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11/21/2008 4:35:10 PM

Oh, that's not a really 'good' story

he had logged into something in the school system and actually fixed something for them and they didn't like that he had messed with their system, so it was considered hacking, I don't even know much detail on it...it was kinda bush league for them to suspend him IMO, considering all the help he gave the school system in his years

11/21/2008 4:35:45 PM

oic

for some reason I remember it being juicier than that

11/21/2008 4:37:03 PM

I guess the only juicy part was the fact the HE could get suspended

He had not missed a school day his whole life, no exaggeration, no lie.

I would routinely miss like 30+ days in middle school

11/21/2008 4:41:24 PM

Junior year HS, we had a sub teaching our Physics class. Most chemistry/physics labs have an eyewash station and a chemical shower. When the sub left the room for a few minutes, one of my friends ran up and pulled the handle on the shower. Of course, we all cracked up and thought it was over. Well, he couldn't get it to turn off. It was stuck spraying water all over the floor, which wasn't sloped enough to quickly direct the water down the drain. He finally got it to turn off and managed to throw a pile of paper towels onto the floor just before the teacher walked back into the room. We just told her the shower started dripping and we fixed it.

11/21/2008 4:45:32 PM

one time in middle school i was in a keyboarding class (like a typing class) and the teacher would let us bring in our own music CDs to listen to with headphones...well i have some ODB up in the joint, and she walks by and sees the name "Ol Dirty Bastard" somewhere on the screen on the media player or whatever, and she all calls me out in the hall talking about how i'm not allowed to have curse words on the screen in class...dumb bitch

11/21/2008 4:47:42 PM

We use to have those hoses on the sink nozzles in chemistry classes to make it easier to fill beakers and florence and erlenmeyer flasks with water

Well I liked to secretly slip the hose into peoples pockets then turn the water on so they're pants got all wet

We got a new kid in the middle of 10th grade and he was in a wheel chair and paralyzed from the waist down

So when I pulled the trick on him he didnt realize for like 20 seconds and his pants were totally soaked lol

11/21/2008 4:48:49 PM

LOL at that one

11/21/2008 4:50:00 PM

haha wow if thats serious


one of the fucked up things i can remember is that one of my friends slipped some sausage onto the sandwich of a jewish kid we were friends with after he told everyone he thought he'd go to hell if he ate pork

they told him and he was, rightfully, pretty pissed off


/runons

11/21/2008 4:53:42 PM

Im goin to give the very short version of this story, mainly bc I cant remember all the details...

This was like junior year of high school and JohnnieWalkr was out hanging out with his gf at the time, but me and a couple other of our friends knew that his parents were outta town and that he would be coming home later at night by himself...

So we decided to break into his house and turn off all the lights in his house, but not only that we flipped all the switches on the breaker box except for the garage door and the one that ran power to the TV in his living room...

So his house was pitch black expect for a lit candle we set ontop on the TV and we turned the tv on REALLY loud, but we chose a channel that didnt come in, so it was just static

Then when he came home we all watched his reaction from the back back, and I have never laughed so hard in my life...the look on his face was priceless

11/21/2008 5:04:57 PM

Quote :

"he had logged into something in the school system and actually fixed something for them and they didn't like that he had messed with their system, so it was considered hacking, I don't even know much detail on it...it was kinda bush league for them to suspend him IMO, considering all the help he gave the school system in his years"

similar happened to me but i just got a few days in the "in school suspension" bullshit..but the "teacher" in there was nice to me bc I wasn't some punk that was running around punching ppl for no reason

oh, and i realized fairly quickly that the typical amount of work we did in a day was almost 0..the teachers were sending me like 10x the normal amount of bullshit just to keep me busy..pissed me off

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 6:06 PM. Reason : asdf]

11/21/2008 6:05:26 PM

Quote :

"I got a date to give me head in a movie theatre once"

LOL

11/21/2008 6:11:52 PM

I gave head to my date in a movie theater once....right after I had my surgery...I was still wrapped in bandages.

