ahaha, yea i fell for it.

dnl sent me a pm like "hey man post in this thread, i know you'll have my back" or whatever, so i read it and gave my .02.

1/21/2008 2:12:15 PM

This is what I get for letting katie use my fucking laptop

[Edited on January 22, 2008 at 6:03 PM. Reason : ]

1/22/2008 5:53:55 PM

lol....i walk my bitch on monday/wed/friday...today i actually ran a whole lap without stopping...dude who i walk for told me he got a new in feb that wants his dog walked too

1/22/2008 5:55:38 PM

$5. and Ian is gay. (He came out to me homosexually last night!)

1/22/2008 6:01:46 PM

A++++ thread, would read again.

1/22/2008 6:02:10 PM

Ian's more of a man than most of TWW, that's for sure.

and definitely not gay.

1/22/2008 6:02:56 PM

hmmm i'm deciding on whether that post is worth 5 bucks

1/22/2008 6:04:13 PM

Let me lay out the situation:

Katie is drunk at my house. When I told her I was going to wage war on her for her earlier comment, she said, "I will have sex with it." I assume she meant the war, but whatever.

I don't know why she's here, drunk, with her ex-boyfriend who by all accounts she normally hates.

1/22/2008 6:04:42 PM

her exbf didnt treat her right in my opinion but oh well...women always go for the douchebags

[Edited on January 22, 2008 at 6:06 PM. Reason : he gave me the women are inferior vibe kinda redneck]

1/22/2008 6:05:51 PM

I would love to watch DNL to try and punch my dog. My dog would end him.

1/22/2008 6:07:01 PM

^^Hey, I'm not gonna comment on it one way or the other.

[Edited on January 22, 2008 at 6:08 PM. Reason : ]

1/22/2008 6:07:44 PM

bummer...its no fun if you dont respond



katie was thinking of living with str8bacardil and when he told me i was like haha that would be awesome

1/22/2008 6:09:01 PM

bwahahahaha...

1/22/2008 6:10:07 PM

well it would be awesome cause after the whole laptop thing i figured i'd never talk to her again...but once she posted how they were broken up and then str8bacardil told me how she might move in i was like ok maybe i can work my way back in... either that or maybe start walking alphie again and make some $

1/22/2008 6:11:54 PM

Internet fights are 2nd only to punching a puppy in the face.

1/22/2008 6:17:47 PM

i like how XSMP always tries to insert himself into some drama

without knowing anything about said drama.

he must be really bored or something.

1/22/2008 6:37:18 PM

there actually is no drama

the paradox dude got me drunk(no homo) and thought i stole his laptop, therefore i dont walk his dogs anymore

thats literally the entire story

1/22/2008 6:40:15 PM

alright well the story is fairly true, somewhat embellished due to alcohol on my part but true nonetheless. It wasn’t a punch as much as a slap but it still happened and that’s not what the point is. The point is when I asked dnl to leave he tried to grab/swing at me drunk-like for balance or what not and I pushed him to the side. He then tripped in my yard and hit the side walk and was out for the count.

As for the stealing the laptop, there were only 4 ppl at my house that night that did not stay over for the party and so I had to accuse all 4 to see where I got with finding it, dnl did not whatsoever steal my laptop and that was not why I asked him to quit walking my dog.

I asked him to quit walking my dog because Katie asked me to and I thought it was fine for her to say so. I did not see the dog punch/slap myself but was immediately called outside by my gf Katie who told me and asked me to get him to leave because he was too drunk. dnl was too drunk because of me and peer pressure and an abundance of alcohol that needed to be handled.

1/22/2008 7:34:49 PM

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1/22/2008 7:35:29 PM

dude shut the hell up

i didnt slap you or your fucking dog

1/22/2008 7:35:37 PM

^cant disagree dnl, you missed me and it was katie's dog not mine

1/22/2008 7:39:29 PM

1/22/2008 7:40:02 PM

rofl..."missed you"...haha

1/22/2008 7:40:19 PM

Quote :

"The point is when I asked dnl to leave he tried to grab/swing at me drunk-like for balance or what not and I pushed him to the side. He then tripped in my yard and hit the side walk and was out for the count."

haha that is hilarious...i think thats almost hilarious enough for me to sue you but that would be gay

1/22/2008 7:43:23 PM

What are you going to sue for? Defamation of character? You think we can't put forward 500 things that you've said that defame your character more than anything written in this thread?

