Fuck
12/14/2010 8:49:39 AM
This is going to be the best rotation since...I don't know, someone help me out. Please don't don't me its the best ever. Please please please don't tell me that.
12/14/2010 8:50:09 AM
Braves in 98
12/14/2010 8:51:08 AM
Better than that 98 Braves.
12/14/2010 8:54:38 AM
Maybe. Depends if you like Neagle or Avery for the your #4.
12/14/2010 8:55:07 AM
12/14/2010 8:56:43 AM
Please excuse me while I go hang myself.Sick in the shortterm but interesting situation in 2-3 years..
12/14/2010 8:59:23 AM
If cole hamels pitches like he did last year, it's better than the '97 or '98 braves rotations that included neagle and millwood in their primes along with smoltz, glavine, and maddux. The rest of the NL East is in for a long upcoming season....
12/14/2010 9:07:54 AM
Their lineup will only have to put up 2 or 3 runs a game instead of 8 or 9.
12/14/2010 9:29:48 AM
It is being reported from private sources around Philly radio that Lee said the Yankees never really had a shot a signing him. Stemming back from the world series two years ago when Yankees fans were throwing shit at Lee's wife and taunting her. He said she never wanted to go back there again.He was just trolling them the whole time. Fucking LOL.
12/14/2010 10:40:46 AM
http://www.cliftonphiferlee.com/lol
12/14/2010 11:12:32 AM
More like he was afraid of what Philly fans were gonna do to him if he ever had to go back there with a different uniform on
12/14/2010 11:12:34 AM
^^^ also this year with texas
12/14/2010 11:57:34 AM
12/14/2010 12:17:33 PM
^ if Beckett and lackey don't cut it they could end up like the yankee teams from the last decade that lose in the alds or alcs
12/14/2010 12:24:12 PM
Fuck. I went to the Phillies site to try and buy a partial season ticket plan so I would be guaranteed a world series ticket and all packages are sold out already. Full season and partial.
12/14/2010 12:34:32 PM
^^they definitely could...but if Boston stays healthy, their lineup is just loaded
12/14/2010 1:36:44 PM
Beckett and Lackey haven't suffered as much from injuries as much as they've suffered from just sucking recently. Both guys have track records so you expect them to bounce back somewhat, but they could go AJ Burnett and fuck everything up.And is there lineup really that much better than last year? Forget about the injuries for a second...They're basically subbing in Gonzalez and Crawford for Beltre and Martinez. A step up, sure, but not the monumental one people are making it out to be.
12/14/2010 1:47:01 PM
12/14/2010 3:57:52 PM
I was all like
12/14/2010 4:02:32 PM
i love the fat guy behind him"FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK.."
12/14/2010 4:15:52 PM
As much as I hate that the Braves are going to have to face Cliff Lee now, I'm more glad that he screwed the Yankees. They can go burn in hell with their faggy, shitty, overpaid SS
12/14/2010 9:51:23 PM
i don't know why anyone would be mad about this. even if your team missed out on signing him, or if he's pitching in the same division as your team, the 2011 phillies could very well have the greatest pitching staff ever assembled (on paper) and are poised to make a joke out of the national league. they could easily break the single season win record. i can't wait to watch this team next year. it's gonna be awesome.i also have nothing against phillies fans and have never experienced how truly awful they are, so there's that too.
12/14/2010 10:06:18 PM
rallydurham says the O/U for Phillies wins next year is 148
12/14/2010 10:09:18 PM
I think Beckett may have a bounce back year, but I'm still not sure why Theo signed Lackey last offseason. Lackey/Dice K are horribly overpaid for 4 and 5 pitchers in the rotation. I still think the last major move Theo can make is if he dumps Dice-K somewhere. I also think one reason people are more excited about the Sox offense this year is that you can't expect Pedroia, Ellsbury, Youk, etc. to all miss considerable time again and Crawford/Gonzalez are much more consistent/dynamic than Beltre/V-Mart. I'm excited to watch the Phillies too though. Pitching staff has the potential to be one of the best ever.
12/14/2010 10:13:03 PM
Rat Soup sounds like an InsideCarolina poster
12/14/2010 10:46:23 PM
12/15/2010 12:24:12 AM
Halladay/Lee/Oswalt/HamelsHow did the other teams let this happen? The rest of the NL East should just dump their payrolls to teams with a shot.^You're right about that. Greinke is going to the Twins... check the well-informed Twins thread
12/15/2010 12:36:35 AM
Greinke would kill himself the first time he gets booed by Yankee fansYankees signed Mark Prior to a minor league deal, thoughlol
12/15/2010 11:33:44 AM
^Aww, poor Zack. But you're right... if gets sad from the pressure of being in KC he will never be able to handle another team.Playing for KC is like playing Pony League.
12/15/2010 12:52:57 PM
12/15/2010 2:11:57 PM
Greinke could come play in Atlanta where noone shows up to the games and those that do don't make too much noise.Or, even, better, Oakland.
