1/1/2014 11:07:14 PM

jaZon, his excuse/reasoning:

Quote :

""I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well-made. I hate small portions of anything, particularly when they taste bad. This drink's my own invention. I'm going to patent it when I can think of a good name.""

But also, if you make a martini that's just vodka and a bit of shaved ice and lime juice, it's very strong.

Very.

1/2/2014 1:43:55 AM

haha, nice

Blah, the extent of my social life for the past year has been work and facebook. It's pathetic. I'm blaming the regression in social skills caused by that for how I'm completely fucking things up with this girl at the moment

1/2/2014 2:15:53 AM

Quote :

"I just remembered that a few weeks ago I had 2-3 blackouts. I could feel them coming on somehow. During one I was talking to someone on facebook and was like, "oh shit, i think i'm about to blackout" then I remember coming in and out of it for a few seconds and then I was fine about 10 minutes later. Somehow I carried on the conversation during this, but it was obvious something was wrong with me. Scared the fuck out of the person I was conversing with."

maybe you should talk to a doctor about that, for real.

1/2/2014 11:44:23 AM

I kinda just want to sit in my apartment and be a waste of life this weekend.

Unfortunately, I'm supposed to be going out tomorrow night and I have a date on Saturday. Damn, I'm an ungrateful bastard.

1/2/2014 11:54:42 AM

So jealous of people in Colorado

1/2/2014 12:04:53 PM

My dog finally took a massive shit this morning and he no longer smells like dead fish. Glorious!

1/2/2014 12:14:34 PM

gland problem?

1/2/2014 12:58:30 PM

It was only a gland problem because he wouldn't shit. He's had a bug or something the last few days. I think its almost gone now and he finally took a shit (first shit in about 2 or 3 days).

1/2/2014 1:47:38 PM

Well yeah, sorry that's what I meant. The thing that you have to watch sometimes with that is that they will almost flat-out refuse to go if the gland problem gets too bad/painful which obviously just makes it worse.

1/2/2014 1:58:04 PM

Looking at how much I cleaned up the apartment, one would think I had a date coming over, but nooo... I was just tired of my roommate's filth

1/2/2014 4:40:28 PM

I am in a food rut. I don't really want to eat much of anything besides bread. The weird part is that I really like all kinds of food, but I can't get my taste buds interested in variety lately.

1/2/2014 4:52:38 PM

Looking for a damask striped-sheet set is soooo difficult. It needs to be not too expensive but still somewhat comfy. Wish someone could help me.....

1/2/2014 6:13:04 PM

so glad to go back to work today...even if we were swamped

1/2/2014 6:47:30 PM

I wish I would have been born/raised in Montana. Dammit Bozeman is a fun town

1/2/2014 6:54:09 PM

Quote :

"maybe you should talk to a doctor about that, for real."

- I've had way too many random health problems lately.

And I REALLY don't want to go to this wedding this weekend

[Edited on January 2, 2014 at 7:30 PM. Reason : ]

1/2/2014 7:29:13 PM

Fuck

[Edited on January 2, 2014 at 8:15 PM. Reason : ...]

1/2/2014 8:15:02 PM

TV shopping is overwhelming. Not to mentioned I already picked the TV I want but the husband is still comparing and deciding. At least we both like the same brand.

1/2/2014 8:24:44 PM

i let my significant other do most of the comparison shopping. we got a samsung.

1/2/2014 8:35:58 PM

Why the hell am I so oblivious when women go out of their way to show that they're into me?

[Edited on January 2, 2014 at 8:42 PM. Reason : ]

1/2/2014 8:42:12 PM

it's called 'overthinking this shit.'

1/2/2014 8:49:00 PM

hahaha, I mean just in general. I'm always oblivious and people have to point it out to me or I think back way later and realize it.

1/2/2014 9:07:20 PM

We are in to the LGs right now. The one I want is very similar to the one he wants. Main difference is mine is Google TV or whatever and the magic remote has a qwerty keyboard on it.

1/2/2014 9:08:24 PM

we just got a good ol fashioned hdtv. not ready for all of this smart stuff.

1/2/2014 9:09:08 PM

The one he likes is a smart tv as well just not classified as Google. I honestly dont know what difference that makes which is why im not making the decision. The fancy remote was awesome though.


Apparently there are Ultra HD TVs out now. But we can't spend 4k.

[Edited on January 2, 2014 at 9:19 PM. Reason : .]

1/2/2014 9:18:54 PM

We bought a Sony 70" HDTV refurbished
from Tiger Direct online a couple days ago


http://m.tigerdirect.com/products/8370227

1/2/2014 9:21:52 PM

Holy crap. 70 inches is huge! We have a tiny town house living room. Husband wants 50 or 55. Im actually fine with 47. That is a good price though.

