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3/16/2013 12:02:45 PM

confessions, please

3/16/2013 12:55:53 PM

Quote :

"I'm a guy, I don't seek out anal sex with girls like I think most guys do. I mean, I'll do the damn thing if asked. But honestly it sometimes feels "sludgy" to me, and I have had about 4 shitdick experiences in my life, and its a complete turn off."

i also got another confession, but it was completely disgusting and inappropriate for tww, so i've decided not to post it. you know who you are and you should feel ashamed for even sending such filth to my inbox.

3/16/2013 3:34:13 PM

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"I sat down to take my AM double today, and the 'ole meat stick got a little too close to the toilet rim and there was incidental contact with leftover pubes from an anonymous coworker. Ew...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww FOREVER UNCLEAN!"

[Edited on March 16, 2013 at 3:42 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on March 16, 2013 at 3:43 PM. Reason : see also message_topic.aspx?topic=598925]

3/16/2013 3:42:29 PM

Taking confessions

3/16/2013 3:44:17 PM

I'll post it!!!

3/16/2013 3:59:25 PM

bump-

3/16/2013 9:45:44 PM

Quote :

"I will listen to jbbrick3 because just as long as he always comes out as the little pitbull he is, his advice is golden. If anyone ever says that they are not sexually or physically attracted to people after they settledown are full of bullshit but if you go and read the definition of insecure, you will find what you just described as the cheater is the exact definition of insecure. "

Word. I can go along with insecure = weak.

3/17/2013 9:58:28 AM

Quote :

"I totally ejaculated all over this girl's abdominals ealier today. It all ran down her side and onto her comforter. She was all like, "GODDAMN SON! HOW MUCH POURED OUT OF YOU! " I was all and . I don't think she's too pissed at me for having to clean her comforter... again... lol. I'll find out when I see her tonight! "

3/17/2013 3:02:55 PM

^follow-up to above:

Quote :

"Oh yeah. She was totally not pissed. Round two and three went off without a hitch! "

3/18/2013 8:26:38 PM

i dont think we care :-/

3/18/2013 8:29:15 PM

^^^^^^^^^Most guys seek out anal sex?

[Edited on March 18, 2013 at 8:33 PM. Reason : .]

3/18/2013 8:29:51 PM

^^

3/18/2013 8:29:54 PM

to the dude who knows about his buddy cheating with an intern....just tell your wife and make her deal with it

3/19/2013 8:52:09 AM

^ true dat. If the wife has bad judgement his life is fucked anyway, so might as well leave it to her, cross your fingers, and hope you picked a good one.

3/19/2013 11:17:10 AM

keep the fuck out of it

that includes involving your fucking wife, too

not your business

is your life perfect? probably not.

3/19/2013 11:23:32 AM

oh snaps I got a confession!

Quote :

"I'm tired of ddk always bitching about being poor. Suck it up and either make money or get knocked up by a millionaire like every other woman in the US."

3/19/2013 11:57:26 AM

really. they were too pussy to just say that in the chatterbox?

and sorry I don't whore myself out like every other women in the US apparently does. I'm afraid of the herp a derp

3/19/2013 12:18:04 PM

Quote :

" If the wife has bad judgement his life is fucked anyway, so might as well leave it to her, cross your fingers, and hope you picked a good one."

A joke, right?

3/19/2013 12:19:24 PM

I'll take a confession

3/19/2013 12:21:52 PM

Got a confession:

Quote :

"I had a dream of kissing a butterface girl last night. In the dream I fought dating her...but it was quite nice once I let my defenses down. It was the most real dream of kissing someone I've ever had. It was intense. I've been pretty scared about dating again...and I think this was signaling that I should get back out there. "

3/19/2013 1:51:25 PM

woot...another

Quote :

"So I came across a subreddit recently, called "no fap" and after some research I decided to partake. It's been a month and half since I've fapped. I've still been having sex about once or twice a week, and the orgasms are the best I've ever had. I don't even think about jerking off or watching pr0n anymore. "

3/19/2013 3:37:19 PM

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"I recently went shopping for a shirt and saw that the one I wanted was on sale (75% off), but my size wasn't in stock. A few clothing racks away were the same exact shirts with one in my size... but these were not on sale... strange (I even asked). So I took one of the shirts on sale, and one of the non-sale shirts, to the dressing room, carefully removed the sale sticker (the type that has slits so you're not supposed to be able to transfer it) from the one shirt and put it on the one in my size. "

3/21/2013 1:53:01 PM

Quote :

"I'm in a long distance relationship with a girl that I really care about, but last night I cheated on her, twice. With two different girls. I don't think this long distance thing is gonna work..."

oh dag

3/24/2013 2:31:10 PM

^^I just bought some cat food earlier today. On the 7 lb dry food bag there was a coupon for a free can of wet cat food too. I peeled the sticker off and used it with a 3 lb bag of dry food instead. I was all like until I looked at the coupon and saw that it actually applied to the 3 lb bag too.

