(3) Back when I lived in the dorms, me and my roommate used to keep a fart jar, where every time we had to fart we would open it up real quick, fart in the jar, and then seal it up. Well we had been doing this for a couple weeks, and so there were some really old farts sealed up. Well this girl in our dorm came into our room and was sitting and playing the keyboard. I came up behind her with the fart jar, opened the top, and shoved the jar under her nose, and she took a huge whiff. She made the worst gagging sounds for about 5 minutes and kept asking what was in there. I swear she was about to throw up. Later curiosity got the best of me and I smelled it too, and it was seriously the worst thing I have ever smelled, it was like (nasty week old "taco bell + old potato chip + rotten egg" fart)^20

[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 4:33 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2007 4:33:42 PM

haha remember when they made jack smell the fart jar? poor jack

11/14/2007 4:37:21 PM

dude, you can put a fart in a jar and save it for later?

11/14/2007 5:26:19 PM

11/14/2007 7:42:44 PM

ahhhhhhhhhh

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