did that dirty slut fuck your cousin?

11/6/2008 2:24:46 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081119/ap_on_re_us/funeral_taser;_ylt=AnmFtWATfDRhLqF5BBhm89nLLJ94

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"WILMINGTON, N.C. – A North Carolina sheriff's official has apologized for plunging a funeral into chaos when undercover agents tried to arrest the dead man's son — and used a Taser on him in the process. It happened as the coffin was being loaded into a hearse. The officers planned to quietly arrest pallbearer Gladwyn Taft Russ III, The Star-News of Wilmington reported Wednesday. Relatives said two deputies dressed in coats and ties grabbed Russ and kneed him in his back before Tasering him. One deputy's gun fell out of its holster. Russ' sister, Taffy Gause, said when she got out of the car a deputy "was waving a gun at me and my mom and yelling to get back or he was going to shoot." She said some mourners went home instead of going to the cemetery. Russ, 42, had failed to surrender after being charged with threatening his ex-wife who lives in another state, officials said. Following his father's death Nov. 11, Russ agreed to surrender after the funeral. When deputies approached Russ during the Saturday funeral, he "went wild" and spat on the officers, said New Hanover County sheriff's chief deputy Ed McMahon. McMahon said the officers should have waited until after the cemetery service. "It was never my intention to create any more problems for the family, and I am truly sorry and apologize for that," he said. McMahon said the officers pointed Tasers at people because the crowd was moving toward them. Russ was charged with assault on a government official, resisting an officer, disorderly conduct and felony malicious conduct by a prisoner. "Everybody was so scared. We thought it was a drug deal gone bad," said Ronnie Simmons, a pallbearer and Russ' brother-in-law. "We almost dropped the casket.""

11/20/2008 1:00:52 AM

lol thought about posting that in this thread like 10 hours ago

11/20/2008 1:02:33 AM

"Movin' to Canada"

11/20/2008 1:06:29 AM

^^^ That sounds like something out of a shitty movie

11/20/2008 1:08:22 AM

Isn't this the same Sheriffs department that brought us the Peyton Strickland murder?

11/20/2008 1:10:51 AM

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"chief deputy Ed McMahon."

he was probably pissed because this Ed McMahon wasnt carrying a giant check and balloons

11/20/2008 1:15:28 AM

(FOXNEWS)

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" North Carolina Campus Police Arrest Student During Snowball Fight Friday, January 23, 2009 GREENVILLE, N.C. — Campus police at East Carolina University said they made one arrest and used pepper spray on some students as officers tried to control a huge snowball fight on campus. Police were called to a dormitory three times as more than 200 students pelted each other with snowballs as a rare snowstorm dropped several inches of snow in eastern North Carolina on Tuesday, The Daily Reflector of Greenville reported Thursday. Some witnesses said they were hit hard by indiscriminately hurled snowballs. "It all started in good nature, but then people were throwing them as hard as they could at each other. They were everywhere," said junior Brandon Davis, noting he got hit in the head. He said a girl was knocked to the ground after being hit in the face with a snowball thrown from 10 feet away, while another student cried after getting hit in the eye. Police said an officer used pepper spray on a group of students that rushed officers trying to make an arrest. Authorities estimate between 200 and 250 people were involved, but no serious injuries were reported. Matt Lunchick, a junior, said he saw an officer tackle and arrest a student after the officer was hit with a snowball in the back. He also said officers told some students not to dump tubs of snow into cars. Steven Rashad Bass, 18, was arrested and charged with assault on a government official, and resisting, delaying and obstructing a law enforcement officer. He was later released from the Pitt County Detention Center, jail officials said Thursday. Bass was scheduled to appear in court March 3. His telephone number couldn't be found, and he didn't immediately return an e-mail Thursday. "

1/25/2009 11:48:51 AM

1/25/2009 2:09:34 PM

Step 1: Face the Atlantic
Step 2: Turn Left
Step 3: Drive as far as you like
Step 4:
Step 5: Profit

