#) talking about facebook,myspace is not illegal here yet

3/31/2008 9:20:11 PM

"Words" is the only acceptable reply to a 3+ sentence post.

3/31/2008 9:21:19 PM

Rickroll is NOT funny.

3/31/2008 9:29:42 PM

TWW law #6 is a lie.

3/31/2008 9:31:13 PM

XSMP will always make a thread whining about people here

3/31/2008 9:33:16 PM

if you sleep with a girl from tww, then you are vicariously having sex with about 25% of the wolf web

3/31/2008 9:34:36 PM

No matter how nice/smart/helpful/awesome you are people still hate you and are better than you on tww.

3/31/2008 9:36:47 PM

The codification continues.

Corpus Juris Textus Luporum

1. If it's a new user, it's an alias.
2. Chit Chat is survival of the fucking fittest
3. Even [new] things are [old], so just dont post it.
4. Don't argue with jackleg. It's not worth it.
5. simonn has run out of new things to post.
6. DiamondAce post stalks simonn.
7. ghost edits win.
8. Until you reach 1000 posts, everyone hates you. So hold on to your meaningful posts until the 1k mark.
8b. unless you're a gurl
9. You cannot create new memes, until you say something stupid, which you will.
10. Jaybee1200 is the sole voice of objectivity in sports talk.
11. Ignore ReceiveDeath.
12. Y44. Joe#'s is missing an armou are guaranteed to laugh yourself to tears at something really dumb.
13. Let's do lunch, k?
14. Flood control has been activated.
15. There is a strong correlation between post count and your cumulative fap count.
16. CrazyJ nael runs this shit.
17. You do NOT talk about Rule 17.
18. Your e-penis is huge.
19. The Wolfweb is a blog
20. What happens on Kaplan stays on Kaplan, but can be discussed on The Wolfweb.
21. If you haven't hung out with Jaybee1200 you are probably a dork. If you have once, and never been asked back, you definitely are one.
22. If you don't get it, chances are it happened at site 2
23. Ignore 8b, all girls are aliases.
24. If you're the first to notice a new user is a woman, then you must immediately make a thread devoted to her.
25. Don't feed the trolls.
26. You will be condemned to hell for not using tinyurl.com
27. Threads with familiar (or esoteric) lyrics in the title and first post are neither funny nor original anymore.
28. Buy an ad.
29. PHI340 threads are mandatory every semester.
30. CH201 w/Warren threads are mandatory every semester.
31. jackleg is not a felon
32.Amsterdam718 is the mother of all aliases and everything he posts should be taken w/ a grain of salt. The same goes for drunknloaded except he is a real person.
33. You can never have too many threads devoted to boobs.
34. Rule 34 shall be enforced with an Iron Fist^TM
35. Papsmear's titty thread shall remain continuous.
36. Within every nerd chick, lies a sex goddess.
37. RIP all dead wolfwebbers
38. Don't be KG. (message_topic.aspx?topic=38286)
39. Don't be Earl
40. dont try to mack on ShawnaC123. period.
41. It is always acceptable to make a thread devoted to LivinProof78...and it will probably be the most successful thread you'll ever make simply because of her big boobs padding abilities.
42.colter will inevitably get drunk and harass tww losers between the hours of 2am and 6am
43. EMCE is black
44. Str8BacardiL will post about Ruckus, or about something that is off Kaplan
45. You cannot have enough threads about the quality of cookout.
46. terpball lives in DC
47. JoeSchmoe lives in seattle
48. Noen will try and mack on you (if you're a girl)
49. Set 'Em Up
50. 2
51. Joe#'s is missing an arm
52. Somebody will make 2 if not 3 parody threads of yours, and convolute chit chat and annoy the shit out of you.
53. Linda is a cocktease.
54. There are nude pics of female TWWers (but only the hot ones) in Premium Palace.
55. When you're , Spontaneous will make you
56. Pop culture references must be cited, C++ style.
57. Shaving pubic hair does not rid you of crab infestation. /Scary Movie
58. Remember that ambrosia1231's links/images may be awe-inspiring porn or horrifying mutilated genitals
60. zorthage and hambrosia broke up, but they will always post about each other, and should probably get back together because no one else will ever date either one again
61. It's ok to rape someone as long as you're hot as fuck
62. mytwocents actually has a blurred face.
63. Talking about facebook, myspace is not illegal here yet.
64. Calling "Words"/tl;dr is the only acceptable reply to a 3+ sentence post.
65. XSMP will always make a thread whining about people here.
66. If you sleep with a girl from tww, then you are vicariously having sex with about 25% of the wolf web.
67. No matter how nice/smart/helpful/awesome you are people still hate you and are better than you on tww.
68. If you have to use more than 3 ^'s, then quote that shit

3/31/2008 9:37:51 PM

Quote :

"No matter how nice/smart/helpful/awesome you are people still hate you and are better than you on tww."

is that to say that you're nice, smart, helpful and awesome?

3/31/2008 9:38:31 PM

No, there's always someone better than you on tww, that's just a fact.

3/31/2008 9:39:54 PM

you missed mine

3/31/2008 9:41:33 PM

A typo is a crime against humanity.

LOL cats is an integral part of TWW.