11/21/2008 7:04:36 PM

I have a feeling that sawahash is proud if her tittys.

11/21/2008 7:13:12 PM

In 7th grade I remember every day the seniors would throw food at us and shit while we were eating. (my school was 7-12) Most of the time it was directed at other kids but everyday I would say that if those guys ever started hitting me that it was fucking on. Sure enough one day I got hit by some flying corn and I picked up a bowl full of pears and a bowl full of peaches and flung them both right down the senior tables all over everyone. And so began the largest most amazing food fight ever. I remember going back to class with corn in my hair, completely soaked in tea and milk, pizza sauce all over my clothes and face. I smelled like complete ass and somehow it never once got blamed on me and no one got in trouble for it. The lunchroom was completely covered in food from corner to corner however.

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 7:22 PM. Reason : /]

11/21/2008 7:21:22 PM

damn i never had the luxury of a good food fight in school

every kids dream

11/21/2008 7:23:56 PM

Once in high school these two girls got in a fight and one's shirt got ripped off, and her titties popped out of her bra


Another time a kid brought a gun to school because he had just broken up with this girl and she told him that she was gonna get her brother to come (an ex-con) to school and shoot him - somebody told a teacher that he had a gun and the police came and locked him up. It was fucked up because he was a really nice kid - not that good, but nice - and wouldnt have shot anybody at the school, he just brought it because it was a legit threat


On a soccer trip in the 10th grade we played in a tournament at some school near Wilson. On the way home, this kid on the team mooned some redneck in a Camaro that was following us. The dude in the Camaro followed us all the way back to our school (like a 45 minute drive), and when we pulled into the parking lot he pulled in, too. Then we all got off the bus and he bitched out and drove away.


Our school conference had some schools in places that were like 2 hours by bus away, and on those same soccer trips we used to wait until it was pitch black and beat the shit out of this one kid we all hated, so the coach never knew which of us was responsible.


We went to the 96 Olympics in Atlanta for a summer band trip and performed at Coca Cola park the day before Eric Rudolph set off a bomb there. When I got home, I slept an entire day and woke up to news about it, and I was so shocked that i asked my mom if anybody I was there with had gotten hurt


Once we had a talent show during "Cougarfest" where they played current rap music in between sections. Cougarfest was this week where we all basically got to take off classes and just party & bullshit. At one part they played "Victory" by Puff & BIG, but they played an unedited version. The whole auditorium started rapping along, and the Principal was mad as fuck because of the language. After that, we never had another talent show again.

11/21/2008 8:37:48 PM

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"The dude in the Camaro followed us all the way back to our school (like a 45 minute drive), and when we pulled into the parking lot he pulled in, too. Then we all got off the bus and he bitched out and drove away."

"Wow, is that Danny Tartabull? I'd love to shake his hand, but i CANT!"

11/21/2008 8:40:23 PM

hahaha

11/21/2008 8:42:55 PM

I was involved in some extra curricular activity at school....can't remember what. But it required us to show up on saturdays. Anyway, we all get to school, and one of the trailers (they used mobile trailers for extra classroom space) was burned to a crisp......police tape all around it.
It turns out that someone had bought a propane tank, loosened the nozzle, filled the trailer, then threw in a match in the middle of the night.
About a month later, it happened again. Two trailers burned this time. There was a huge reward offered by the FBI.
It turns out it was this "associate" of mine. I worked with the kid, and had a few classes with him....his name was Trent. I had given him a few rides to work, and went over his crib to drink a few times. Wasn't my friend though...just an associate.
The police found a receipt from the local harris teeter (about 1 mile down the street from the school). On the receipt was listed propane tanks, matches, gloves, etc...

so the police got the surveillance tapes from the grocery store, and found Trent. Never heard from the guy after that.