3/24/2013 7:16:48 PM

I want the dirtiest of the dirtiest confessions. Something barely acceptable for most people to appreciate.

3/24/2013 8:04:38 PM

Instead I'd sending those confessions to ComputerGuy, send them to me instead. Thanks.

3/24/2013 8:07:13 PM

EMCE, why do you take the few things I live for in this life.

3/24/2013 8:14:14 PM

Quote :

"id fuck computerguy"

3/24/2013 8:17:59 PM

Quote :

"No clue what BridgetSPK looks like, but I'd go down on her"

3/24/2013 8:46:01 PM

^^I only hope it was a female that said that.

3/24/2013 8:58:03 PM

Quote :

"I recently met a woman online, on accident, who I have developed an interest in over the past month or so. Unfortunately she lives on the other side of the country. We text, snapchat, or skype every day and we get along really well. Anyway, I started talking to her friend who is her bff. It's gotten to the point where I actually talk to him more than I talk to her, and I actually find we have more interests. I've always flirted with gay guys, but didnt think much of it besides just considering myself an attention whore. However, I think I may have a thing for asian guys. Im starting to develop feelings for him and talking to him is the highlight of my day. However he has a boyfriend currently. But he claims he is planning on breaking up with him. On a day to day basis Im confused which one of them I like more, A, the girl, or M, the guy. They both want me to come visit soon, which I could do. But I am worried about what would happen. I would probably hook up with whichever I could first. But then if I decided im interested in the other one, will it ruin my chances with them? Sincerely, sexually confused."

3/27/2013 9:24:23 AM

that sounds like a great beginning to a horror movie. enjoy getting murdered in a basement when you go visit these complete random people you met on the internet a month ago.

3/27/2013 9:29:02 AM

or the beginning to an awkward porno

3/27/2013 10:16:09 AM

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"Tell DDK that ive banged enough women that Ive met on the internet to not be worried about that."

3/27/2013 11:07:34 AM

^^^^that's from lewisje

[Edited on March 27, 2013 at 11:16 AM. Reason : .]

3/27/2013 11:16:37 AM

even though it's not

3/27/2013 11:18:16 AM

haha just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't. all it takes is one psycho.

but I really don't care die how you lived. fucking stupidly.

3/27/2013 11:30:56 AM

Fuckin is fuckin

-Yung Ghandi

Im Krallum and I approved this message

3/27/2013 11:37:06 AM

The Asian guy is Manti Teo

3/27/2013 10:17:09 PM

Why are you wanting to mess with someone in a relationship? Come on. Asian guys make up most of the population on earth, right? So there has to be another one, right?

3/27/2013 10:52:34 PM

you wouldnt go down on bridget

stop that.

3/27/2013 10:53:34 PM

ask qntmfred if there are two whole continents full of punchmonks

3/28/2013 3:01:16 PM

hey i got an unexpected one...

Quote :

"This girl who tried to hook me up with coke (semi-unrequested) next week is being thrown upon me. I feel like this is off to a bad start..."

3/29/2013 2:24:26 PM

whooot....got another one...

Quote :

"Girlfriend of over 3 years confessed to me that while she "still is in love with me", she has been fantasizing about hooking up with someone she works with over the past week.... She spends 20 hours per week working with said guy (they are in a show together) while we only get to see each other once or twice during the weekend (because of said show). I don't know what to think. I'm afraid this is the beginning of the end of our relationship."

4/5/2013 9:33:00 AM

fantasies are normal, but the fact that she told you about them is worrisome. You could be right, but talking with her about it is a good first step to find out where you two are headed.

There's always the open relationship option, find yourself your own office tryst.

4/5/2013 10:37:08 AM

I don't know, I thinking her telling him is a cry for attention and maybe she's telling him in hopes that it'll help stop whatever is leading her down that path. Plus she's being truthful about her feelings and what's going on, it's better than lying or not trying.

4/5/2013 11:26:41 AM

she's already cheated on him

this is just a signal to him to try to lessen the blow when she comes clean

4/5/2013 11:30:24 AM

I dont think she has. I think she's just having issues and is trying to work them out and talk them over with the person she loves the most.

[Edited on April 5, 2013 at 11:34 AM. Reason : kisses for everyone!]

4/5/2013 11:32:29 AM

dump her

4/5/2013 11:35:52 AM