3/31/2008 9:42:46 PM

fixed

3/31/2008 9:43:04 PM

69. -ZiP!-

3/31/2008 9:44:54 PM

lawls of TWW

3/31/2008 9:46:14 PM

Every tww guy has had sex with someone hotter.

3/31/2008 9:47:18 PM

that's nowhere near a law

3/31/2008 9:47:56 PM

chembob's never gotten laid so yeah

3/31/2008 9:48:51 PM

#) If it's about EMS, chances are that fucker evan wrote it.

#) There is no Dr. TWW, only a bunch of idiots who think they know what they're talking about.

#) Do not make textbook or ticket threads in classifieds unless you want to get pwned by synapse.

#) At TWW cookout meetings, simonn will say he's going to come but will never actually show up.

#) Make fun of evan and the radio dies again.

3/31/2008 9:49:22 PM

btw i'm totally thinking we should make shirts.

3/31/2008 9:49:44 PM

I suck at this game

3/31/2008 9:49:58 PM

Quote :

"Make fun of evan and the radio dies again."

OHHH NO!! NOT THE RADIO

fuck off bitch

3/31/2008 9:50:22 PM

OHHH NO!! NOT THE RADIO

fuck off bitch

3/31/2008 9:51:32 PM

76. sawahash is really a hottie with no self-esteem.

3/31/2008 9:51:44 PM

yeah, except not

3/31/2008 9:52:10 PM

yeah, lets not add me to the list of the laws, I get enough shit on here!

3/31/2008 9:53:18 PM

76. sawahash is really a hottie with no self-esteem. takes took much shit on here.

3/31/2008 9:59:59 PM

77. if Joie made the thread. it is attention whoring.

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 10:38 PM. Reason : dscfsd]

3/31/2008 10:38:37 PM

okay, this is way too many rules to remember

3/31/2008 10:40:12 PM

^haha, it's more like if ANY girls makes a thread it's attention whoring

3/31/2008 10:40:36 PM

how are the majority of these shits even considered laws?

3/31/2008 10:40:46 PM

They're probably closer to being theroies of tww

3/31/2008 10:43:04 PM

78. Spontaneous is totally gonna get laid.

3/31/2008 10:44:53 PM

combine #s 65 and 67 and we got a deal

3/31/2008 10:45:36 PM

#) Green Monster will go get them

3/31/2008 10:46:57 PM

78. StillFuchsia is the local femi-nazi, if you make any post that could be remotely construed as sexist she will read you the riot act about it

79. IRL, do not leave drunknloaded alone with your computer for more than 20 seconds.

80. Do not post in the " post your favorite picture from the gallery above" thread if you have less then a half dozen images.

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 10:55 PM. Reason : ]

3/31/2008 10:47:25 PM

^computer or dog for that matter...

3/31/2008 11:40:25 PM

#) posting with smilies in any name, like zrthage, is gay

3/31/2008 11:41:59 PM

81. it is generally considered cool to call DNL "retarded"
82. it's also cool to hate esgargs.
83. it is totally rad to pick on cddweller for dating an old man.
84. if you want total respect, you should call iphotou a "creepy old man".
85. if anyone picks on one of your TWW friends, you should immediately verbally assault them
86. you should never PM a girl, because she might be an alias. and if she posts your PM, then you will lose all your TWW cool points. cause it's gay to like girls.

3/31/2008 11:44:12 PM

#) Law of conservation of TWW users

3/31/2008 11:45:02 PM

XX. CONSIDER YOURSELF OFFICIALLY CALLED OUT YOU FAGGOT

3/31/2008 11:45:48 PM

Quote :

"12. Y44. Joe#'s is missing an armou are guaranteed to laugh yourself to tears at something really dumb."

FAIL

3/31/2008 11:46:00 PM

86. jackleg is older than you
87.DiamondAce >>> everyone else.

3/31/2008 11:46:03 PM

#) anything you can do to get TWW on the local news will earn you noteriety.

3/31/2008 11:47:15 PM

88. anything you can do to get TWW on the local news will earn you noteriety.
89. law of conservation of tww users - users cannot be created or destroyed, but can be changed.
90. always call new people an alias, because then if they turn out to be, you can cite the thread. that will get you ultimate TWWspect
91. sports talk only has 6 threads, one for each sport. if you want to talk about something, post it in one of the original 100 page threads about each sport or you will get laughed at. this is not what you want to happen on tww

hard to keep em all in order!!1

3/31/2008 11:47:49 PM

hahaha holy shit jackleg, that was great

3/31/2008 11:48:29 PM

Check rule #1.

3/31/2008 11:48:49 PM

#) Ghosts, in your wolfweb

3/31/2008 11:48:55 PM

92. Ghosts, in your wolfweb
93. diamondace will probably blow you
94. posting something old is probably the worst thing you can do, everyone will hate you.
95. if someone says [old] when you post something, the acceptable response is, "I HAVE A LIFE, I DON'T LIVE ON TWW LIKE YOU" - total reversal sick burn

Quote :

"Check rule #1."

my rule is totally different, and has a different meaning.

3/31/2008 11:50:10 PM

91. Whenever jessiejepp makes a thread you should reminder not to steal.

3/31/2008 11:50:48 PM