11/21/2008 8:46:54 PM

Lol I worked at that Rusty's next to Harris Teeter

Coulda hooked you up if didn't make fun of my haircut

11/21/2008 8:48:04 PM

trent sounds like a fuckin arsonist name

11/21/2008 8:49:46 PM

haha, wasn't that the grill/deli place?

man, I couldn't take hookups in high school. If I did, people would come into my job (grocery store) and try to get beer from me at the cash register. I normally wouldn't have a problem with that....but I worked at the cust. service center at the front desk....

Trent transferred from Providence High in charlotte to my school. My freshman year at NCSU, I met another guy from Providence. He told me that Trent raped a few girls there before he transferred.

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 8:53 PM. Reason : surprise buttsex]

11/21/2008 8:51:33 PM

god man this trent dude is really fucked up

11/21/2008 8:54:13 PM

in 8th i use to dress and talk like the black kids. Everyone, absolutely everyone... and even some teachers thought i was smoking pot. Well..... this one kid named jamal comes up to me and tells me if I wanted some pot. I told him I wanted to see it so we walked into the bathroom and he pulls out a dime bag. I told him it was too expensive and that it wasnt good shit. A week later the cops come and arrest him. I didnt snitch though, but the guy was dumb enough to ask me if i wanted to buy some even though i didnt know him that well.

11/21/2008 8:56:51 PM

any other white people here wear basketball jerseys in like elementary/early middle school?
i had the following:

black Shaq Magic replica
navy Grant Hill USA replica
red Jordan 23 authentic

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 8:59 PM. Reason : ]

11/21/2008 8:59:01 PM

yeah rustys was the deli next to Ekcerds and HT

I use to load massive ammounts of meat on sandwiches, and the boss had no clue because he was this rich greek guy who came in like twice a month

he also owned shomars and was more focused on that


^I wore them almost every day with no undershirt



[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 9:01 PM. Reason : x]

11/21/2008 8:59:02 PM

Wow, I have lots of stories.

-Once my friend chased me (on foot) around the parking lot with his jeep after most of the cars were gone for the day. He would get right on my heels and shit.

-For a senior prank, we stole the CPR dummy from our Allied Health class. We hung it from the flagpole.

-We used to have problems with turkeys and deer getting into the school. I remember seeing some black girls come screaming out of a hallway once with a big male turkey chasing them.

11/21/2008 9:01:08 PM

word

Actually, I used to live in Cameron Woods....that neighborhood across the street from the school. In high school, we would go down to the pond at night and get disgustingly drunk....then do crazy shit around the neighborhood

11/21/2008 9:01:54 PM

ha Cameron Woods is right across Park Road from where I grew up in Park Crossing

that place was alright

11/21/2008 9:04:02 PM

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"in 7th grade i jerked off in the principals bathroom"

how is that not surprising?

11/21/2008 9:04:25 PM

in 3rd grade i was the first kid in my class to memorize all the times tables

everyone in the class clapped when i finished the 9's...it was like that scene in A Christmas Story when Ralphie is imagining his teacher giving him the A+++++++ for the red ryder bb gun essay

11/21/2008 9:05:09 PM

terpball lived in my neighborhood too. yeah, I remember park crossing. my buddies Brad Hunter, Bryson Hopkins (liven in Cameron wood too), Clay Culberson, and Jason Peterson (was the south meck QB I think) used to live there

11/21/2008 9:06:40 PM

I learned the 7's and 3's first since I watched a lot of football



Bryson Hopkins sounds familiar but I dont know any of the other guys

Did you know Brandon Heagle...he was a couple years older than me and a major douche

Or how bout Andy Millakin, Christine Goodman or Ryan Murray

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 9:08 PM. Reason : x]

11/21/2008 9:06:56 PM

Heagle sounds familiar

I've known Ryan Murray since middle school. that mother fucker started going bald in the 10th grade

11/21/2008 9:11:17 PM

i poured a bottle of water on my ex boyfriends head in english class my junior year
the sub was all... "what is your name young lady!" and i said "fuck you i'm going home!" so i went home and chilled with my mom the rest of the day

jaymcnasty might remember in more detail

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 9:13 PM. Reason : ]

11/21/2008 9:12:39 PM

did ryan murray use to live in alamance county? i had a classmate by that name until he moved in like 6th grade...never knew where he moved to

11/21/2008 9:12:43 PM

hahaha yeah I'm friends with his two younger brothers Kyle and Eric

Ryan Murray got married and has a kid I think, he looks like hes 45

11/21/2008 9:12:49 PM

figures. speaking of, I guess my 10 year reunion is coming up soon....

