That is awesome.It has been an epicly long week. Please oh please come quickly, 5pm.
9/6/2013 1:39:14 PM
Scheduled a vasectomy today and I think I might be happier about the prospect of 48 hours of mandatory bed rest and a gun full of blanks than I should be.
9/6/2013 3:28:04 PM
^^^ That .gif is AWESOME!! Loveeeee me some kittens! Also, got my parking pass for the game tomorrow from my honey! [Edited on September 6, 2013 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]
9/6/2013 3:30:04 PM
I would really like to stop waking up on my own at 5am just to be super tired again by 9am.
9/7/2013 6:01:55 AM
smoothie overload
9/7/2013 11:14:50 AM
9/7/2013 1:25:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnXeZclbO68
9/7/2013 2:34:37 PM
Bryan Adametz and Ethan Ogburn are signing autographs at my cousins' grand opening of their elite baseball/softball training facilities which is right next to my mom's house. Loveeee it!
9/7/2013 2:51:30 PM
my legs feel like jelly
9/7/2013 8:52:33 PM
this is the kind of morning i wish i was at the beach or the lake so i could sit out on the porch at sunrise with a cup of coffee...i love cool, clear, fall-like mornings
9/8/2013 6:36:43 AM
That sounds perfect!It's a great day to be alive. I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes!
9/8/2013 6:54:33 AM
Misunderestimated how long English muffins take to make because I forgot they need a third rise. It's still brunch at 2 p.m., right?
9/8/2013 1:15:31 PM
Just cut my foot on the iPad charger. Wtffffff^i could wait if you're cooking
9/8/2013 2:54:06 PM
We just finished eating. We watched a cooking show where they made eggs Benedict last week and Aaron's been wanting it ever since. So I decided today was the day. My hollandaise wasn't the best, but I was also out of lemons so meh.
9/8/2013 3:40:51 PM
I've only ever made sauce with the packets, not from scratch. That's how my parents always made it so I still find it to be quite delicious. It's a holiday tradition so I don't have it often, but I did have it for brunch twice on our trip They were both OK, as far as the sauce goes. I never make poached eggs at home, because I always break them, so that was a nice treat. [Edited on September 8, 2013 at 3:57 PM. Reason : ]
9/8/2013 3:55:51 PM
I don't think my parents even know what hollandaise is. We never ate it growing up. The first Benedict I had was in Asheville about 3 years ago. I made a roasted serrano hollandaise shortly after that, which was pretty baller. So now the regular kind is a little boring to me Aaron poached the eggs for me. Brownie points.
9/8/2013 4:08:09 PM
9/8/2013 5:16:26 PM
Eeeee. Such an exciting weekend!
9/8/2013 7:23:32 PM
9/8/2013 7:37:35 PM
today was a lot of fun...I'm giving a toast to the dolphins
9/8/2013 10:24:36 PM
I think it's great this guy is about to adopt, but in the bed shirtless selfies with captions "imam be a daddy" is....awkward for everyone.
9/9/2013 8:17:17 AM
yup, pretty sure I broke my toe this weekend. dammit
9/9/2013 8:21:53 AM
Yard is looking better. Now I need to clean and rescreen the back porch, but there are way too many spiders.
9/9/2013 8:24:49 AM
I don't like spiders.
9/9/2013 8:27:49 AM
Me either. Before we put up a fence, some stray dogs tore the screen trying to get to the cats. Next thing we know, our screened porch is a moth trap and spider all you can eat bar.
9/9/2013 8:30:02 AM
Spray that shit. Or get new cats that actually do their job.
9/9/2013 8:36:15 AM
9/9/2013 10:24:41 AM
MONDAY
9/9/2013 11:02:09 AM
I wonder if there's a correlation between the number of apple slices dipped in honey you eat and how great your new year will be? After all the slices I've eaten in the past few days I better have a sweet year.
9/9/2013 11:41:28 AM
My perm is already falling out.
9/9/2013 2:35:20 PM
waiting for a phone call/e-mail is the worst thing ever. FWP!!!!!!^^^^i always called it that when i was a kid, and it was fitting because my family only ever made it around xmas time [Edited on September 9, 2013 at 5:06 PM. Reason : ]
9/9/2013 5:05:58 PM
punchmonk wins the prize for being the first one to RSVP
9/9/2013 6:00:40 PM
WAT!? I didn't get one you guys obviously hate me
9/9/2013 6:23:52 PM
We only got 3/4 of them out on Friday because they took a long time to stuff. The rest went out this morning. That and we hate you.
9/9/2013 6:25:13 PM
Screw it. I'm done with grading papers.
9/9/2013 7:31:49 PM
Sore throat and nothing in the house I can take except Tylenol. Boo.
9/9/2013 8:39:57 PM
I like when I can hear the nearby bomb range at night. Reminds me of thunder.
9/9/2013 11:44:05 PM
awwwww BUBhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgi1ZiVXWYI
9/9/2013 11:48:29 PM
My gmail no longer has the new social and promotional tabs and I have no idea why.
9/10/2013 12:23:07 AM
I despise fall allergy season. It has progressively gotten worse than spring allergy season for me. Stupid post-nasal drip. At least I'm not actually sick.
9/10/2013 7:45:06 AM
he has been found
9/10/2013 8:37:05 AM
The candle light vigils can stop now
9/10/2013 9:18:30 AM
Watch what you say to someone with nothing. It's almost like having it all.
9/10/2013 9:37:05 AM
boss - I really hate when I have to work in the lab on your whiney music mood daysme - k *cranks dubstep as loud as possible*
9/10/2013 12:46:26 PM
i wonder how many times a day time warner cable reps get cussed out
9/10/2013 12:47:00 PM
My cell phone charger worked fine yesterday, but then I got it caught on the door knob as I was leaving out of a room, and now it won't work today. However, the light comes on, but it won't charge. Charging a phone through my computer is sooooo SLOW.
9/10/2013 1:44:17 PM
can always just replace the battery each time it gets drained!
9/10/2013 1:45:49 PM
at this point im pretty sure no news is bad news
9/10/2013 1:54:02 PM
Girl you wrong for postin that picture of you and your friend. You aint had to do that to her you coulda used a little cropping. What a shame.
9/10/2013 4:14:18 PM
For the first time ever.... Tww doesn't care about the new iPhone launch.Lol looks like a flop apple.
9/10/2013 4:17:15 PM