1/25/2009 2:13:32 PM

N.C. officials: 2,116 of state's sex offenders found on MySpace

3/10/2009 9:47:15 PM

Stuck pontoon boat survives Tar River plunge

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/4697821/

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"Rocky Mount, N.C. — A pontoon boat that had been stuck on a dam for five days survived a 25-foot plunge into the Tar River Monday afternoon. A crowd of about two dozen spectators gathered, and emergency crews stood by to ensure safety and watch for environmental or flooding hazards. "I came to see that boat get launched," spectator Daniel Davis said. Then a horn sounded, and city workers opened the floodgates around 2 p.m. A rush of current sent the boat sailing 25 feet down to the rocky water. The boat bounced on the water once and stayed upright. Firefighters downstream in rescue boats pulled the vessel back to shore. The boat had been stuck on the dam since last Wednesday, when it broke loose from its mooring and floated about a mile to the dam. For five days, it attracted spectators and photographers. The boat's owner, who was out of town, faxed written permission for the City of Rocky Mount to push the vessel over the edge late last week. The boat owner's insurance company declared the vessel a total loss and agreed to repay the city for the cost of Monday's operation. The boat's plight attracted fans who hoped for the vessel's survival – including Michael Sprinkle, from Nash County. On Sunday night, he swam to the edge of the dam, tied a rope to the boat and fastened the other end of the rope to a city maintenance wall. Sprinkle said he was trying to save the boat and spare the owner and city the cost of cleanup – and maybe if the owner didn't want the boat anymore, pick up a boat at the cost of rescuing it. "I imagine I did it the redneck, wrong way, but I tried," he said. City officials managed to untie the rope before opening the floodgates. Rocky Mount Police cited Sprinkle for trespassing Monday, nothing that he passed several "No Trespassing" signs to reach the boat. The charge carries a $50 fine and $120 in court costs. Wayne Hollowell, Rocky Mount's director of Water Resources, said Sprinkle is lucky that he wasn't pulled over the dam. That hazard is why the city didn't try to pull the boat off the dam, Hollowell said. "The element of one of our employees getting hurt made that far removed from good judgment," Hollowell said. Sprinkle said that swimming out to the boat ended up being more dangerous than he expected. "It was a very strong current, and it was very dangerous," he said. "I understand that, and I shouldn't have done that. But I was trying to save it for the owner.""

[Edited on March 10, 2009 at 10:01 PM. Reason : ]

3/10/2009 10:00:53 PM

^^ lol I just read that one.

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""I imagine I did it the redneck, wrong way, but I tried," he said."

hahahahaha

[Edited on March 10, 2009 at 10:05 PM. Reason : .]

3/10/2009 10:05:05 PM

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" 8 dead in North Carolina nursing home rampage Eight people have been killed and several others wounded in a shooting at a nursing home in Carthage, North Carolina, police said. "

-cnn.com

3/29/2009 4:23:52 PM

GO HEELS!!!!!1

3/29/2009 4:29:36 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090408/ts_nm/us_usa_states_taxes

[Edited on April 8, 2009 at 5:06 PM. Reason : made me think of this]

4/8/2009 5:06:38 PM

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"Domino's Prankster A Sex Offender APRIL 16--The woman who filmed herself and a co-worker as they joked about contaminating food at a Domino's Pizza in North Carolina is a registered sex offender who last year pleaded guilty to engaging in an illicit act with a 14-year-old girl."

4/16/2009 9:52:35 PM

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" (CNN) -- A North Carolina man is accused of arranging to have his wife raped through personal ads on the Web site Craigslist, police said Wednesday. The 25-year-old man, of Kannapolis, North Carolina, was arrested in connection with the incident that occurred at his home early Sunday, police said in a statement. Police responded to the home at about 2:45 a.m. after receiving a 911 call indicating a male armed with a knife appeared in the couple's bedroom and sexually assaulted the man's wife, authorities said. The man was present at the time of the assault, and two young children were in the home, but were unharmed and unaware of the incident, the police statement said. "During the investigation, investigators interviewed the victim and her husband," the statement said. "Investigators became suspicious when they noticed there was no sign of forced entry to the home. Investigators also developed information that led them to note specific inconsistencies in the initial statement provided by [the man]." But on Tuesday, police found that the man "had responded to at least two personal ads on Craigslist.com in an effort to arrange for someone to come to his home and have sex with his wife using some type of scare tactic." "Investigators believe [he] arranged this incident without the knowledge or consent of the victim," the police statement said. The woman was taken to a hospital after the assault, where she underwent a forensic examination and was interviewed, police said. She suffered no serious physical injuries and was released shortly afterward. Police did not release the identity of the victim. CNN is not naming the victim's husband in an effort to avoid identifying her. The incident remains under investigation, police said. The man faces charges including first-degree rape, two counts of first-degree sexual offense and one count of attempted first-degree sexual offense, according to the police statement. Kannapolis is about 26 miles northeast of Charlotte, North Carolina. "

6/3/2009 6:07:15 PM

haha wtf???

