if you ever have kids, you might discover that it's not such a black and white world.
5/23/2011 4:08:34 PM
5/23/2011 4:24:21 PM
Since we want to talk about it here, I have a 3 year-old and timeout and taking away privileges has been incredibly effective. We're at the point that the threat (and her fully knowing that it's not an empty threat) of punishment is effective at dealing with most misbehavior. Even before timeout was feasible we found non-physical methods to modify behavior to be extremely effective (changing the situation or environment to make the behavior impossible or undesirable to her).
5/23/2011 4:36:54 PM
One thing is for sure:If no religion had ever called for circumcision or brought attention to the foreskin, no one would be doing it today.
5/23/2011 6:03:16 PM
^^ If you are not suggesting a law be passed against it, then what are you suggesting? The thread is about throwing people in jail for up to a year for circumcising their male children. That last statement means you are also against the ban described in the original post.^ And if no religion had called attention to the middle east, the "Jewish State" would probably still be New York and people probably wouldn't be blowing themselves up over it. [Edited on May 23, 2011 at 6:05 PM. Reason : .,.]
5/23/2011 6:03:20 PM
5/23/2011 6:16:36 PM
cutting the umbilical cord is barbaric irreversible mutilation!!1
5/23/2011 6:31:37 PM
the table at the bottom of the page here it up pretty nicelyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_effects_of_circumcision#Satisfactionergo, zero harm. religious ritual. 1st amendment. stop feeling bad about something you don't even fucking remember that has zero affect on your life except for your foreskin envyoh, and the Kim and Pang study? Widely criticized as being poorly designed and focusing on masturbation, not sex. DOH!
5/23/2011 6:50:00 PM
5/23/2011 7:55:35 PM
our children are not old enough for us to ask them to consent to the procedure. But other cultures do wait. Would you accept the procedure being done on an 8 year old consenting to the procedure because they don't know any better as is common in some 3rd world countries?I am assuming you miss-spoke when you said "Do you agree that unnecessary medical procedures are assault?" As if we should go out and arrest all the nation's plastic surgeons. Also, you missed this very relevant question:"If you are not suggesting a law be passed against it, then what are you suggesting? The thread is about throwing people in jail for up to a year for circumcising their male children. That last statement means you are also against the ban described in the original post." As such, it seems your only goal is to get the rest of us to acknowledge your disapproval of the practice. Well, i agree with you. I will never circumcise my children. But I am also deeply opposed to depriving children of their parents over this issue. [Edited on May 23, 2011 at 11:41 PM. Reason : .,.]
5/23/2011 11:35:34 PM
5/24/2011 12:03:34 AM
5/24/2011 8:15:09 AM
5/24/2011 10:06:24 AM
I both love and hate you, McDanger.
5/24/2011 11:02:16 AM
while i think your position here is fairly retarded stu youre doing a helluva job in the bible threads.[Edited on May 24, 2011 at 11:28 AM. Reason : i]
5/24/2011 11:21:02 AM
smegma
5/24/2011 11:21:18 AM
5/24/2011 11:25:56 AM
first you need to understand my position, if i havent made it clear, is about the practical benefits of this and not religion in any way.i am not religious and my parents are not either.my mom has been an RN for decades and made that decision based on experience.honestly from all the material ive read i dont think the medical or cosmetic benefits are even debatable. as strange as it might seem ive had this conversation many times are girls are ALWAYS repulsed by the idea of an uncut guy. but maybe the female population of charlotte nc isnt particularly open minded? furthermore if my penis has been desensitized then maybe the ladies enjoy the extra time it takes me to blow my load? it does blow, btw, and has not been rendered inoperable by this devastating surgery.the burning of the doctors blade still permeates my mind- although the memory of this pain thankfully blocks the memory of coming out of my moms vagina.please devote this protest energy to something else- for example, why did i have to get my hepatitis shots at school? it was mandatory. but why couldnt i just do it at the doctors office? you think a needle cant really fuck you up? youve never had some of the dumb twats sticking me then.mole removal. ive had some taken off for cosmetic reasons and others because they were genuine concern. some of the ones i just thought looked bad ended up being early melanoma. some of the scary ones ended up being benign. all of them get tested, but thank god i was vain enough to go under the blade.a couple of these were when i was little and my mom made the call. recently theyve fallen under my decision. im glad those decisions were made for me in hindsight- holy shit i cant even imagine getting circumcised now.maybe you should have thumped morse code to your mother through the womb and informed her you didnt want this done?oh yeah! youre a baby and dont know shit! well looks like the people who made you are about to make one of many calls influencing your life.wait nevermind, at that point theyve already made a shitload of decisions regarding you- this is just a drop in the bucket.youd think the kind of parents who give birth to such a forward-looking and enlightened stud would have been so impossibly liberal in the first place they would have never allowed such a hedonistic religious blade to touch your ween.unfortunately it seems your college experiences have made you want to step back into cavetimes with your tubesausage.have fun with this line of thought- its not going to pass even in san francisco of all places. if it doesnt float there then youre not going to get traction ANYWHERE. youll have to save it for the drum circle.and yeah, the smegma post reminds me, i dont know if we covered cleanliness already, but yeah.if you always wanted to grow cheese on your dick and market it through hillshire farms, and your parents have caused retroactive economic hardship on you, then by all means sue them. ill take my crackers with ham and swiss and eat them in a hot tub full of beautiful women that arent afraid my genitals resemble a moray eel entering and exiting its lair.[Edited on May 24, 2011 at 11:54 AM. Reason : ! ! !]
