : ABLOOBLOOBLOOBLOO ABLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOO]

7/16/2014 7:24:02 PM

Thanks guys. It is pretty fucking awful, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. I hope she is in doggy heaven running laps to her hearts content.

7/16/2014 7:37:45 PM

god I love immunology

7/16/2014 11:19:12 PM

I just saw someone write "tattoe's." That's almost impressive.

7/17/2014 8:09:41 AM

My back is so fucking ITCHY and I can't do anything to make it stop

7/17/2014 10:23:34 AM

Sorry to hear that Kiwi. Heartbreaking.

7/17/2014 11:56:30 AM

butts

7/17/2014 11:59:46 AM

grr, I've got a lot of maintenance I need to take care of on the car.

I don't feel like it

7/17/2014 8:18:39 PM

Even though I got the good news about the job and all. I feel kind of bummed. I am nervous and overthinking about what's going to happen in 5 years.I still don't know what I really want to do. Being an adult sucks.

7/17/2014 8:42:14 PM

New girl at work who is super hot and I'm about to ask out has a birthday next week. She's turning 22. She's younger than Nirvana's "Nevermind" and Pearl Jam's "Ten." She wasn't alive when George Bush Sr. puke on the Japanese prime minister. She never saw the Dream Team in Barcelona.

Holy shit.

7/17/2014 9:25:25 PM

My ovaries are so angry.

7/17/2014 10:08:00 PM

I would be so awesome if I just put on some fucking muscle mass

[Edited on July 17, 2014 at 10:52 PM. Reason : ]

7/17/2014 10:52:19 PM

you're awesome just the way you are, jaZon

7/17/2014 10:56:38 PM

no he's a scrawny ass bitch

I mean that in a loving way

[Edited on July 17, 2014 at 11:00 PM. Reason : No really ]

7/17/2014 10:59:33 PM

^^

^ true

Good thing there wont' be any basketball playing on TVs at the bar next week or you might get a phantom leg pain.

[Edited on July 17, 2014 at 11:00 PM. Reason : ]

7/17/2014 11:00:02 PM

I can hear the dude next door sitting in his garage talking to someone. Kind of annoying, why doesn't the guy go inside already?

7/19/2014 12:38:49 AM

I want pizza. But I dont want to move.

7/19/2014 1:25:10 PM

the term "adult" gets thrown around too loosely. college students are basically children. it's a testament to human resilience that more of them don't end up dead.

7/19/2014 5:47:21 PM

since when the fuck is national lampoon's vacation rated R?

i saw it for the first time on premium TV and i didn't even know it had plenty of f-bombs and adult content in it.

7/20/2014 1:51:13 AM

I love to throw my legs over my head and pump away. I have been doing this since I was sixteen years old and I am now 57. I love the taste of my cum as it squirts into my open mouth. I like to blow bubbles with my cum and then swallow it.

7/20/2014 2:24:33 AM

The taste of cum is an acquired taste, which I have learned to love. My own cum dropping from my hard cock directly into my mouth is a great throbbing thrill. It isn't hard to position myself so that my cock is right over my open mouth if I lay on the floor and put my feet up on the bed over my head. Looking up at my hard cock makes me get really excited and it doesn't take long before I am ready to cum. I stall it off as long as I can, but it isn't long before I can't hold back, because my prick is throbbing so hard and feels so good. I cum into my mouth and then I swirl it around in my mouth, tasting it, sliding it around with my tongue, and then swallowing it all down. Makes my cock hard just thinking about it.

7/20/2014 2:25:21 AM

I like sitting up against the wall and then do a backwards somersault. That way, my cock is right above my mouth. Then I just masturbate and shoot the cum in my mouth. I'm straight but I love cum so much. It’s my favorite part of porn videos. I just wanna swallow gallons of the thick, creamy, salty, gooey cum down my throat.

7/20/2014 2:26:01 AM

I like to jack after 3 or 4 days of abstinence for a really big wad blast! I'll lay naked on my bed and start dry stroking with my left hand and squeeze my balls real hard with my right hand until the precum starts to ooze out of my piss-hole. Then (this takes some practice) I slowly milk small drops of warm, white cum out my now-straining cock head and using them as lube, continuing to beat away on my throbbing shaft as even more jizz pours out in bigger globs. All this pumping meanwhile turns my cum-glazed dick into a slippery foamy-like mess with the wet slurping sounds adding even more to the experience. After 20 to 30 minutes of this abusive ecstasy, I'm now pretty much ready to blow my whole load so I pick up the pace and start lifting my whole butt off the bed to meet my strokes. I usually squirt 5 or 6 good size ropes, the first 1 or 2 landing on my face or tongue (I keep my mouth open!). After I'm all done and calmed down I swish it around my mouth and swallow...YUM! !!

7/20/2014 2:26:37 AM

I often watch myself masturbate in front of a mirror and then watch my face when I’m about to blow my load. When I do this, I quickly get on my back, lift my legs above my head so that my cock is in my face and I shove as many fingers up my arse as possible, whilst still jacking. I then blow my load all in my mouth and swallow all of my cum. It feels so good, I think I’m gonna go for some private time now!

