i wonder how many lives evan saved

3/7/2008 2:18:19 PM

http://students.ncsu.edu/home/directory.php?id=emkinney&cs=87

LOL WUT^2

3/7/2008 2:19:11 PM

I wonder how many lives will be lost because he can't control his selfish eating habits and hold a job. Not only is he a dumb fat ass, he is also a selfish glutton.

3/7/2008 2:20:11 PM

Quote :

"Information, Director of Public Health and Wellness: Entered Office: At the request of SSP Doucette, effective October 2007Duties: Advises the Student Senate President on matters relating to improving the public health and wellness services provided to the Student Body"

3/7/2008 2:22:07 PM

I wonder if he's ever given mouth to mouth to a patient....

and mistakenly dropped twinkie crumbs in their mouth

3/7/2008 2:22:25 PM

LOL!!!

3/7/2008 2:23:13 PM

wait wait



what happened that caused all this shitstorm?

3/7/2008 2:24:03 PM

VULNERABILITY EXPOSED

3/7/2008 2:25:21 PM

Quote :

"I wonder if he's ever given mouth to mouth to a patient.... and mistakenly dropped twinkie crumbs in their mouth "

Post of the week!

3/7/2008 2:25:37 PM

I remember once in a thread I called evan gay, just in jest

he was all OMG bullshit! who are U calling gay faggot and I was like you bitch

but i didnt know he was 320

3/7/2008 2:26:49 PM

Jenny Craig.

3/7/2008 2:27:27 PM

Quote :

"i'm all for bustin bubbles and getting under someone's skin (just ask Jackleg and EMCE, and gunzz periodically"

you dont get under my skin...dont flatter yourself
i just think you are a racist cunt and we, tww, would be better off without you

but you dont get under my skin .... i ignore you until i get a message about you in my inbox

3/7/2008 2:27:54 PM

I JUST WANNA FOCUS ON LIFE RIGHT NOW. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND

3/7/2008 2:28:26 PM

Here is what I know about Evan.

- He is an attention whore of a loser
- He makes so many terrible threads
- He is weak because he won't come in here and defend himself
- He is weak because he cannot control his eating disorder
- He has no self respect
- He is thinks it is a good idea to get a license plate with 2GRLS1CUP when in fact that shows that he is nothing but immature and/or a pervert.
- He is morbidly obese

feel free to add to anything that I may have missed.

3/7/2008 2:28:27 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=517077

you guys should read this thread again, given the new context

3/7/2008 2:29:10 PM

I'm seriously considering taking this thread to the next level within the next several days.

3/7/2008 2:29:15 PM

Quote :

"- He is weak because he won't come in here and defend himself"

3/7/2008 2:30:33 PM

I have never seen a picture of evan, but I always assumed he was a skinny white kid.

3/7/2008 2:30:57 PM

no he is fat

he looks like he could be an offensive lineman if his body fat percentage wasn't 38

3/7/2008 2:31:40 PM

this is kind of getting excessive, and way beyond joking around

3/7/2008 2:32:44 PM

getting?

3/7/2008 2:33:18 PM

tww is just a bunch of big meanies

3/7/2008 2:33:25 PM

you shouldnt use that word

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 2:46 PM. Reason : it will get yuou suspended if i see it]

3/7/2008 2:33:54 PM

I mean evan seems like a nice guy to me.

3/7/2008 2:34:42 PM

tww is just a bunch of big meanies [anonymous aliases who act like internet tough guys]

3/7/2008 2:35:04 PM

it has passed being excessive


and isnt even factual

3/7/2008 2:35:49 PM

idk its not really about defending ones self its just about not worrying about it....but i kinda have 2 lives...tww and irl

3/7/2008 2:35:55 PM

ambrosia is fat too, ignore her

3/7/2008 2:36:07 PM

I'll show my face but damn sure won't give out my name

yall motherfuckers gotta find me if you want to take some internet shit into real life

3/7/2008 2:36:38 PM

I mean evan seems like a nice guy to me.

3/7/2008 2:37:28 PM

Some people take the Internet way too seriously.

3/7/2008 2:38:20 PM

i live in the internet. its not as spacious as you would imagine

3/7/2008 2:39:02 PM

I remember when that bjferno called the other Brandon Williamson, the one that goes to state and was looking for me. Then he IM'd me at work and began threatening my life too.

Subsequent investigations turned up that bjferno was also an NCSU employee and I am pretty sure the other Brandon Williamson filed a complaint against him for harassment.

All because I pm'd him that picture of a pink ripple dildo.

3/7/2008 2:39:34 PM

3/7/2008 2:40:04 PM

as Kay Yow once said: "If life kicks you, at least let it kick you forward"

Hopefully Evan will realize this after this ridiculing and take some time out of his day to put down the Baconator and go out and take a jog.

3/7/2008 2:40:05 PM

lets all pm evan a smiley face

bitches love smiley faces

3/7/2008 2:41:06 PM

3/7/2008 2:41:11 PM

I told evan that he should include an exercise program on his radio station....and then listen/workout to it

he thought I was trolling though

what a jerk

3/7/2008 2:42:29 PM

Yall are so goddamn mean.

Which, while I freely participate...it's either clearly in jest, or towards someone who deserves it, by being a piece of shit. Being something of an attn whore and a lackluster poster doesn't make someone 'deserve' this treatment.

Shit, yall need to start picking on me again. You've been slacking off. And, unlike evan, I don't do volunteer work anymore, and I'm nowhere near as nice a person as he is.

3/7/2008 2:43:05 PM

i still think this is funniest post in this thread

Quote :

"evan is a rolly polly he's also very sensitive about his weight and how close his eyes are together"

its so blunt and so true

3/7/2008 2:43:11 PM

AMBROSIA YOU ARE AN UGLY SEMI-LESBO WHO LIVES VICARIOUSLY THROUGH PRETTY MODELS AND OTHER GIRLS ON TWW


how's that

3/7/2008 2:45:13 PM

incredibly weak

3/7/2008 2:46:03 PM

god dammit

it doesn't work on you because you aren't a pussy like evan

3/7/2008 2:46:57 PM

add that to my list as well, Evan is a pussy.

3/7/2008 2:49:06 PM

3/7/2008 2:49:27 PM

Countdown til he stilettos himself.

3/7/2008 2:49:34 PM

ahahahah wow i lolled

10/10, b

3/7/2008 2:50:14 PM

2 more pages til he does?

3/7/2008 2:50:35 PM

he's allegoric to jogging shoes and treadmills.

3/7/2008 2:52:36 PM

hopefully he quits tww so I can stop hearing him talk about his shitty life

3/7/2008 2:53:09 PM