What do moths eat? Can you find moth snacks at work?
1/11/2011 8:48:00 AM
Obviously that one came across as smart assed as well, my apologies. Hopefully it is clear that I was simply kidding.
1/11/2011 9:17:07 AM
took nyquil last nightnow there are crumbs in my bedapparently ate some sort of bread like object in my bed last night
1/13/2011 11:28:00 AM
1/13/2011 11:34:18 AM
what is that
1/13/2011 11:38:30 AM
it's liz lemon sleep eating. like Jen did last night.
1/13/2011 11:40:16 AM
ate way too much, now i got that itis
1/15/2011 8:09:02 PM
Starving in front of a fully stocked vending machine with only a $20 bill
1/19/2011 3:27:04 PM
i had to cut off all my fingernails down below my finger tips because the only thing i can't stand more than a ragged fingernail is fingernails of a different length...now i can't scratch anything [Edited on January 25, 2011 at 11:05 AM. Reason : or pick my nose ]
1/25/2011 10:58:37 AM
Wouldn't it be easier to pick your nose with short fingernails?
1/25/2011 2:06:01 PM
but i currently have NO fingernails
1/25/2011 2:08:10 PM
So, what's covering the tops of your fingers?
1/25/2011 2:09:35 PM
dragon teeth
1/25/2011 2:12:25 PM
I'm unmotivated*sigh*
1/25/2011 2:13:36 PM
Can't you just use your finger to pick your nose?
1/25/2011 2:13:40 PM
NO!
1/25/2011 2:15:11 PM
Fuck, I am have a braindead moment.What looks most appropriate?Ham n' CheeseHam 'n CheeseorHam 'n' Cheese?
1/25/2011 2:15:14 PM
1/25/2011 2:15:19 PM
How about a pen?
1/25/2011 2:17:58 PM
now that's just nasty
1/25/2011 2:20:25 PM
Psh, I bet it's cleaner than your finger.
1/25/2011 2:20:53 PM
1/25/2011 2:35:57 PM
It's obviously ham 'n' cheese. you're replacing the "a" and the "d" with apostrophes.
1/25/2011 2:39:20 PM
^[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 2:41 PM. Reason : though people care about what actually IS correct. Just what LOOKS better. ]
1/25/2011 2:39:44 PM
ham 'n cheese looks right to me.
1/25/2011 2:43:15 PM
I'm pretty sure it could be Ham 'n Cheese if you put ham into cheesebut not many people may buy that
1/25/2011 2:44:04 PM
Nah, that's got to be the other way around for reference: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rock+n+roll?show=1&t=1295984659[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 2:47 PM. Reason : same thing]
1/25/2011 2:46:04 PM
Cheese 'n Ham
1/25/2011 2:46:57 PM
my skirt is too big and my shirt won't stay tucked in
1/27/2011 12:28:31 PM
I have to hold my Harmony one Universal remote for 2.5 seconds to make sure everything is turned off..... WHY CANT IT BE INSTANT!!!????
1/27/2011 12:30:52 PM
It's cold in my apartment. I want to turn the heat up but don't want to get out from under the covers.
2/3/2011 12:09:36 PM
koreans only wolfpackgrrr knows what im talken about
2/3/2011 12:13:27 PM
2/3/2011 12:14:37 PM
Haha I was up and about earlier. Crawled under the covers while deciding what order to do my errands in today.
2/3/2011 12:17:08 PM
2/3/2011 1:35:33 PM
When I went to check on the heat while heading out turned out I never turned it back on yesterday. No wonder it was so cold
2/3/2011 1:52:48 PM
4 supremes in my box. the 4th is way undersized. not fair.
2/3/2011 2:07:10 PM
2/3/2011 2:09:43 PM
Only through season 2 of Dexter is on Netflix
2/3/2011 2:11:32 PM
I can't decide on how to spend my $1500 tax refund
2/8/2011 2:28:58 PM
invest it on a $7000 pizza with diamonds.
2/8/2011 2:49:36 PM
only if there's a groupon that'll save me $$$
2/8/2011 5:37:11 PM
My granola from La Farm was too sweet for my tastes
2/8/2011 5:38:06 PM
My cat took a nap on my cell phone. Now Swype keeps coming up with nonsensical words when I use it and won't delete the crap from its dictionary
2/23/2011 1:43:25 PM
I had to choose between gummy worms or gummy bears the other day
2/23/2011 1:46:47 PM
Do you highlight and delete the offending terms or are you just hoping they go away eventually?
2/23/2011 1:46:56 PM
I did the highlight and delete but they still come up.
2/23/2011 1:50:10 PM
my nonfat soy latte was actually a regular mocha and now i feel all bloated and farty!
2/23/2011 1:51:25 PM
2/23/2011 1:53:39 PM
lactose intolerance is unmanly?
2/23/2011 2:02:10 PM