The People's Republic of China now recognizes page 3.

7/8/2007 9:17:01 PM

The candidates for Secretary General are
evan the representative from Niger
GrumpyGOP the representative from Mexico
Lionheart the representative from Djibouti.

The term for a Secretary General is 6 months. Voting begins now and ends July 12 at 8:00pm


Djibouti feels that as a permanent security council member that taking up the position of secretary general may be a conflict of interest. Therefore Djibouti places its vote with the representative from Mexico. However, the representative of Djibouti will serve in this capacity if it be the will of this council.

7/9/2007 12:10:34 AM

Canada concurs with the delegation from Djibouti, and votes for GrumpyGop as SecGen

7/9/2007 12:16:43 AM

The People's Republic of China votes Lionheart for SG

7/9/2007 12:31:26 AM

Japan votes for GrumpyGOP

7/9/2007 12:39:14 AM

I should represent Jamaica. I guess because my family is Jamaican.

7/9/2007 12:40:09 AM

i would like sicily

7/9/2007 12:47:46 AM

I am hereby withdrawing from my post as official delegate of the Principality of Sealand. It has become clear that the majority of the United Nations is against the recognition of the sovereignty of the Principality of Sealand, and I feel my efforts are in vain. I am therefore handing over the reigns to Snewf, who I feel will be an excellent delegate if the sovereignty of the Principality of Sealand is ever recognized by this body.

Instead, I now wish to be recognized as the official delegate of Denmark, my country of origin.

7/9/2007 12:58:09 AM

i have no idea what the point of this thread is

7/9/2007 12:59:05 AM

just saw this thread

all the good countries are taken

I'll have to be terrorist I guess

[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 1:01 AM. Reason : if i'm the official terrorist delegation, do I get to picbomb this thread from time to time?]

7/9/2007 1:01:08 AM

I will take Columbia and would like to start exporting immediately.

7/9/2007 1:07:38 AM

^^yes

7/9/2007 1:09:08 AM

The Republic of Niger wishes to make the council aware that evan was the designer of the posters that represented the single most visible campaign ever held on NCSU's campus last semester. This being said, along with his obvious political prowess and insane sex appeal, the Republic of Niger requests your votes for evan as Secretary General of the TWWUN.

7/9/2007 1:10:04 AM

Russia votes yay on resolution 1 and yay on resolution 2

Russia would like to petition the United States for the immediate execution of Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia under the grounds theat they are both wasting precious oxygen

Russia also votes for GrumpyGOP

[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 1:13 AM. Reason : .]

7/9/2007 1:13:11 AM

The United States of America understands the oxygen shortage and is currently investigating both individuals due to accusations of grand larceny.

The United States of America votes for GrumpyGOP as Secretary General.

7/9/2007 1:19:18 AM

alright, i partially looked at a list of countries managed by users here...

i would like to represent the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia(FYROM)

7/9/2007 1:41:52 AM

Russia would like to petition the former members of the USSR to reunite.

7/9/2007 1:56:01 AM

with regard to the accession of the virgin islands,

sweden would remind the united states that according to the montevideo convention (of which the US is a signatory) a soveriegn state should possess: a permanent population, a defined territory, a government, and the capacity to enter into relations with the other states. can the united states show that these pre-conditions have not been met, particularly that the virgin islands are restricted from establishing international relations?

with regard to relocation to the lounge,

it is sweden's long-standing position that freedom of speech is an integral part of any democracy, and that even unpopular speech should be protected from undue censure. we believe that relocation of twwun endangers this protection, and as such vote nay to TWWUN Resoluton 02

[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 3:41 AM. Reason : i'm leet ]

7/9/2007 3:39:54 AM

i call Greece, seeing as my family hails from there and such



[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 7:41 AM. Reason : ]

7/9/2007 7:35:14 AM

Israel, votes as my nose tells me. Yay to resolution number 1, Nay to resolution number 2.

7/9/2007 7:53:33 AM

I will be France's new dictator

im gonna turn their shit around

7/9/2007 7:56:17 AM

has poland been claimed

ill take it

7/9/2007 8:41:31 AM

I again appeal to the assembled nations to recognize the Principality of Sealand and to immediately send aid to alleviate the mounting humanitarian crisis

7/9/2007 8:46:59 AM

Israel changes it's vote to Nay on resolution number 1--due to the financial stipulation.