12/15/2010 2:57:48 PM
A Royals player coming to AtlantaThat only happens in bizarro world
12/15/2010 3:03:33 PM
12/15/2010 3:29:48 PM
here's how lee's contract works. it's extremely backloaded, probably because of current season salary issues, which is going to make the future phillies salary problems much worse2011: $11 million2012: $21.5 million2013: $25 million2014: $25 million2015: $25 million2016: $27.5 million vesting option ($12.5 million buyout)
12/15/2010 9:33:26 PM
Did the Phillies agree to pick up Oswalts 2012 option when they traded for him? I'm guessing he'll be gone and most of his money is going to Cliff Lee for '12-16[Edited on December 15, 2010 at 9:44 PM. Reason : 16]
12/15/2010 9:43:28 PM
i'm not sure, but if they did pick it up, which i'm guessing they probably did, then they owe him $16 mil in 2012. if they didn't, then oswalt, raul ibanez, brad lidge, jimmy rollins, cole hamels, placido polanco, ryan madson, and probably some other players could all potentially be gone after next year. that'd definitely free up a little bit of cash for what they owe ryan howard (lol), halladay and lee over the next few years. i'm sure they'll let at least ibanez and lidge go. they've got even more players who will be eligible for free agency after 2012, so i think this team will look drastically different in 2 years and probably not in nearly as good shape as they look for this coming season. their financial situation is gonna be pretty shitty because of the way they've structured the contracts of their three highest paid players. it's such a win now philosophy, but it'll probably pay off for next year at the very least.[Edited on December 15, 2010 at 9:59 PM. Reason : .]
12/15/2010 9:57:23 PM
Bobby Jenks gets 2 years/12 million from Boston[Edited on December 16, 2010 at 2:58 PM. Reason : .]
12/16/2010 2:58:13 PM
greinke, SS y.betancourt and $2M to the brewers SS A.escobar, CF L.cain, P Jeremy Jeffress and P jake odorizzi to the royals... don't know much about the players KC got other than escobar and cain. i want to say the two pitchers aren't any better than mid rotation/bullpen types. seems like a good deal for both sides, although since zack is so proven, i'd say they got the better end of this one.[Edited on December 19, 2010 at 8:56 AM. Reason : ]
12/19/2010 8:52:27 AM
^ I really like that trade for the Brewers. They got a true #1 starter and only gave up:1. Escobar - dude was beyond horrible last year, Jeff Franceour bad. Nearly a sub .600 OPS. Definitely will not be the future superstar people projected a few years back.2. Cain - obviously the central piece for the Royals. He actually still has an upside and great speed so time will tell on him.Don't know shit about the two pitchers thrown in.Betancourt is addition by subtraction. I honestly cannot believe this is the best deal the Royals could get for Greinke. The Braves could have made a better offer if they had the money to keep Grienke long term.Also seeing that the Brewers got Shaun Marcum, this gives them Greinke, Gallardo, and Marcum which is a very strong 1-3. I like the moves they are making to strengthen the rotation. [Edited on December 19, 2010 at 10:20 AM. Reason : []
12/19/2010 9:52:35 AM
^^It's Cain, Escobar, Odorizzi, & a PTBNL^ Odorizzi has big upside, meaning I assume the Royals view him as the "central piece"
12/19/2010 12:29:55 PM
12/19/2010 10:40:51 PM
Didn't look at the greinke deal that much til this morning. What a one sided trade for the brewers. Dayton Moore just further solidified the fact that he's a horrible horrible GM. Between him and the padres' GM making shitty trades this offseason im just even more convinced that all GMs are fucking stupid. Bill Smith made that awful trade for the twins with the orioles too.
12/20/2010 10:14:53 AM
Ruben Amaro Jr and Theo Epstein are looking like bosses.
12/20/2010 10:19:02 AM
Ruben amaro is like an idiot savant. Ryan howard's contract is laughably horrible. Raul ibanez' is pretty bad too. He trades away some good prospects for halladay (probably worth it), then gives away cliff lee for peanuts because he didn't think lee would resign. Acquiring Roy oswalt was probably the result of taking advantage of an even stupider GM (ed wade), so i guess he gets props for that. They're definitely in a good spot, so its hard to hate on the guy, but he has made some pretty dumb moves. And i think in 2012 they have like $113 million tied up in basically 9 players, which will end up being more if hamels accepts arbitration i think. That's a lot of money in 1/3 of the team, which is pretty stupid in my opinion, but we'll see how it works out for them
12/20/2010 11:04:22 AM
^ I was looking at the Phillies commitments beyond 2011 and they are going to be in a world of shit unless they want a Yankees style payroll. Howard's contract is ridiculous and all of these back loaded contracts are eventually going to catch up to Amaro.
12/20/2010 5:27:50 PM
Howard was worth about $8 million last year
12/20/2010 5:43:29 PM
Orioles have been talking to adam laroche for like 2 weeks now. Looking like he could get a deal for 3/$18 mil. I'd rather see them platoon nolan reimold and Luke Scott at 1b and sign jim thome to be the DH until a better 1b is available, but i guess this wouldn't be that bad of a deal. If the pitching holds up this could be a decent team that might win 81 games if it wasn't in the AL east
12/22/2010 8:36:26 AM
Webb, Beltre, Rhodes signed with Rangers since last posts...other stuff tooAlomar and Blyleven elected to HOF today, but my big question here is this:How does McGwire get 20% of votes while Palmeiro get only 11%? Only way I could rationalize that is McGwire has admitted...KIND OF...that he took PEDs while Palmeiro continues to lie. But then I looked back and McGwire received like 22% of the votes his first time around before he had admitted anything.Why are twice as many writers voting for McGwire than Palmeiro?
1/5/2011 2:59:09 PM
PEDs aside, Big Mac was a much more popular player, and had a better peak. Palmeiro probably had the better career, but was under the radar most of the time, while McGuire was on Sportscenter and SI every other day.
1/5/2011 3:03:42 PM