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3/21/2013 12:23:16 PM

Quote :

"i love cats and dogs, and exotic pets are the best especially snakes. i am terrified of birds and horses though."

well i thought we'd get along just fine until this. who is scared of birds? I guess she wouldn't enjoy my season pass to the Raptor Center

3/22/2013 11:07:19 AM

^ask her if she wants to pet your exotic trouser snake

3/22/2013 11:55:19 AM

I've met quite a number of women who find birds creepy. ^^


[Edited on March 22, 2013 at 1:21 PM. Reason : wef]

3/22/2013 1:20:45 PM

I, too, know a lot of women that find birds terrifying. But at least you could take her to the exotic animal and reptile show... just steer clear of the owls and cockatoos.

3/22/2013 1:49:01 PM

^i am a donating "parent" to the large King Vulture at the Carolina's Raptor Center. I should take her to see that thing. We'd never speak again


"you must have a religion"


i must? even if it's something completely against what your religion is?

3/25/2013 1:47:15 PM

canceled my match subscription. finally found a girl i really like

3/25/2013 11:37:09 PM

i got a snake mang.

3/25/2013 11:40:04 PM

I lost interest in this shit. I am not a dater.

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3/26/2013 9:24:27 AM

I sent a couple a messages back in forth with this girl over the past couple days. Found out she was one of a set of triplet girls. then she sent me a picture of her and her sisters. Why couldn't she be one of the sisters!!!???

3/27/2013 8:16:27 AM

not really missing my account so much

3/27/2013 9:15:44 AM

Just go out with the ugly one and then start hitting on the other ones and if it comes up just say they were triplets so you didnt know... haha

3/27/2013 9:17:02 AM

3/27/2013 8:22:23 PM

i have that same teddy...


i wish it looked that good on me

3/27/2013 8:32:46 PM

That's a man

3/27/2013 9:39:33 PM

"Bitchtresss"

3/30/2013 8:30:58 AM

I have that top too!


Who knew I had so much in common with other women on internet dating sites

3/30/2013 8:43:25 AM

That. Is. Frightening. (Ole green hair)

3/30/2013 9:08:14 AM

4/1/2013 9:02:00 AM

jesus christ, get it off me, get it off me.



so i hung out with a friend of mine saturday night who had recently joined Match.com as well. She joined on Thursday. by Saturday night she had received 92 emails. i was like holy shit. she said they were all over the board. really creepy, to simple hellos, to guys trying to run serious game. all i could think about was the It's a Girl! shark picture.

92...how do you even stand out in that much attention? I suppose I shouldn't take it so personal when I don't hear back from someone.

4/1/2013 9:13:05 AM

Girl in my office said the same thing.

4/1/2013 9:17:27 AM

Write something random? I like to start out with a super generic boring as fuck email then halfway through change it into something that is bizarre but obviously a joke.

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4/1/2013 9:17:35 AM

i need to start busting out my Robe and Wizard hat

4/1/2013 9:21:51 AM

ugh, I can't decide between doing okc or match. Maybe I'll just do eharmony again but it's so $$

4/1/2013 9:28:27 AM

You're too old for okc

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4/1/2013 9:29:50 AM

4/1/2013 9:30:59 AM

Do okc and match.

4/1/2013 9:33:12 AM

wait, Minka, I thought you were in a serious relationship!?

did i miss something?

4/1/2013 9:33:51 AM

just get on okc until match is running some super special....

go ahead and make a profile on match...they'll send you the updates so you can get 6 months for under $100...

that's what I did...

4/1/2013 9:34:47 AM

Holy shit you paid $100 for a dating website? I feel like as a woman you could just like join some kind of club or something and get hit on by dudes unless you are fugly of course

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[Edited on April 1, 2013 at 10:06 AM. Reason : I thought the paid accounts were traps for dudes...]

4/1/2013 10:05:51 AM

lol. you have to pay to do anything on Match other than lurk.

4/1/2013 10:10:54 AM

lol. fuck that

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4/1/2013 10:11:25 AM

Quote :

"I feel like as a woman you could just like join some kind of club or something and get hit on by dudes unless you are fugly of course"

You mean a bar?

4/1/2013 10:14:58 AM

Aren't you supposed to stop banging bar sluts at a certain age? I pretty much only ever go to slims... so thats like out of the question.

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4/1/2013 10:16:12 AM

getting hit on by dudes is not the problem...

getting hit on by dudes you would actually be interested in is the problem...


both in real life and on the internet

4/1/2013 10:29:24 AM

i tended to always go home with the help at bars. so i swore off bartenders and waitresses. hence joining match.

4/1/2013 10:29:34 AM

When I said club i meant like http://www.meetup.com/ type of club. I mean most of those make me want to cringe but you get what i'm saying

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4/1/2013 10:32:07 AM

it's all a moot point anyway

4/1/2013 10:33:27 AM

One time my friend tried to argue with me that it was 'mute point'
anyways

1) go to knitting class
2) get railed

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4/1/2013 10:36:36 AM

LP78 find a man!?

4/1/2013 10:45:15 AM

i think i paid 17/month for match. the quantity and quality of womens is way better than okc so i would say it's worth it. most of them did ignore my messages though

4/1/2013 10:48:32 AM

TWW Dating Site!

4/1/2013 10:49:46 AM

^^^well there is this guy who doesn't think i'm crazy and said i'm pretty when he's sober...


so that's a good start

4/1/2013 10:57:40 AM

Good size D?

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4/1/2013 10:58:17 AM

i'm offended by that question...

I'm a lady!

4/1/2013 10:59:18 AM

I'll find out for you

4/1/2013 11:15:21 AM

how often is he sober?

4/1/2013 11:18:27 AM

HAHAHAHAH

omg that just made me bust out laughing

hahahaha lololol

4/1/2013 11:20:15 AM

that's a good question...

4/1/2013 11:26:17 AM

i made an account last night expecting to find a directory of hot hipster girls w/ low self esteem, but so far it's been mostly overweight 30+ women

4/1/2013 11:55:00 AM