1/2/2014 9:24:18 PM

ours is 46, i think. way too big for this small living room.

[Edited on January 2, 2014 at 9:31 PM. Reason : ]

1/2/2014 9:31:09 PM

^^Within the next few years, everybody is going to have an enormous TV regardless of how small their homes/rooms are.

If you guys are as strapped as you claim with a baby on the way, you should probably buy a really cheap and/or used TV to hold you over until the big ones get cheap. You could probably mention to a few family people that your TV broke, and someone might give you one of their extras for free (cause they want to buy a new one).

Anyway, I'm just sayin...I thought you said you were so "poor" that you couldn't afford your healthy snack chips.

1/2/2014 9:35:19 PM

We are poor because we we just paid off all our debt and dont want to go in to anymore debt before or hospital bills. This will not go on a credit card. We bought our new furniture with our Christmas bonuses and this will be purchased with our tax refund. If we dont get a refund we wont get a TV. Well at least not one like mentioned above. We have money set aside for a dining room table and I am giving my husband that towards his TV. It really is a matter of priorities. We want a certain amount in savings so we wont take from that but we have cut all other forms of entertainment like cable and Hurricanes season tickets, a TV is really a pretty inexpensive form of hours of entertainment.


I remember complaining that eating healthy was expensive. And it is. A 5 dollar bag of root vegetable chips is not worth it. For 5 dollars I can get a bag of raw broccoli and raw carrots that will last me way longer and is probably much better for me.

[Edited on January 2, 2014 at 9:49 PM. Reason : .]

1/2/2014 9:44:02 PM

I see. It sounds like you're not poor at all. And, if you don't have cable, then I imagine you would want the smart TV stuff.

1/2/2014 10:00:07 PM

For my birthday next month, I'm going attempt the Ferrero Rocher cake.

1/2/2014 10:01:56 PM

Good practice for when you make me a cake.

1/2/2014 10:02:39 PM

When it comes to things like 5 dollar bags of chips we are poor. We have different budgets for different parts of our household.

And individually I am definitely poor. As couple we manage quite well. As I said, our priority has been paying off debt and we budgeted very tightly for food. Our last TV lasted 9.5 years. We will invest in something good rather than buy something cheap.

1/2/2014 10:05:15 PM

If you think veggie chips are healthy, you've been reading the wrong fitness mags

1/2/2014 10:08:25 PM

yeah even "poor" people can budget for things like TV's. (and of course i assume we are talking about the first world definition of "poor")

1/2/2014 10:09:18 PM

Definitely, Smath. And yes, acraw. I know. I don't remember when the hell I made a comment about those chips, maybe Bridget can find it. At one point I had given up white potatoes so maybe it was around that time.


Looks like I was comparing the price of my bag of terra chips to the price of a 5 gallon bucket of cheeseballs. I think the terra chips definitely win out in that case as far as which is healthier. Also, that post was 8 months ago. Our circumstances have changed drastically since then.

[Edited on January 2, 2014 at 10:27 PM. Reason : .]

1/2/2014 10:11:15 PM

I like finding out when people don't like me even when I'm nice to them. It makes me just turn up the niceness to outrageous levels just to be annoyingly spiteful as shit.

And if this chick keeps asking me to go to her church I will burn it down.

[Edited on January 3, 2014 at 1:45 AM. Reason : ]

1/3/2014 1:44:52 AM

1/3/2014 8:37:10 AM

^aint that the truth!

1/3/2014 8:50:28 AM

It is colder than a woman's heart outside.

Also I want to go back to sleep.

1/3/2014 9:32:31 AM

it's "witch's titty"

Also it's 10 degrees where I am I ain't going to work, snowed in

1/3/2014 9:45:56 AM

I've heard both, but my dad always said colder than a woman's heart.

Could be because he is twice divorced.

1/3/2014 9:59:24 AM

I would support that one

1/3/2014 10:00:10 AM

my heart hurts

1/3/2014 1:06:19 PM

Im sorry

That picture is too big.

1/3/2014 1:17:35 PM

now that i have my new outside renovations, i REALLY want to redo the inside...

but i'm no DIY'er


perhaps i can find it in me somewhere

1/3/2014 2:10:07 PM

i was avoiding shrinking it down.

but here, i'll help work to a new page

1/3/2014 2:16:07 PM

I need to eat lunch but the little goober won't sleep so I am just grabbing snacks when possible.

1/3/2014 2:31:03 PM

Finding an airplane bottle in the back of the freezer is the most exciting thing that has happened to me all week.

1/3/2014 2:52:06 PM