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1/15/2009 7:24:40 PM

shit

i'm offended

1/15/2009 7:34:36 PM

Quote :

"He talks a lot of shit, but I'm sure its much more fun to pound out hypocritical diatribes on your keyboard in front of the cold glow of your computer screen hidden by the pillow fort of anonymity that is the interwebs than to actually open oneself to real criticism."

JCASHSHITHEAD

I almost missed this trinket. There's one giant hole in your theory, dickhead: hambrosia has met me IRL. In addition, if she says I'm bald or grey or wrinkly or anything of the sort, she's a fucking liar and she knows it.

What a fucking douche--self-pwn.

Shit, I may be older, but I look better than a lot of you busted-looking motherfuckers here. Shut. . .the fuck. . .up.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 7:58 PM. Reason : PS: ]

1/15/2009 7:56:26 PM

I look pretty good.

1/15/2009 7:57:51 PM

And you're so much wittier!

1/15/2009 7:58:43 PM

wow, this thread really took off...

1/15/2009 7:59:13 PM

I'm just trying to get to 1000

1/15/2009 7:59:38 PM

i'm funny

and dead fucking sexy


and really nice

1/15/2009 7:59:41 PM

^ NO, NO, NO

1/15/2009 8:00:09 PM

hey fuck you buddy

1/15/2009 8:02:37 PM

1/15/2009 8:03:07 PM

bwn?

1/15/2009 8:04:37 PM

ok

but only because I think you could take a nice hate fuck, without catching feelings

1/15/2009 8:05:31 PM

you have to really hate me, though, for that to work

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 8:07 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/15/2009 8:06:25 PM

I'm a very convincing actor

1/15/2009 8:06:54 PM

so am i

1/15/2009 8:07:40 PM

oh lawd

1/15/2009 8:08:15 PM

Quote :

"Why are TWW people IRL such assholes?"

Quote :

"JCASHSHITHEAD"

Quote :

"dickhead"

Quote :

"hambrosia"

Quote :

"I look better than a lot of you busted-looking motherfuckers here."

Quote :

"What a fucking douche--self-pwn. "

1/15/2009 8:09:03 PM

Quote :

"I've been really tryin', baby, Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long, And if you feel like I feel, baby, Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon, Let's get it ooon."

1/15/2009 8:10:08 PM

^^ You send me to the hospital, I send you to the morgue--that's the Chicago way!

1/15/2009 8:12:14 PM

how many keyboards do you go through a week old man?


I imagine Best Buy keeps a special stock of the ones with the extra big keys for you.

1/15/2009 8:15:03 PM

How bad are the knees? I know a good physical therapist if you want her number.

1/15/2009 8:16:15 PM

In general, you can't talk about your great appearance on the internet and not put pics up for critique. That screams a high level of inadequacy.

1/15/2009 8:17:25 PM

I am way more of an asshole online than irl.

1/15/2009 8:26:55 PM

^^ NB: Has no pics in his gallery. GG, nattrngpeenbobber/Bald Hate/Chance/ or whoever the fuck you are.



[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 8:27 PM. Reason : Yet another self-pwn. It's too easy. ]

1/15/2009 8:27:10 PM

^He's not the one talking about how good-looking he is, now is he?

Jesus Christ, I find it difficult believing that someone who has lived twice as long as me is so incredibly fucking dense.

1/15/2009 8:28:33 PM

I will post a picture of my bare-naked ass, standing on top of a mountain, if hooksaw posts just one verifiable picture of himself.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 8:31 PM. Reason : though this probably isn't much of an incentive ]

1/15/2009 8:31:13 PM

^Which mountain?

1/15/2009 8:31:52 PM

Quote :

"OP prob just mad that no tww guys hit on her."

let me be the first.

1/15/2009 8:33:51 PM

hmmmmmm....

1/15/2009 8:34:58 PM

i am nice in irl. and the few people i've met in irl have been nice.

but we've all been drunk. so i can't be 100% positive.

1/15/2009 8:35:57 PM

Quote :

"I look pretty good."

pics or it didn't happen.

1/15/2009 8:37:42 PM

Quote :

"^Which mountain?"

