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NC86
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^ 37 dicks?

11/19/2007 9:21:59 AM

Sylvaa
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Not at the same time.

11/19/2007 9:30:03 AM

NC86
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eewww

11/19/2007 9:47:28 AM

drunknloaded
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this thread gave me good karma

11/19/2007 11:36:08 AM

Sylvaa
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^^Not like that!

11/19/2007 11:47:40 AM

NC86
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so youve sucked 37 dicks.


Geez thats gross

11/19/2007 11:48:19 AM

Sylvaa
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Haha, you are just jealous.

Bet you wish you could've done so well.

11/19/2007 11:50:37 AM

NC86
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no, i dont like whores.

I like to hang out with them because they're fun, but i wouldnt fuck one.

Thats just me though.

11/19/2007 11:51:54 AM

chembob
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^keep digging, g

11/19/2007 11:52:00 AM

Sylvaa
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Who said anything about fucking?

What's a little mouth action between friends?

11/19/2007 11:52:34 AM

NC86
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STDylva


hoe

11/19/2007 11:53:34 AM

DiamondAce
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^^Gaddamn girl!

[Edited on November 19, 2007 at 11:53 AM. Reason : .]

11/19/2007 11:53:41 AM

zxappeal
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I claim to have renounced Catholicism since the early days of high school, but often I wonder if it really mattered enough to make such a big deal of it all. I've been confirmed, known many Catholic people (my father's family is a big German Catholic family in Richmond), and even have a cousin who is a monsignor in the Diocese of Raleigh...

But somehow I always felt traumatized by my upbringing. I think it's because I've always had acute anxiety issues, and was always horribly afraid of having to do things like go to confession and actually tell my priest all the bad things I had done, or being a member of a church that nobody else in my hometown went to and everybody seemed to regard with suspicion...or later in life, I worried about messing up readings or responsorial psalms or the like (it really was my first exposure to talking in front of crowds).

And now some days I feel ashamed or embarrassed by the fact that I no longer practice the faith, yet most of my cousins are ardent followers. I feel like an outsider, like somebody who's left the fold and can't ever return because he's burned too many bridges, not just with other people and the Church, but within his own heart and mind.

So, looking at the other side of the coin...I don't know if I could marry a Catholic woman...it almost terrifies me to think of returning to the Church and how I would be treated.

My mom was Baptist prior to marrying my dad. She joined the Church, though.

By the way, NO, I've never been molested by the clergy.

11/19/2007 11:53:47 AM

Sylvaa
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Haha, because of course I am serious.

Didn't you see the part that I said I was Catholic. I am a good girl.

11/19/2007 11:55:21 AM

chembob
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^^

sucks man. you shouldn't have to be afraid

11/19/2007 11:55:30 AM

DiamondAce
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"I said I was Catholic. I am a good girl."


That don't mean shit!

Billy Joel has been misleading people for far too long now.

11/19/2007 11:57:10 AM

Wraith
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So for those of you whose parents were different religions or one was highly religious and the other wasn't, how did they go about trying to instill their beliefs upon you?

And if any of you are married to a person of different religion, what are your plans for your potential children?


I am not too religious of a person but I always seem to attract the Bible thumpers. I realize that living in the Bible belt (wtf is an Alabama?), more than likely I'll end up marrying one someday.

11/19/2007 12:03:39 PM

Sylvaa
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STDylvaa made me lol.

I'm really not though. I'm not pretty enough to be a whore. Who wants to sleep around if you only get ugly guys.

11/19/2007 12:04:30 PM

NC86
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low self esteem, check

Let me get that screen name girl. HOlla

11/19/2007 12:08:15 PM

chembob
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now what does that say about if you're gonna settle for a girl with "low self esteem," NC86?

11/19/2007 12:14:32 PM

Sylvaa
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You know what girls with low self esteem are good for?

11/19/2007 12:19:49 PM

drunknloaded
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if i say no will you still tell me lol

11/19/2007 12:26:35 PM

Sylvaa
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Everything!

11/19/2007 12:30:04 PM

puppy
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nothing. If you don't think highly of yourself, then that shows you must not really be worth much.

11/19/2007 12:30:46 PM

FykalJpn
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haha, it's a good thing you don't work at a suicide hotline

11/19/2007 12:32:27 PM

aea
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zxappeal- you shouldnt worry about how you would be treated if you decided to go back to the church. i think you'd be welcomed if anything. i know plenty of people that went away from the church when they were younger and came back years later (and some even left again). Actually the wife of a guy in my RCIA group is doing that now (since he is converting, she figured she could take it as chance to start over) and she had pretty much the same worries. even if you just went back for a little bit to see if you still had the same issues with being a catholic, it cant hurt to try.

11/19/2007 12:34:37 PM

puppy
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^^ haha,

11/19/2007 12:36:03 PM

drunknloaded
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got a lot of thoughts twirling in my head...after lab maybe i can type them out into coherent sentences

11/19/2007 12:50:05 PM

drunknloaded
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so i'm guessing catholics are typically republican?