6/3/2009 6:12:12 PM

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"Undercover Statesville Deputy Arrested By Undercover Officer Statesville, NC -- An undercover deputy working for a North Carolina sheriff is so good at his job, he was arrested while trying to sell drugs to undercover officers working for the city police. The Statesville Record & Landmark reported Wednesday that an undercover Iredell County sheriff's deputy approached undercover officers with the Statesville Police Department and offered to sell them marijuana. Neither party recognized the other. "

http://www.digtriad.com/news/local_state/article.aspx?storyid=127361

8/4/2009 5:00:26 AM

lol wut at the last two

8/4/2009 6:31:42 AM

They both sound like plot lines for Reno 911.

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 7:56 AM. Reason : s]

8/4/2009 7:55:51 AM

Pregnant Teen Fatally Shot at School Bus Stop in North Carolina

9/14/2009 3:27:39 PM

^unfortunate story

9/14/2009 3:29:15 PM

sounds like its for the better

9/14/2009 3:42:10 PM

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"John Marlowe, who is facing two felony counts of child abuse, testified this week he circumcised his own penis a few years ago because God told him to do so. "God, the Holy Spirit pressed me to do this ... When God presses something on you to do it, you do it," Marlowe testified Wednesday."

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/10/01/Abuse-suspect-admits-to-self-circumcision/UPI-37721254422173/

10/3/2009 5:59:25 AM

im hungry now, i gotta have some bacon

10/3/2009 8:29:51 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/01/north.carolina.shooting/index.html

11/2/2009 8:47:17 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/03/north.carolina.deaths/index.html

Upscale neighborhood in Fayettevile?

11/3/2009 2:11:15 PM

shit

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 5:28 PM. Reason : i dint read that]

11/3/2009 5:28:12 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=11520803&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,574188,00.html

11/11/2009 5:48:05 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/16/north.carolina.missing.girl/index.html

11/16/2009 12:27:59 PM

^ http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/6426418/

they found her body

11/16/2009 1:39:50 PM

oh dag. that's like a mile from punchmonk's dad's house

11/16/2009 1:48:56 PM

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"Domino's Prankster A Sex Offender APRIL 16--The woman who filmed herself and a co-worker as they joked about contaminating food at a Domino's Pizza in North Carolina is a registered sex offender who last year pleaded guilty to engaging in an illicit act with a 14-year-old girl."

I think I worked at that Domino's when I was in highschool...awesome.

Also, Wayne County schools selling extra credit:

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/homepage/story/78717.html

11/16/2009 2:03:16 PM

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"RALEIGH, N.C. — Santa Claus is fine at a North Carolina Christmas parade. But Mrs. Claus has to stay away. Organizers of the Raleigh parade told The News & Observer of Raleigh that they are just following policy and children would be confused if there were two people in the Saturday parade in Santa suits. John Odom says organizers even discourage parade watchers from wearing Santa hats so everyone's attention is on the real St. Nick. Mrs. Claus isn't happy. Debra Goldman says she was allowed to don her gray wig and long red dress last year as she walked with the sheriff. Odom says organizers didn't know Goldman was dressing as Mrs. Claus last year. This year, she sent out a press release. Goldman says she still might wear a Santa hat as she walks."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,576172,00.html?test=latestnews

11/21/2009 9:59:40 PM

http://video.foxnews.com/12202228/screwed-by-the-town/?category_id=949437d0db05ed5f5b9954dc049d70b0c12f2749

rofl rofl

12/16/2009 12:47:14 AM

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"Quote : "NC man accused of carving "Mine" on rape victim Monday, March 08, 2010 Keith Alan Campbell HICKORY, N.C. -- A North Carolina man has been arrested and charged with raping a woman and carving the word "Mine" on her stomach. Multiple media outlets reported the Hickory woman was attacked early Saturday. Forty-one-year-old Keith Alan Campbell of Hickory is charged with first-degree rape, first-degree kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon, assault on a female and two counts of communicating threats. He was being held in the Catawba County jail Monday awaiting a first hearing. It was unclear if he had an attorney. The arrest warrant says Campbell tied up the woman and used a box cutter to carve the word "Mine" on her stomach.""

