top drawer:

9mm ruger
box of bullets
Sony PSP
GBA
assorted video games
various chargers
work awards
great grandfather's pocket watch

bottom drawer:

few bottles of lube
prostate massager (don't knock it til you try it)
condoms
flashlight (not for sexual purposes)
old boxes of checks I'll never use

7/24/2014 9:08:38 PM

the prostate massager is up the butt?

7/24/2014 9:11:26 PM

[Edited on July 24, 2014 at 10:23 PM. Reason : .]

7/24/2014 10:23:28 PM

Quote :

"Protection from snakes: this is why I carry"

this was my favorite part

ahaha

7/24/2014 10:30:08 PM

hahahaha i know that made me laugh too.

yah i tote around an AR-15 so I can 86 that rat snake who slithers out.

when did shovel become so ineffective at killing snakes?

also how the fuck are you gonna hit a snake with a 9mm? One of those handguns that shoots shotgun rounds, maybe.

7/24/2014 11:17:21 PM

[Edited on July 24, 2014 at 11:17 PM. Reason : DP]

7/24/2014 11:17:21 PM

Top Surface:

Lamp, bottle of water and coaster, breast pump, box of tissues, lavender hydrosol.

Drawer:

Clean breastmilk bottles and pump parts, hands free pump bra, nipple cream, therashells, breast pads, chapstick, hair ties, ear phones, birth control, pain meds, tums, beta blockers, burp cloths, pen, rutilated quartz worry stone, vibrator.

Cabinet:

Giant black maglite, heating pad, books, slippers.

[Edited on July 26, 2014 at 7:31 PM. Reason : more boob stuff.]

7/26/2014 7:21:54 PM

Mer

[Edited on July 26, 2014 at 7:23 PM. Reason : blech]

7/26/2014 7:22:52 PM

^ no lube?

7/26/2014 7:24:37 PM

That is in the husband's nightstand.

7/26/2014 7:29:53 PM

Seventeen Hitachi Magic Wands.

7/26/2014 9:09:19 PM

^

11/7/2014 2:43:35 PM

What I have learned from this thread is that my lack of need for lube makes me abnormal haha

11/7/2014 2:52:58 PM

Updates plz

6/15/2018 12:46:21 AM

Quote :

"great grandfather's pocket watch"

6/15/2018 3:55:31 AM

outside of the lube dunno

11/23/2020 1:33:16 PM