5/24/2011 11:46:46 AM
Okay, I skipped a bunch of your rambling nonsense but I'll address the main points:
5/24/2011 12:09:01 PM
of course but its o so easier now.
5/24/2011 1:27:12 PM
^How is it so much easier? Lift up arm, clean armpit. Pull back foreskin, clean dick.Clearly you are not thinking very hard.
5/24/2011 1:50:26 PM
id gladly have my pits circumcised if it were possible.
5/24/2011 2:02:09 PM
5/24/2011 2:49:21 PM
I was assuming they haven't, hence why I said ignorant and not stupid. They're free to not like it. I prefer non-flappy vaginas, but that doesn't mean girls should have their labia trimmed up nice and neat after they're born.[Edited on May 24, 2011 at 2:55 PM. Reason : .]
5/24/2011 2:52:14 PM
5/24/2011 4:51:28 PM
You are god-damned outrageous. I don't even have to respond. You're the only person convinced that circumcision isn't immediately and long term harmful and I don't even give a fuck what your opinion is any more.
5/24/2011 4:58:59 PM
hahaha. I'll take that as an admission of defeat, then. I've given you fucking links to studies and sites that show that what you are saying is bullshit. All you've got is "it leaves a scar!" but hey, don't trust me. don't trust the myriad of studies that show no harm. Nope, trust your foreskin envy. And you call me deludedallow me to say it again:now, let's look at your "harm"...1. Full penis length and circumference. really? it makes it "look bigger?" woopty fuckin do.2. Protection. My dick hasn't fallen off yet. I've had zero complications with it. Billions of other people haven't had it fall off, either. Billions of other people still have functioning dicks. Sounds like this "protection" thing is pretty bunk.3. Ridged bands. And there are plenty of studies that show no sexual impairment. So, this is a worthless claim, too. Then there's this:
5/24/2011 5:00:40 PM
Maybe I'll beat my head with a baseball bat so I don't remember this conversation so it wouldn't have actually had an effect on me.
5/24/2011 5:02:44 PM
still waiting for you to show any harmhahaha, and then, number 9 up there says those cells might protect the man from HIV, yet the fucking studies say it's probably a PATHWAY FOR HIV INFECTION! hahahahahahahadon't believe me? google "Szabo and Short (2000)"[Edited on May 24, 2011 at 5:13 PM. Reason : ]
5/24/2011 5:07:45 PM
5/24/2011 5:57:35 PM
5/24/2011 6:03:28 PM
Jesus christ. That hygiene thing is so worn out. People in the US have access to running water, and take showers often. 70% of the world manages to not have any problems with it. If you take a shower on a regular basis, there isn't any concern about hygiene. Quite frankly, if you aren't taking a shower anyways, you're gonna have nastiness issues whether or not you got part of your dick removed.I'm just curious for those people in favor of circumcision...if there is undeniable damage from a botched surgery (let's say .5-1.5% to compensate for several studies...that'd mean roughly 3,322,500-9,967,500 people worldwide), what is the appropriate course of action for the person whose dick is now fucked up?Lastly, for anyone's concern of "looking different", it's getting to the point in the US where it's just about even, as it's dropped a lot from the 80's to today.
5/24/2011 8:02:11 PM
5/24/2011 8:10:23 PM
at the moment, this is the best thread on tdub.
5/24/2011 8:36:46 PM
5/24/2011 9:18:57 PM
seems like some of the people supporting this ban would equivocate getting your tonsils or wisdom teeth removed to being decapitated
5/24/2011 9:23:44 PM
^ yea, what about the people who are not adults (<18) and their parents and doctor decide to get their wisdom teeth out.wisdom teeth is probably the most valid analogypermanent scar: yesdecreased ability: yes, less teeth to chew painful: yes, and this pain the kid can still remember.legal consent: no, parents make the decisionreligion: tooth fairy ok all but the last one are serious.[Edited on May 24, 2011 at 9:55 PM. Reason : child abuse!]
5/24/2011 9:55:20 PM
Or more aptly, the third molars needed to be removed to facilitate the application of braces.
5/24/2011 10:03:11 PM
painful? i remember (partially) getting my wisdom teeth removed...i dont remember anything about the surgery itself, just that i was wasted on painkillers when my mom took me home however if being uncircumcised supposedly gives you more sexual pleasure, i dont know if i would want that...that would just mean even more concentration on not nutting too soonalso i wonder if there is a correlation to people ITT supporting the ban being themselves uncircumcised and people opposing the ban being themselves circumcised[Edited on May 24, 2011 at 11:03 PM. Reason : awkward transition from mom taking me home, to sexual pleasure ]
5/24/2011 10:54:57 PM
hell, I still can't feel the right-most quarter of my tongue and the bottom fourth of my mouth from when I had my wisdom teeth out.
5/24/2011 11:27:01 PM
5/25/2011 8:49:58 AM
if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, please contact a doctor.
5/25/2011 8:54:47 AM