3/11/2010 1:51:43 PM

Ohio makes us look like small timers
every time i hear about ohio it something like a leprechaun being elected mayor or a river catching fire

3/11/2010 2:32:52 PM

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"Teacher writes 'Loser' on child's assignments The mother of a sixth grade student in Buncombe County, North Carolina says her daughter's teacher wrote 'loser' on the girl's class assignments and she's speaking out about the discouraging comments.… "

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/teacher-writes-loser-on-child-s-assignments-18593231

3/14/2010 11:53:43 PM

^ there's not enough information there to determine if that's really something bad or not.

3/14/2010 11:58:49 PM

Did you watch the video?

3/15/2010 12:20:41 AM

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/04/20/dnt.prom.date.rejected.wbtv?hpt=C2

Girl tries to take older brother to prom.

4/21/2010 12:01:26 PM

That's some West Virginia shit. In North Carolina.

4/21/2010 12:03:09 PM

That's a sad story

4/23/2010 12:12:48 PM

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"SANTA ANA, Calif. — A woman has been sentenced to death for murdering a fortuneteller and her daughter after the victims were unable to get her ex-lover back. Prosecutors say Tanya Nelson of Roanoke Rapids, N.C., was sentenced Friday in Santa Ana for masterminding the murders in 2005. Prosecutors say Nelson hired fortuneteller Ha "Jade" Smith to get her ex-lover back, but she drove across the country with an accomplice to kill her after the soothsayer told her to accept reality. Prosecutors say Smith and her 23-year-old daughter Anito Vo were stabbed and their faces and hands were covered in white paint, which may have been an attempt to cover up evidence. Nelson's accomplice Phillipe Zamora was sentenced last month to 25 years to life in prison."

4/24/2010 7:00:13 PM

I just saw an NC State sweatshirt on America's Most Wanted.

It was being worn by some ex-prison guard wanted for murder!

4/24/2010 9:12:50 PM

nice!

4/24/2010 9:14:48 PM

http://www.citizen-times.com/article/20100425/NEWS01/100425016

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" ASHEVILLE — Asheville Regional Airport police arrested a 23-year-old Ohio man who was carrying a handgun and listening to police radio scanners near the runway around the time President Barack Obama’s flight was leaving Asheville, according to investigators. Joseph Sean McVey, of Coshocton, in southeastern Ohio, pulled his vehicle in front of a gate in the rental car parking lot as Air Force One was taxiing on the runway just before 2 p.m., according to a case summary filed by police at the Buncombe County Magistrate's Office. McVey has been charged with going armed to the terror of the public, a misdemeanor offense. He is being held at the Buncombe County Detention Center on $100,000 secured bond. He did not get near the president. The car’s Ohio plates and other equipment including a digital camera on the dashboard and four large antennas on the trunk lid caught an airport police officer’s attention, according to the case summary. McVey got out of the car and started talking on a handheld radio attached to a remote earpiece and the officer noticed he was wearing a sidearm. The officer and Secret Service agents asked for McVey’s identification and when they ran his driver’s license number through a computer it did not come back as valid, according to the case summary. When the officer asked what he was doing, McVey stated “he heard the president was in town. He stated he wanted to see the president,” according to a case summary Officers then removed McVey’s Springfield XD 40 handgun and detained him. While searching his Pontiac Grand Prix, investigators heard police department radio traffic “indicating he was monitoring our frequency when he arrived,” according to the summary. Officers also found a siren box under his steering wheel, several pieces of paper with agency frequencies written on them and a sticky note in the cup holder with rifle scope formulas on them. "

4/25/2010 10:56:17 PM

timothy's cousin?

4/25/2010 11:30:52 PM