7/20/2014 2:27:41 AM

Disregard those posts, my account was hacked.

Straight guys only , no gay stuff.

7/20/2014 3:00:13 AM

I ordered McDonald's iced coffee for the first time. I'm confused. Are they selling iced coffee or iced cream.


So gross. It probably has like 10g fat.

7/20/2014 10:35:01 AM

^ That's how I feel whenever I say yes to cream and sugar at a restaurant where they add it for you.

7/20/2014 10:44:33 AM

^ This

Also, I think I'm cursed. Every time I settle on a property I'd like to buy someone comes in and outbids me for it.

7/21/2014 8:27:33 AM

Having a supremely comfortable, fluffy bed is such a blessing and a curse. Working from home makes it really hard to ever get out of it.

7/21/2014 9:20:20 AM

My wife just got cyber stalked from some dude off Ashely Madison.
She doesn't have an account there so we both signed up to see what the fuck is going on... Turns out her sister uses the sn of her first name then her last as a screen name... Their first names start with the same letter.

So someone googled this combination and started fb messaging my wife...

Now we have 2 accounts we want to get rid of but that fuggin site charges 20 bucks to delete an account.

Talk about extortion...

[Edited on July 21, 2014 at 10:34 AM. Reason : .]

7/21/2014 10:33:05 AM

Why did you both have to sign up?

Is her sister cheating on someone? And also not very smart to be using her last name on there?

7/21/2014 10:34:58 AM

She signed up as a girl so it wouldn't let her search girls

I signed up to search for her.

Her sister is trying to get a divorce and is possibly cheating.

7/21/2014 10:41:05 AM

I've now been hit on by a 225 lb 5' tall lady...


Great...

7/21/2014 11:09:30 AM

Sounds like it could be amusing to keep your account open.

7/21/2014 11:10:34 AM

they're cool with cheating, but not homosexuality

[Edited on July 21, 2014 at 11:16 AM. Reason : you've got to live by a code]

7/21/2014 11:16:31 AM

They are cool with homosexuality but both parties have to be men seeking men or women seeking women.

It's kind of an aweful site.

Also I'm 300lbs and 4'2"

7/21/2014 11:18:47 AM

I wish bread wasn't so delicious.

7/21/2014 1:11:38 PM

want to go home and sleep! damn hangover!

7/21/2014 1:50:42 PM

What the ever living fuck is causing me to have these massive 3-day long allergy attacks every sat-mon?! I'm so fucked up right now I don't know how I got to work....and I'm itching like a mother fucker

7/21/2014 1:52:06 PM

Maybe there is something in your apartment?

Or maybe it is those haggardly skanks that are always crawling all over you, leaving their snail trail wipings

7/21/2014 1:55:25 PM

I'd agree but I've been working those Saturdays....so I wouldnt think I'd have a reaction to anything until sunday

7/21/2014 2:10:51 PM

Rolly rolly feel.

7/21/2014 6:52:34 PM

Like clockwork, the allergy attack dies by the end of Monday. Wtf

And why the fuck has the comma on my android keyboard moved?

7/21/2014 11:53:24 PM

You're allergic as shit to something at work then? I had to quit working at the NCSU bookstores as my allergies seemed to get more and more severe the longer I worked there. Once I quit my recurrent sinus infections stopped.

So in short if you work in an office wipe down every surface where you sit each day and, if you have a door on your office (no cubicle), consider a HEPA filter. Also consider spraying the corners of your office with dust mite poison if you can.

If you work in more of a retail environment or an industrial environment where you can't control your exposure as much then you're gonna have a much harder time dealing with it I guess.

Also do you have an SO that lives with you who doesn't work on the weekends? Maybe they're wearing a scent or using a soap or something especially on off days which you're highly allergic to. I would try writing a journal entry every time that shit starts up. Sounds dumb as hell but it's better than asking tdub about it.

[Edited on July 22, 2014 at 12:05 AM. Reason : dr tdub, 5c, the doctor is in]

7/21/2014 11:58:12 PM

I mean, I have no idea what it is. I work every other day of the week as well (except sunday...but it always starts on saturday) nd don't have a problem any other time. It just started a few weeks ago and follows a distinct pattern but there's nothing special or different that happens on or around those days.

[Edited on July 22, 2014 at 12:03 AM. Reason : ]

7/22/2014 12:02:02 AM

Another possibility is, if you live in an apartment complex or townhome, somebody near you has somebody visiting who carries pet dander (or brings a pet (!)) to visit on days when they aren't working and it takes a little time for shit to blow away. If it doesn't correlate with your schedule it's probably somebody else's fault.

7/22/2014 12:11:10 AM

also Sven is totes a jerk

7/22/2014 1:08:12 AM

7/22/2014 7:47:49 AM

Seriously thinking about going outside and smiting some landscapers off the face of the earth.

7/22/2014 8:19:57 AM

do it

7/22/2014 8:22:43 AM