PARAGRAPHS TO BREAK UP THE TEXT REALLY IMPROVE READABILITY MY SONS. PLEASE USE THE ENTER KEY LIBERALLY SON.

11/14/2008 9:46:43 AM

^^ OH I DID, SON. IN FACT IT WAS YESTERDAY AROUND THIS TIME AS I WAS SITTING AT MY DESK AT WORK NOT WORKING. I LOLED PROPER SON. I ALMOST GOT IN TROUBLE SON, SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE HEARD ME SON.

[Edited on November 14, 2008 at 9:48 AM. Reason : ^^ SON]

11/14/2008 9:47:33 AM

^^ I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT TO SOME DUMB ASS METRO YESTERDAY WHO KEPT TELLING ME I HAD WRITTEN "100 PARAGRAPHS." I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS THAT GOD DAMNED OmarBadu METRO.

I TOLD HIS STUPID BITCH ASS TO SHUT HIS FILTHY MOUTH AND THEN I HAD TO SCHOOL HIM ON HOW SHIT WORKS AROUND HERE SON. I SCHOOLED HIS METRO BITCH SELF ON THE FACT THAT WHEN YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPS YOU HAVE TO ALTER YOUR WRITING TECHNIQUE.

ONE OF THOSE CHANGES INVOLVES MUCH MORE LIBERAL USE OF SPACING SON.


AGAIN:

I AM CONSIDERING RETIRING THE PHRASE "RHEE RHEE" IN LIGHT OF THE RECENT DISCOVERY OF A YOUNG WOMAN (42 YEARS YOUNG SON) NAMED RHEE RHEE. I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER MY SONS. IT'S UPSETTING ME SON, SO I AM PROBABLY GOING TO CHANGE OVER TO THE PHRASE "LOOSE PILE RHEE."

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11/14/2008 9:51:54 AM

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD CHANGE FOR ANYONE SON. THAT WOMAN CHOSE TO CALL HERSELF RHEE RHEE, NOW SHE MUST SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. SON!!!!

11/14/2008 9:58:44 AM

IT IS WEIGHING TOO HEAVILY ON MY CONSCIENCE FOR ME TO CONTINUE TO USE THAT PHRASE SON.

11/14/2008 10:01:43 AM

MY BROTHER AND I USED TO CALL OUR AUNT 'RHEE RHEE', BECAUSE WE COULDN'T SAY HER REAL NAME, MARIE. WE WERE TODDLERS SON.

BUT THIS WAS MANY MOONS AGO SON. THATS NOT HER SON.

11/14/2008 11:55:21 AM

I WAS REMINDED OF LOOSE PILE JUST NOW SON.

11/14/2008 6:58:41 PM

I will be the first to not type in caps on this page

11/14/2008 6:59:22 PM

bttt

11/15/2008 1:48:24 PM

WHATUP SON, WHO HAS A LOOSE PILE STORY FOR US?

11/15/2008 6:20:14 PM

11/15/2008 6:25:13 PM

HALP! FUDGE RIPPLE BROTHER IS IN MY HOUSE. I SWEAR, IF I FIND SOME NASTY UNDIES IN THE FLOOR, I AM SENDING HIM OVER TO SAAB'S HOUSE TO LEAVE A LOOSE RHEE RHEE PILE IN HIS TOILET!

11/15/2008 11:03:17 PM

BTTT SON

11/17/2008 1:19:57 AM

WHATUP SON?

11/17/2008 2:17:11 PM

MORE HIGH SURFACE AREA RHEE STORIES SON

11/17/2008 3:52:59 PM

need my rhee rhee laugh of the day plz son

11/17/2008 3:55:00 PM

euphalo spam

11/17/2008 3:59:46 PM

RHEE RHEE SON! I NEED TO LAUGH AT IT!

11/17/2008 4:00:53 PM

1:55:37 PM dkmduterte: No, I just ate too much. :-&
1:55:44 PM dkmduterte: My tummy is hurting.
1:56:06 PM bruinindenver: hehehehe poor huNNs
1:56:12 PM bruinindenver: What did you eat?
1:56:28 PM bruinindenver: And r u just gonna sit around now?
1:57:31 PM dkmduterte: Yeah, we'll just hang out.
1:57:38 PM dkmduterte: Cam's still got a runny nose anyway.
1:57:50 PM dkmduterte: This will show me not to eat too much. x(
1:58:03 PM bruinindenver: haha what did you have?
1:59:09 PM dkmduterte: A peanut butter sandwich, pringles, rice cakes, and a 100 calorie pack of Sandies.
1:59:15 PM dkmduterte: Oh. And a grapefruit.
1:59:23 PM dkmduterte: I feel like I'm gonna puke.
1:59:45 PM bruinindenver: :| That sounds gross
2:00:01 PM dkmduterte: I didn't eat it in that order. x(
2:00:10 PM bruinindenver: It was the acid in the grapefruit mixing with lard
2:00:26 PM bruinindenver: lard from pringles
2:01:30 PM dkmduterte: I was eating the "healthy" kind. x(
2:01:55 PM bruinindenver: prolly has olean or something in it
2:02:07 PM bruinindenver: you gonna get the dysentary girl
2:03:19 PM dkmduterte: NO!!
2:03:54 PM bruinindenver: you gonna rhee rhee everywhere!
2:05:41 PM bruinindenver: RHEE RHEE RHEE RHEE RHEE RHEE

11/20/2008 5:55:36 PM

Reddit bump?

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