Too lazy to walk 15 steps for a glass of scotch I suck
1/14/2014 11:37:41 PM
I am always one to when people tell me their pets refuse to eat hard food. But with this particular hard food, I think my cats would be a step away from death before they would actually eat it.
1/15/2014 6:14:16 AM
It takes a whole new level of trust to allow someone else to make me toaster waffles.
1/15/2014 6:57:10 AM
1/15/2014 8:23:22 AM
un-funnyness aside, I think I'd actually play that game...
1/15/2014 8:42:49 AM
i think i good luck chucked another one
1/15/2014 9:02:43 AM
I'm already ready to go home
1/15/2014 9:07:58 AM
Have a coffee with a shot of booze.
1/15/2014 9:12:03 AM
sorrymy office is fresh out of shots of booze
1/15/2014 9:41:37 AM
Damn
1/15/2014 9:44:52 AM
OMFG FOB/PARAMORE TICKETS. THEY DIDN'T ALL GET SOLD OUT LIKE LAST TIMESQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1/15/2014 10:42:01 AM
^ get one for Jeepin4x4
1/15/2014 10:44:23 AM
LOL i'll go just to see Still Into You and then leave
1/15/2014 10:53:55 AM
1/15/2014 11:25:49 AM
Anyone else notice that facebook seems to have turned into a receptacle for people to post links that they find interesting?
1/15/2014 12:18:21 PM
yep.
1/15/2014 12:35:39 PM
I ate half a sandwich, and I feel like I'm going to explode. #whatiswrongwithme
1/15/2014 1:29:58 PM
I flew the almighty shitter for the first time today and it was awesome.
1/15/2014 5:03:57 PM
You flew a toilet?
1/15/2014 5:22:26 PM
No, I flew this: [Edited on January 15, 2014 at 6:31 PM. Reason : wtf]
1/15/2014 6:30:42 PM
tired, I should go to bed but I know I'll be up another 2 hours
1/15/2014 9:44:14 PM
This is so annoying.
1/15/2014 10:06:09 PM
1/15/2014 10:24:45 PM
just did my taxes
1/16/2014 12:13:16 AM
wide awake - mind is racingbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1/16/2014 3:44:54 AM
I, too, can't stand those home maker salaries.
1/16/2014 7:13:20 AM
15 bucks an hour to post on Facebook.
1/16/2014 7:21:51 AM
How much do you get paid to post on Tww and Facebook?
1/16/2014 9:44:53 AM
lol CEO of shit cleaning and breast feeding
1/16/2014 9:46:01 AM
Other than the daycare teacher and van driver, I do all these things for my household in addition to working 45-50 hours at a professional job. They just have more time to do it.
1/16/2014 9:53:06 AM
obviously you should post infographics that illustrate how underpaid you are for doing all those things
1/16/2014 9:55:36 AM
she would if she had time
1/16/2014 10:00:20 AM
that chart seems off, but then again i'm going to be the household cook there.
1/16/2014 10:25:00 AM
dude, has anyone ever gotten the jackpot on the candy crush daily booster wheel? I always get a damn chocolate
1/16/2014 10:51:44 AM
I got the jackpot one time. But I mostly get lollipop hammers or fish, neither of which I really use.
1/16/2014 11:54:22 AM
hooray for a $16,000 bill from Rex. I wonder how much insurance will knock it down
1/16/2014 1:51:32 PM
I fucking hate this big ass zit on my forehead.
1/16/2014 2:22:21 PM
2^ dont scare me like that
1/16/2014 2:41:13 PM
2daystillvegas..calm down remyonly bringing non-functional glass with me..cubes, pendants..no pipes[Edited on January 16, 2014 at 5:52 PM. Reason : sdfa]
1/16/2014 5:47:40 PM
1/16/2014 10:44:39 PM
Jeebus. Was that the hospital bill? Our estimate was 8k at rex. (Not including last week's stay)[Edited on January 16, 2014 at 10:49 PM. Reason : .]
1/16/2014 10:47:35 PM
just trying to dream up some more rude trolly shit to post before I go to sleep
1/17/2014 12:22:55 AM
12 years ago today I was robbed at gunpoint and locked in a cooler. I found refuge at Maugan and NCSUjew's apartment and stayed there for three days.story: http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/100809/
1/17/2014 8:21:29 AM
My mom is a bank manager and she was robbed at gunpoint and everyone was shut in the vault. It really messed her up for a while. Glad you aren't completely fucked up bee gees.
1/17/2014 8:24:37 AM
very cool glassssssss!^^ yikes I actually had no idea
1/17/2014 8:33:24 AM
not completely fucked up
1/17/2014 8:52:03 AM
don't try to shove begonias into a fridge now, she will freak out and karate your ass through a wall
1/17/2014 8:55:39 AM
8k for hospital is right for vaginal delivery. But if you get an epidural, add anesthesiologist. Then there's the OB's fee for the delivery & prenatal visits. And then the pediatric physician bill for seeing your child after birth. I also had a radiologist bill bc we thought I had a blood clot in my leg after. Total was somewhere between 15-18k before insurance iirc. Vaginal delivery 2 day stay.
1/17/2014 9:17:45 AM
Thanks! I know we can't do anything about it but it is nice to have some idea.
1/17/2014 9:20:58 AM
I'm so tried of seeing articles/statuses about the faulty execution in Ohio1. each time I see a new version of the article, the time he allegedly suffered gets longer and longer (originally 15 minutes, now 25 minutes)2. HE KIDNAPPED, RAPED, AND STABBED TO DEATH A PREGNANT NEWLYWED sorrynotsorry[Edited on January 17, 2014 at 11:19 AM. Reason : balls]
1/17/2014 11:16:46 AM