11/19/2007 7:12:40 PM

aea
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^most of my catholic friends are democrats. im one of the few catholic republicans i know actually

11/19/2007 9:12:16 PM

chembob
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^agreed. most catholics are italian and irish and polish, etc. these groups have usually voted democrat, esp. up north.

11/19/2007 9:13:24 PM

drunknloaded
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how do you manage being a prochoice republican?

11/19/2007 9:13:43 PM

Kodiak
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I was raised Catholic, and I knew more Democrats than Republicans. And a lot of the Republicans were single-issue voters: abortion.

[Edited on November 19, 2007 at 9:17 PM. Reason : .]

11/19/2007 9:17:23 PM

Arab13
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nah 392

I just think you're one of the thousands of idiots that are talking out of there ass about it.

do you know how prevalent misinformation about Catholics is? I could guess out of 100 people, 30 of them have some wacky notion about it, 30 are Catholic and 30 might have a ok idea.

you are one that has some of those incredibly fucked up ones.

hence you actually think
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"patriarchy?"


is a actual doctrine


I bet you think Catholics worship Mary and eat children too. How about Jews? think they dance with the devil and are inherently evil?

11/19/2007 9:54:10 PM

Wyloch
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Contrary to popular belief, Billy Joel is not Catholic.

11/19/2007 10:17:16 PM

aea
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"how do you manage being a prochoice republican?"


easy- i dont vote purely on hot button issues. i vote for the person that has the most in common with my political opinions, especially on domestic issues. those people tend to be republicans. i am fairly confident that, even if the republicans had control of congress and their was a competent republican pres, that a ban on abortion would never make it through. so voting for republicans doesnt really affect my position on abortion

11/19/2007 10:33:10 PM

puppy
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"I could guess out of 100 people, 30 of them have some wacky notion about it, 30 are Catholic and 30 might have a ok idea."

what about the other 10?

11/19/2007 10:34:56 PM

chembob
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I guess Catholics don't believe in addition.

11/19/2007 10:40:09 PM

Arab13
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probably don't know anything at all, sorry my back is seriously agonizing atm

11/19/2007 10:46:29 PM

392
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"hence you actually think "patriarchy" is [an] actual doctrine"


oh yeah, cause if it's not an actual doctrine

then you can just ignore it when it happens 100% of the time



the fact is,

most catholics are a bunch of soulless woman-hating penis-loving patriarchal fucklords

no offense, though








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For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO, when they learn to blow.
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11/20/2007 6:58:32 AM

Jeepin4x4
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Come out come out virgina dont let me wait,
The catholic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one,
you know that only the good die young

11/20/2007 7:36:50 AM

chembob
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11/20/2007 7:37:39 AM

aea
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"most catholics are a bunch of soulless woman-hating penis-loving patriarchal fucklords

no offense, though"


no offense? yea, right...

why not try learning something about catholicism before talking crap?

11/20/2007 7:42:56 AM

Jader
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i'm only down with flying spaghetti monster chicks.

11/20/2007 7:55:52 AM

392
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"why not try learning something about catholicism before talking crap?"

why not become a priest before preaching to me?

oh right

you're the second class gender in catholic-land

jesus doesn't like your kind as much as he likes little boys

isn't that right? isn't what your precious club teaches? huh?

KNOW YOUR PLACE WOMAN!!!!

EAT YOUR WAFER AND SHUT UP!!

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11/20/2007 8:30:05 AM

DROD900
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trolls dont get wafers

[Edited on November 20, 2007 at 9:02 AM. Reason : as]

11/20/2007 9:02:37 AM

aea
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^^ i dont preach to people. i have my own beliefs, and you can have yours. but dont shit on people who have faith in something you choose to reject. i dont tell you to go to mass, or even to believe in God, but you think you can tell me i am wrong for being a catholic? if you want to actually debate over what you see as problems in the church, thats awesome. but all you have done is insult something you dont even try to understand

11/20/2007 10:26:55 AM

Kodiak
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I got a catholic block
It's around my head
I got a catholic block
And it's blood orange red
I got a catholic block
Do you like to fuck?
I got a catholic block
I guess I'm out of luck

11/20/2007 10:29:10 AM

Arab13
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Quote :
"the fact is,

most catholics are a bunch of soulless woman-hating penis-loving patriarchal fucklords

no offense, though"


ahahahahahahaha, be a good little brainwashed simpleton and keep your delusions to yourself.

you sound like one of those idiots that claim the holocaust didn't happen, it was all a big lie!

or one of the nutjobs that thinks that the 9/11 attacks were a government run conspiracy



but by all means keep making a complete fool out of yourself. it is amusing.

11/20/2007 1:00:42 PM

gellpak
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This thread keeps me entertained.

11/20/2007 1:24:08 PM

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