^ sure, shoot me a PM

11/25/2013 7:06:39 PM

Son of a bitch. Fine, you will get my confessions. And you can be trusted with them?

Like, for real?

LOL

11/25/2013 7:12:09 PM

Sure thing. I promise I will not post them.



You're acting like you haven't known me for years

11/25/2013 7:16:00 PM

AHA, you're acting like you don't routinely post cruel things to me.

11/25/2013 7:17:33 PM

Whatever. That's done out of love. And only in public.


I'd image if I started posting nice things to you in public, you would be equally concerned about my motives.

11/25/2013 7:25:03 PM

Alright. Prepare yourself for some lengthy PMs about my profound intimacy issues and moderate Simon & Simon obsession.

11/25/2013 7:34:51 PM

This page sucks. Somebody fix it.

11/25/2013 7:37:42 PM

LOL

11/25/2013 7:38:34 PM

Here is a confession. Bridget says she will mail you sour patch kids and they never show up.

11/25/2013 8:52:12 PM

WTF, that was a secret Secret Santa thing, and we're not even close to Christmas.

11/25/2013 9:10:33 PM

This ought to help pick things back up a bit. Awesome confession. Totally jealous.

Quote :

"So my wife and I decided to try out the LifeStyle (being a swinger). We have a great sex life. I couldn't ask for more really, but we are both craving some diversity in our sex lives. Last weekend we went to a LS on premise club. It was pretty fuckin awesome. We went with a group of young couples, all very attractive, that we had met on a LS website. Everything was pretty normal until we went to the VIP area. They have this vouyer room where people were having sex and switching off while other people watched. It was incredibly hot. We didn't swap but we did have sex with each other in the vouyer room. It was basically a full on orgy. This weekend we are going on our first date with a couple we met there. We also got a hotel room and if things click we will have same room sex with the other couple. We are excited but also nervous. So far the experience has been amazing. It's like couple dating which is kind of cool. You basically get to eat your cake and have it too. "

11/25/2013 10:11:05 PM

lol you made it seem like you were sending them ASAP

11/25/2013 10:12:04 PM

That last one was either qntmfred, sparky, or Smath74

11/25/2013 10:15:03 PM

It's a sad, sad day when a married couple has more sex partners than I do.

I wouldn't mind a green inbox, by the way.

11/26/2013 8:29:25 AM

just got one!! Awesome!

Quote :

"Yesterday evening, I sustained an injury on the left side of my posterior while attempting my version of Wrecking Ball. My moves were extra energetic and really just bizarre. I slipped in my socks and missed the couch by like an inch. I did not break my hip so I'm pleased to report that I'm not old yet, just stupid, which is pretty sweet."

11/27/2013 2:20:04 PM

i'll take a confession

11/27/2013 2:21:25 PM

I'll also take confessions and any sympathy/attention y'all can give me for my ass injury.

11/27/2013 2:43:23 PM

Quote :

"i love yoga. it's completely changed my life. I am totally NOT the guy you'd think would be into it. also, good luck with your ass."

11/27/2013 3:01:07 PM

you dickholes never send me any

11/27/2013 3:04:12 PM

^^BigHitSunday?

11/27/2013 6:26:36 PM

lol true

11/28/2013 4:15:51 PM

I haven't been around much lately but I'm always open for a confession

12/5/2013 6:44:42 PM

Got one!

Quote :

"I love McDonald's. I'm probably more ashamed of this than many other things I've done in my life. "

12/5/2013 8:07:38 PM

I love McDonald's too and I'm not afraid to admit it! They have two new burgers on their value menu, one has fritos on it and the other is some kind of grilled onion concoction. They are both delicious!

12/5/2013 8:39:07 PM

Quote :

"Got out of a very long relationship earlier this year...have my first real date tonight and I'm nervous as shit. This is a shitty confession but I have absolutely no clue what to do. Is it bad that I'll be over the moon if I can just get a kiss???"

I missed this confession from yesterday. I'ma bump this thread later on, too.

12/6/2013 7:43:33 AM

^I feel a follow-up to this one should be sent. Hope it went well!

12/6/2013 8:35:55 AM

lol the first real date I went on after getting out of a long term relationship was a disaster.

12/6/2013 9:32:36 AM

I've had a lot of first dates that ended up like showing up for an interview or interrogation.

12/6/2013 10:07:11 AM

i still get nervous as shit on first dates. but that's part of the excitement and once i'm there it's fine. i'm still shy about approaching women though. always will be.

12/6/2013 10:09:23 AM

^ This

12/6/2013 10:23:14 AM

my last first date started out in a hotel room and our first kiss was lying down on a bed...


just go straight to the sex, it helps get rid of the nervousness

12/6/2013 10:31:22 AM

The date is actually tonight so there's still time for advice.

12/6/2013 10:32:27 AM

don't text her immediately after the first date saying you wish you had a chance to get closer to her and suggest going a "darker more romantic place"

12/6/2013 10:45:49 AM

what'd you end up telling him in response?

12/6/2013 10:49:22 AM

I went into immediate block mode. thats not even worth a response.

12/6/2013 10:53:44 AM

If the author is hoping for a kiss, I would highly advise him/her not to overly aggressive about it and only go in for it if the moment is right. If the moment is right, you'll know.

12/6/2013 10:58:48 AM

Feel free to PM me any confessions. Posted 30 minutes after you sending them, or your money back!

12/6/2013 12:31:58 PM

Feel free to PM me any confessions. Posted 20 minutes after you sending them, or your money back!

12/6/2013 12:47:34 PM

don't send me shit.

12/6/2013 12:48:45 PM

Quote :

"my last first date started out in a hotel room and our first kiss was lying down on a bed... "

12/6/2013 2:32:28 PM

I'm afraid we can't expect any updates on tonight's date. The confider lost a loved one today.

12/6/2013 6:13:30 PM

why is bbehe posting about him and Minka.

12/6/2013 6:42:05 PM

srsly

12/7/2013 12:40:51 AM

12/7/2013 1:03:00 AM

my last first date ended with one of those weird side hugs with a little pat on the shoulder...

what a weirdo

12/7/2013 9:55:28 PM

My last first date ended with no physical contact whatsoever.

12/7/2013 9:59:11 PM

My last first date ended with no physical contact whatsoever.

12/7/2013 10:05:52 PM

my last first date ended with a handshake

which is, like, worse than no physical contact whatsoever

12/7/2013 10:52:45 PM

My last first date was quite a while ago. We unexpectedly ended up back at my place, which was surprisingly clean and presentable...except for the pile of pizza boxes and empty beer cases that literally reached the ceiling.

"I, uh, like to get drunk and eat pizza."

Also, no physical contact whatsoever.

^LOL

12/7/2013 10:59:39 PM

My last first date ended with a kiss. A few dates in, I was getting my balls tickled.

12/7/2013 11:16:07 PM