North Mountain in Rockbridge County, Virginia.

1/15/2009 8:42:04 PM

Quote :

"I will post a picture of my bare-naked ass, standing on top of a mountain, if hooksaw posts just one verifiable picture of himself."

1. Why, asshole? So you or some other asshole here can 'shop a bag of dicks on it?

2. I've told you before that some little bitch here tried to get me in trouble on my job--it didn't work, though. But it might at some point and I don't need that shit.

3. If any of you were half as smart as you think you are--or that Mommy and Daddy and the teachers and the media said you were--you could have found a pic of me by now. There are pics of me on the Internet.

4. STFU.

1/15/2009 8:42:39 PM

meh, I have neither the time, nor the inclination, to go around looking for pictures of creepy old men on the internet.

1/15/2009 8:45:19 PM

1/15/2009 8:45:32 PM

1/15/2009 8:46:45 PM

Quote :

"1. Why, asshole? So you or some other asshole here can 'shop a bag of dicks on it? 2. I've told you before that some little bitch here tried to get me in trouble on my job--it didn't work, though. But it might at some point and I don't need that shit. 3. If any of you were half as smart as you think you are--or that Mommy and Daddy and the teachers and the media said you were--you could have found a pic of me by now. There are pics of me on the Internet. 4. STFU."

1. Because that must be the worst humiliation ever. Having someone you don't know photoshop your picture. You are a fag.

2. How could your picture on an internet message board cost you your job? You are a fag.

3. Why would anyone want to go to the trouble of scouring the internet for your picture? You are a fag.

4. You are a fag.

1/15/2009 8:56:28 PM

i think im pretty nice irl
unless i don't like you, then i might come off as an asshole
so if you think im an asshole in real life its probably just because i dont like you

1/15/2009 8:58:04 PM

Quote :

"There's one giant hole in your theory, dickhead: hambrosia has met me IRL. In addition, if she says I'm bald or grey or wrinkly or anything of the sort, she's a fucking liar and she knows it. What a fucking douche--self-pwn. Shit, I may be older, but I look better than a lot of you busted-looking motherfuckers here. Shut. . .the fuck. . .up."

Oh, no.
I didn't meet you.

You practically yelled something about TWW, and invited yourself over. Like, I have no shame, but I cringed at how loud you were. I was polite, because I had absolutely no idea back then what you were like. And you were with a faculty member whose class I wanted to take.

I've also never described your physical appearance on here. Ever. Know why?
I only vaguely remember what you look like. Light-colored hair, and maybe a bit on the chubby side. That's it. Looks don't matter to me, and when it comes to awkward situations, I spend a lot of time looking away. If you were good-looking, I'd have taken note anyway. As would my lunch partner that day.

If you look so much better than anyone else, post a goddamn picture, or else quit flapping your gums. If you keep hammering on about how if someone really cared about it (which we don't: notice you're the only one going on about your looks. By your age, you really should know they don't matter)...well, your information has been posted before, hasn't it?

I can't believe you're so hung up on looks.

1/15/2009 9:08:19 PM

He's not so much obsessed with looks as he is obsessed with winning e-arguments. Which is especially ironic considering that he tends to lose said pissing-contests as judged by any rational observers.

1/15/2009 9:11:20 PM

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1/15/2009 9:11:34 PM

Quote :

"you're fucking crazy i'm way nicer in real life than i am on tww"

1/15/2009 10:11:49 PM

lol, ambrosia is calling someone else loud??

1/15/2009 10:14:12 PM

kiwi has been doing some grade A trolling tonight

1/15/2009 10:15:45 PM

Ambrosia just dropped the pwn hammer on hooksaw.

1/15/2009 10:16:34 PM

Almost everyone I've met from TWW was nice IRL... *shrug*


[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 10:52 PM. Reason : ........]

1/15/2009 10:51:25 PM

thats cause they're all a bunch of clammy pussies to be mean IRL

...but i've only met nice ones soooo

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 10:53 PM. Reason : g]

1/15/2009 10:52:39 PM

set em up

1/15/2009 10:56:00 PM

4

1/15/2009 10:56:13 PM