7/9/2007 8:48:15 AM

fuck you Zionist pigs

7/9/2007 8:52:24 AM

The United Kingdom votes NAY on Resolution 2 on grounds of freedom of speech and the general allowance of various shenanigans and tomfooleries.

7/9/2007 9:02:30 AM

Tell me, do Sealanders eat shellfish?

7/9/2007 9:03:57 AM

the Principality of Sealand is forced to declare that from here forward no copyright or other iteration of legal rights to information property from the nation of Israel will be honored by Sealand

Sealand is also implementing a general economic embargo against the nation of Israel on moral grounds
the embargo will be lifted when Israel has implemented substantial steps to end its fascist occupation and oppression of the Palestinian land and people

7/9/2007 9:08:35 AM

This has been noted.

7/9/2007 9:11:27 AM

the french delegation disagrees with the embargo of Israel and submits to the coucil that a third party treaty must be constructed to end the blood loss between Isreal and the Palestinian people.

7/9/2007 9:17:49 AM

Ireland agrees in part with the first resolution, that the place in question indeed be called Sealand, but that we introduce legislation naming the official feline of said land "Seacat." We abstain from voting until this is introduced.

On the second part, we vote Yea, to spite the existing British vote.

[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 9:21 AM. Reason : ya limeys]

7/9/2007 9:20:06 AM

the Principality of Sealand would like to point out to the French ambassador that, at present, the Principality of Sealand is not a recognized member of the United Nations

treaties and diplomacy would be more easily entered into if free, open discourse and the recognition of national sovereignity were formally recognized

7/9/2007 9:20:38 AM

sweden would remind the petitioner that sealand, like the virgin islands, should possess: a permanent population, a defined territory, a government, and the capacity to enter into relations with the other states, as prima facie evidence of sovereignty; at present this has been called into serious question

[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 9:29 AM. Reason : .]

7/9/2007 9:29:05 AM

france agrees with the swedish embassador

7/9/2007 9:36:27 AM

Sealand maintains a steady population of around 10 inhabitants

our ability to expand has been greatly hindered by our 2006 disaster, a fire which gutted our fair nation and crippled our power production facilities

7/9/2007 9:48:27 AM

Poland agrees with Sweden. Poland asks to see proof of a governing body of Sealand

7/9/2007 10:04:52 AM

10 inhabitants is not enough to be identified as a city much less a sovereign nation

the french delegation motions that the land of "Sealand" be bought and colonized by the highest bidder to start the development of the land. The ten inhabitants will be known as Sealand, ____ colony and will be placed in counsel member positions for the good of the land.

[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 10:09 AM. Reason : do i hear any supporters and bidders?]

7/9/2007 10:06:28 AM

Sealand is governed by a succession of the Royal Bates lineage

in 1978 the German government sent a diplomat to negotiate for the release of a former national being held for treason in Sealand - this qualifies as de facto recognition of Sealand's sovereignty

7/9/2007 10:10:28 AM

Canada would like to table this discussion and heavily implies that any motion to make Sealand a voting member of the United Nations will be vetoed.

7/9/2007 10:13:15 AM

if this is to be the case the Principality of Sealand will be forced to suspend recognition of any and all international copyright law

7/9/2007 10:16:27 AM

I want Kazakhstan

7/9/2007 10:17:00 AM

France recognizes Sealand as a cultural entity but not as a sovereign, governmental state which has any right to a place in the UN due to its lack of nationality, government, and structure.

7/9/2007 10:17:54 AM

DURKA DURKA. JIHADISTAN!








DURKA DURKA BAK BA LAK

7/9/2007 10:18:21 AM

actually, wait
is spain still around? I could be them instead of terrorists

pic bombing might get old after a tick

7/9/2007 10:19:19 AM

spain is not represented at this time

7/9/2007 10:20:40 AM

I call Puerto Rico

and if you don't want to recognize it as a country then I call Hungary

7/9/2007 10:22:18 AM

I will represent the fair land Peru


[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 10:23 AM. Reason : PERU]

7/9/2007 10:23:05 AM

Since I am france, do i get tahiti and the other places we own?

7/9/2007 10:23:24 AM

I now represent the Great Country of Kazakhstan

is the assholes Uzbekistan represented yet?

7/9/2007 10:23:48 AM

The Spanish Delegation calls for some tapas.

7/9/2007 10:24:01 AM