[Edited on January 22, 2008 at 7:45 PM. Reason : ]

1/22/2008 7:44:53 PM

sue if you like, there were plenty of witnesses to exactly how drunk or loaded you were

1/22/2008 7:45:42 PM

atleast he didn't rape the dog

1/22/2008 7:45:43 PM

Quote :

"when I asked dnl to leave he tried to grab/swing at me drunk-like for balance or what not and I pushed him to the side"

lol...that is some funny shit

1/22/2008 7:46:55 PM

Well, I mean, I guess that's a point

he also didn't violate mother teresa's remains, or try to exterminate the jews

the list goes on and on

1/22/2008 7:47:00 PM

hey paradox who was the dude that i kept asking tree questions to at champions? i saw him at biltmore like 5 times last semester

1/22/2008 7:47:46 PM

mark or chris

1/22/2008 7:48:18 PM

dnl why didn't you return any of my messages

I had a secret I wanted to tell you

1/22/2008 7:48:51 PM

what messages yo....i thought the last pm you sent was the one about me busting on your stomach(no homo)

1/22/2008 7:50:02 PM

yeah it was, I was just blowing smoke up that cute perfectly proportioned ass of yours

I have a confession to make tho...for reals

1/22/2008 7:50:58 PM

ok...i'll pm u soon...i'm about to make dinner

1/22/2008 7:51:46 PM

Let me explain to you how [no homo] works

You can put it after things that might be interpreted as gay, but aren't necessarily

This is one of those things that "are necessarily"

1/22/2008 7:51:59 PM

i dont understand how busting on a mans stomach could not be homo

1/22/2008 7:53:01 PM

lol u know the funniest thing about the whole paradox dog walking thing was that i figured his broad was on tww before i found out her user name....once i found out which user she was i was like OHHHHHHH shit...i posted in her thread about her getting tired of her bf's friends mooching and living on the couch

1/22/2008 7:57:18 PM

dnl is a creepy faggot

1/22/2008 7:58:57 PM

the thread wasnt about my friends it was about one of my old roommates friends, and thats funny you mentioned that and then proceeded to mooch and try to stay on my couch instead of go home...

1/22/2008 8:00:32 PM

do you seriously spend that much time stalking girls on tww??

1/22/2008 8:01:06 PM

lol please...first you try to say i fought you...now you say i tried to mooch on your couch


personally all i ever wanted to have to do with you was walk your dog for money...all the sudden you are like lets play wii and do my hw and go to champions

1/22/2008 8:02:09 PM

dnl, no offense, but you're a creepy faggot

1/22/2008 8:03:47 PM

he asked you to play video games and go to a bar

WHAT A MONSTER

1/22/2008 8:04:05 PM

you were the one bitching about your life and how broke you were. and you only tried to stay on my couch when i asked you to leave for being beligerent.

1/22/2008 8:04:24 PM

^^^u just want my hour glass hips

1/22/2008 8:04:25 PM

Quote :

"you were the one bitching about your life and how broke you were. and you only tried to stay on my couch when i asked you to leave for being beligerent."

dude wtf....you paid me to walk your dogs...you are a chubby fucker that had a gf that was too hot for you....you paid me to do something i would do anyway...i was broke but my life definitely didnt suck

1/22/2008 8:06:10 PM

Wait, did you really punch a puppy?

1/22/2008 8:07:32 PM

^well if you think she was so hot then go for it, we broke up over a month ago

1/22/2008 8:08:05 PM

^^if by punch you mean walk them around lake johnson, then yes, i punched the fuck out of them...and i LIKED it

[Edited on January 22, 2008 at 8:09 PM. Reason : ^yeah like that will ever happen...i hope i never see her again]

1/22/2008 8:08:34 PM