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5/27/2009 6:35:08 PM

Dr. Nick- I didn't know flammable meant inflammable!!

5/27/2009 6:42:53 PM

BG nails a bunch of Ralphwiggumisms in this gem:

5/27/2009 6:44:16 PM

You know you're not supposed to go in there. What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

5/27/2009 7:00:46 PM

Chief Wiggum= The gang is wanted in 8 other states, and we have a little motto around here....let Michigan handle it.

5/27/2009 7:17:55 PM

I think this picture summarizes everything great about the Simpsons.

5/27/2009 7:37:31 PM

Look at that pavement fly!

5/27/2009 7:38:48 PM

i freakin love this thread


reminds me of the old one that was in entertainment

greatest show ever created by humans

5/27/2009 8:03:18 PM

yeah, the old one died iirc

5/27/2009 8:07:51 PM

Quote :

"Look at that pavement blubber fly!"

also:





and of course:

5/27/2009 8:11:13 PM

I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

5/27/2009 8:30:50 PM

in your face space coyote!

5/27/2009 8:55:23 PM

Boobarella: "We'll be right back! Then you can see more of my booooooooobs!"

5/27/2009 8:58:59 PM

this thread has inspired me to watch my old Simpsons episodes. You get an idea for how long this show has been on the air when you watch some of the early episodes. Bush 41 era. Jeebus.

5/27/2009 9:20:45 PM

I saw this in a movie once about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over 50 and if its speed dropped it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Leonard Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp 5.
Mayor Quimby: And let me say, "May The Force be with you."
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Mayor Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

5/27/2009 9:38:24 PM

Every time I learn something new it pushes something old out. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?

5/27/2009 9:44:12 PM

Quote :

"this thread has inspired me to watch my old Simpsons episodes."

Me too. I just watched "Mr Lisa Goes to Washington"

5/27/2009 9:48:28 PM

Quote :

"in your face space coyote!"

Homer=And the space coyote was just that talking dog over there.
Dog =Find your soul mate Homer
Homer=Wait a minute, dogs cant talk
Dog =Woof woof woof
Homer=Damn right

5/28/2009 12:58:17 AM

We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop.

5/28/2009 1:13:06 AM

Flanders: *static* DO IT! *static* DO IT! *static* KILL EVERYBODY

The Halloween special where homer blows up the power plant

5/28/2009 9:54:07 AM

Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute.
Bart: You com'ere a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah?

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.

5/28/2009 1:39:44 PM

Embiggins isn't a word

No its a perfectly cromulent word

5/28/2009 2:05:59 PM

Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal
affairs were setting them up?
Glen: What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there!
Homer: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very
short attention span.
Jane: But our point is very simple. You see, when--
Homer: Oh, look! A bird! [runs out of the room, laughing, and chases a bird.]



Glen: Let the judgment begin. I'll get the ball rolling. You're a fat idiot.
Barney: Yeah, lose some weight!
Homer: Heh, yeah, I guess I could lose a few pounds. And I can be kind of thick sometimes.
Skinner: You've failed at everything you've ever tried!
Homer: Woah, you got my number on that one, buddy! This is a smart group!
Moe: And your stink brings tears to my eyes!
Homer: Now, wait a minute, Moe....Oh, my mistake.

5/28/2009 2:20:18 PM

You know me Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals, fa-laaaming!

5/29/2009 3:04:15 PM

tastes like burning!

5/29/2009 3:06:21 PM

Why would I go to Utah? I love booze, caffeine and monogamy!

5/29/2009 3:09:57 PM

Homer= Nobody ruins my family vacation but me...and maybe the boy!

5/29/2009 3:11:56 PM

Homer: Awwwwww, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

5/29/2009 3:25:56 PM

Use an open-faced club. A sand wedge!

mmmmmmm.....open-faced club sandwich....

5/29/2009 3:55:03 PM

ball. is. in. PARKING lot. Would. you. like. to. play. again?

you have. selected. No


[/Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge]

5/29/2009 3:58:48 PM

Homer: Mmm! Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice.
Homer: Ahhyuck! Ohh! Geez! I’ll take a crab juice.

5/29/2009 4:11:16 PM

Chicken next?

5/29/2009 6:03:01 PM

Marge: Homer no, you'll kill us all!

Homer: Or die trying!

5/29/2009 7:17:37 PM

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

5/29/2009 8:05:40 PM

All I'm gonna use this bed for is eating, sleeping and maybe building a little fort.

5/30/2009 12:58:26 AM

Scooby Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

5/30/2009 1:08:56 AM

Lisa, people do lots of crazy things in commercials...like eat at Arby's.

5/30/2009 12:39:45 PM

Homer: Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

Ned: When it comes to melon-scratchers, that's a honeydew

5/30/2009 12:51:21 PM

this whole scene is gold:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/54624/detail/

5/31/2009 3:24:44 PM

I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's

5/31/2009 3:27:33 PM

^^ 10/10

[Edited on May 31, 2009 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]

5/31/2009 3:30:19 PM

Quote :

"You know me Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals, fa-laaaming!"

10/10

^^^ 10/10 Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely in your kitchen?

5/31/2009 3:59:58 PM

can i see it?

..................................no

5/31/2009 4:18:18 PM

Barton Fink! Barton Fink! Barton Fink!

5/31/2009 10:16:23 PM

Hank Scorpio: Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
Homer: [chuckles] Yes, once.

6/1/2009 3:52:53 PM

Mr Black, toasting the camp counselors

"Gentlemen, To Evil"

6/1/2009 5:43:21 PM

Quote :

"I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Marge."

6/2/2009 7:48:34 AM

Lisa: Bart, isn't it strange that Uter is missing and suddenly, the cafeteria is serving this mysterious food called "Uter-braten"?
Principal Skinner: Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. (starts to laugh) After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? (laughs harder) In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! (laughs, then realizes his faux pas) Wait. Scratch that one.

6/2/2009 1:18:47 PM

^
OMG I came here to post exactly that

6/2/2009 1:30:16 PM

i heard one last night, but i can't remember it... blast



it was something like " eww- I kissed the ugly weird kid..."

6/2/2009 1:31:56 PM