small breakfast and laaate lunch... I haven't had dinner, but I don't want to eat now, especially since I should go to sleep in the next hour or so- but all you folks keep talking about food and are making me hungry, dammit

4/20/2014 8:24:32 PM

I hate being lied to, and I hate being a convenience. ..not a priority.

4/20/2014 9:26:41 PM

Every time I refer to the show "pawn stars" I briefly second guess what I'm saying....

4/20/2014 9:30:18 PM

I need a weekend from my weekend

4/21/2014 8:26:06 AM

I'm looking forward to not having to wake up at 5am again for a very long time.

4/21/2014 4:29:30 PM

Looking forward to this move being over. TWW on iPad sucks.

4/22/2014 12:02:07 PM

I think I make the best sandwiches. I've come a long way since my bologna and cheese sandwiches in middle school.

4/22/2014 1:46:09 PM

The thing that sucks the most about getting older...

...is that I can't drop 25 pounds at the drop of a hat any got-damn more.

And I desperately need to drop 50. GAHDAMMIT

4/22/2014 2:27:13 PM

This is probably why:

Quote :

"I am conquering worlds here right now. All the crazy sauce and it still isn't hot enough. "

4/22/2014 2:42:35 PM

You idjit. That's my weight loss program. I'm shitting fire at this very moment

4/22/2014 2:53:39 PM

I just want to drop 20. I was worried that working in a restaurant wouldn't help, but I've been doing pretty well about NOT eating there when I get off.

4/22/2014 4:01:44 PM

so nice to have a night in- I'm exhausted!

4/22/2014 6:15:09 PM

my favorite candy always has and always will be a reese's peanut butter cup

4/23/2014 2:31:31 PM

^^^ when i worked at liberty after a bar shift i would be completely dehydrated. if you work at a slammed bar i feel like you get hours of fast paced walking and decent excercise. i was in the best shape of my life there. i worked out as well, but i just ate a bunch of tuna and grilled chicken when i got off work. youll probably drop what you dont want.

[Edited on April 23, 2014 at 2:40 PM. Reason : ^]

4/23/2014 2:40:07 PM

lol I thought that said "grilled cheese"


I was like, now that's a diet I need to get on!

4/23/2014 2:45:26 PM

Good morning thewolfweb!

4/24/2014 8:20:50 AM

Quote :

"my favorite candy always has and always will be a reese's peanut butter cup "

Trader Joe's makes a dark chocolate peanut butter cup that is superior.

4/24/2014 8:56:23 AM

^i used to doubt that but he is so right.

4/24/2014 8:58:13 AM

Someone mail me one so I can test that assertion.

4/24/2014 9:08:33 AM

just mail yourself to trader joes. that way you can get some chocolate-covered sunflower seeds too.

4/24/2014 9:22:59 AM

Yesterday was interesting because it reminded me what it's like to spend your entire day with people who talk but don't listen. Can't believe I survived that for so many years.

Like being on an episode of The View. Which I accidentally just watched for like 2 minutes.

[Edited on April 24, 2014 at 11:06 AM. Reason : ]

4/24/2014 10:45:39 AM

Did you spend the day with my mother in law, meg? Wonderful person, really, but she can't carry on a conversation.

4/24/2014 11:03:34 AM

Quote :

"Trader Joe's makes a dark chocolate peanut butter cup that is superior. "

Somehow this is true. I've tried many imitation peanut butter cups and always thought nothing would compare to a Reese's. But TJ's barely edges them with their version.

4/24/2014 11:03:36 AM

^^ha



ok now i have to go to Trader Joe's. Thanks guys.

[Edited on April 24, 2014 at 11:08 AM. Reason : ]

4/24/2014 11:07:34 AM

+1 on the TJs.

4/24/2014 11:07:40 AM

They always had them at the house where I nannied but I ignored them because of the dark chocolate, but my sister brought me some to the hospital and they rocked my socks off.

4/24/2014 11:08:11 AM

I only wish they made them in bigger packages. There's only like 6 or 7 in a small bag? Cheap at $0.99...but I'd gladly pay five or six bucks for more cups!!

4/24/2014 11:23:21 AM

ÜBER HERE

4/24/2014 11:28:54 AM

Go down the frozen aisle with all the cookies up top or the wall of candy before the produce. They have small tubs of them.

4/24/2014 11:38:18 AM

the maintenance guys hid behind me because there was a snake on the patio at one of the apartment buildings...

4/24/2014 12:06:46 PM

I wish I Fucking Love Science would stop posting pics of people with creepy crawlies in their eyeballs.

4/24/2014 12:16:53 PM

4/24/2014 12:23:52 PM

Frustrated :/

4/24/2014 11:05:52 PM

she cute, tho

4/24/2014 11:15:23 PM

Can't believe they jacked booth prices up to $1800 this year!!
At least we can split it 3 ways this time.

4/25/2014 1:01:17 PM

Can someone please come out with another "Facebook" for pregnant women and new mothers?

4/25/2014 1:03:19 PM

use the unfollow button. you'll be a lot happier.

4/25/2014 2:22:42 PM

as I posted on page 3138:

Quote :

"living vicariously through my facebook friends and their TBMF pics"

in related news, check out the #tbmf hashtag on instagram. Nouveau Southern culture at its finest

[Edited on April 26, 2014 at 6:08 PM. Reason : autocorrect]

4/26/2014 6:05:01 PM

I honestly have no idea what TMBF means

4/27/2014 1:59:07 AM

dyslexia is a hell of a drug

4/27/2014 3:55:19 AM

I do not miss tbmf one bit....

4/27/2014 6:33:34 AM

Triangle Beach Music Festival or Too Bad Mother Fucker?

4/27/2014 9:05:39 AM

Sometimes people tend to suck.

4/27/2014 11:39:06 AM

Quote :

"in related news, check out the #tbmf hashtag on instagram. Nouveau Southern culture at its finest"

went from being in a good mood to homicidal really quickly after looking at those

4/27/2014 12:07:34 PM

I feel like crap and I think I need food. Peter feel asleep. Wake him up and ask if he wants something or just leave and bring him something back? decisions, decisions.

4/27/2014 5:55:20 PM

Just leave, and bring him something back. If he doesn't like what you bring, say "well maybe you shouldn't have been asleep if you wanted your opinion heard."

4/27/2014 5:57:21 PM

yeah, I'm getting bojangles, so he'll like it. He better

4/27/2014 6:02:09 PM

If he doesn't like what you got him, just eat it all yourself and make him watch.

4/27/2014 6:02:53 PM

He was happy.

4/27/2014 8:18:22 PM

checking to see whether my MySpace embedding code still works...
https://myspace.com/publicenemy/video/welcome-to-the-terrordome/100003982

4/27/2014 10:51:59 PM