AHHH, THE MEMORIES

11/21/2008 9:15:14 PM

need moar stories

11/21/2008 9:15:20 PM

-There was this one girl everyone called "Skittles." This was because she gave the whole football team blowjobs for a bag of skittles.

-My friends and I would go "camping" on the weekends. Camping involved going out in a field and getting completely wasted. Once, our field was unavailable and so we found an alternative---the boyscout hut behind my church. We had to drive around the graveyard to get there. Apparently we were too loud and the pastor heard us. The pastor hopped in his buick and chased us in our jeep through the graveyard.

-Once on the bus, this girl in the special class threw her grapefruit out the window and hit a car windshield. Some of the kids started picking on her and telling her that she was going to get arrested. All of a sudden, she picked up a broomstick near the front of the bus and screamed "I'll kill you all!" She got suspended from the bus for a while.

11/21/2008 9:50:28 PM

THIS ONE TIME

IN BAND CAMP

11/21/2008 10:14:43 PM

i also punched a kid in the head during computer class that same year because him and his friends were talkin shit about me in a chat room

11/22/2008 12:14:50 AM

i was suspended three times-

once for selling pornography on school grounds.

once for hitting a teacher in the head with a d battery wrapped in notebook paper

and once for sticking a kid in the neck with a pencil

11/22/2008 12:18:23 AM

i got my ass spanked with a board every year from 4th grade to 8th grade. 9th grade they made it illegal, so i started getting suspended instead.



[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 12:36 AM. Reason : ]

11/22/2008 12:34:44 AM

i slept too much in HS to have many fond memories

11/22/2008 12:48:53 AM

I did burnouts in my principals 93 Cobra.

11/22/2008 1:21:40 AM

I remember in first or second grade when I learned that I was writing my 6s backwards, it actually gave me the ability to realize when ANY number/letter I was writing may have been backwards, and is kind of a landmark moment for me.

11/22/2008 2:31:41 AM

well, since i'm still in highschoool i'm gonna tell thisone

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/22/2008 2:35:46 AM

one time in 6th grade we were in social studies class and there was this girl in there that everyone called "teletubby girl" because she was really into the teletubbys. so the teacher left the room and this kid named bartley gets up with his textbook and just goes up to her and starts beating her in the head with it, she fell back in her chair and he kept hitting her when she was on the floor. no one knew why he did it and afterward he just left the room like nothing happened. i'm pretty sure i didn't see him again till the next grade.

in 7th grade we were riding the bus home and this kid in the back of the bus takes his belt off and starts beating this girl with it. the bus driver slammed on the breaks and grabbed the kid, drug him out of the bus, and just left him there. we drove off and i never found out what happened to the kid, i didn't see him again on the bus.

senior year of high school some friends and i were cruising around one night in this guy's truck. it was like an '04 tacoma or something, quad cab. there were four guys in the cab and three, including me, in the bed. no one's telling the dude where to go so he takes this one corner too late and too fast and the truck starts to roll and dumps us onto the pavement. it rolled over us after it dumped us and landed back on its tires and then jumped a curb and rolled into a house. all i really remember from it was thinking "this thing feels like it's gonna tip over" and then running away from it after it happened. after it hit the house, the dudes in the cab couldn't get out because the doors were all fucked up. so one dude breaks through the window and dives out, gashing his arm on the glass. somehow no one got hurt bad at all. my friend and i went to the hospital though and they scraped out my deep cuts with this sponge thing that hurt like hell.

11/22/2008 2:51:18 AM