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4/12/2007 12:39:37 PM

people who...no, that's right - people.

4/12/2007 2:44:18 PM

4/20/2007 6:05:44 AM

4/20/2007 6:10:36 AM

I reiterate

that lane that ends by snoopys on hillsborough IS NOT A FUCKING LANE FOR YOU TO TRY TO SIDLE UP AND GET AHEAD OF PEOPLE

FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU ASSHOLES

I AM GOING TO FUCKING DRIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF BOTH THOSE LANES WITH A BIG MIDDLE FINGER OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

TRY SIDLEING UP NOW YOU ASSCUNTS

4/20/2007 3:05:42 PM

heres the carl dance

thats my buddy, carl, who goes to michigan state. I swear hes really not that gay.





[Edited on April 20, 2007 at 3:14 PM. Reason : l]

4/20/2007 3:13:42 PM

4/20/2007 3:16:51 PM

This guy:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18220228/

4/20/2007 4:09:00 PM

People who litter when the trash in question's cover story is about ways to save the planet.

4/20/2007 5:40:26 PM

people who do nothing but bitch about their major, papers, exams, teachers, HW, etc.

This is seriously all I hear from the people in my major and I'm sick of it.

4/20/2007 5:52:09 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=473490&page=1

4/20/2007 5:52:54 PM

Old men who say "Ill have a corn" instead of saying popcorn

the worst is when they dont say what size and act like you are retarded because you havent started making it

4/20/2007 6:03:52 PM

4/25/2007 1:05:45 PM

Quote :

"people who watch deal or no deal, and talk about it to you the next day. pick a box, it's not rocket science. people who are not smarter than a fifth grader. "

win.

4/25/2007 1:10:28 PM

people who hate going to school. you're paying to be here, if you don't like it man up to your parents and gtfo. you can get drunk anywhere.

4/25/2007 1:16:42 PM

Whenever I talk to my boss on the phone.

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4/26/2007 10:36:14 AM

having to take a shit but someone is in the bathroom.

4/26/2007 10:38:32 AM

^

4/26/2007 10:40:21 AM

having to take a piss, but someone is using the next urinal over, and moaning/looking over at you/trying to strike up conversation/standing too far back, trying to show off his junk.

4/26/2007 12:05:35 PM

Old people who walk to the front of a long line (ex: grocery deli, banks anywhere a line forms) and when confronted they pretend they did not notice the 12 people already waiting.

4/26/2007 12:09:07 PM

old drivers who should NOT be driving, speeding on I-40, not using signals, etc.



television

[Edited on April 26, 2007 at 12:16 PM. Reason : tv]

4/26/2007 12:10:44 PM

old ass fucking bitches who use typewriters and refuse to learn how to use MS Office. Or a computer for that matter.

people that own little dogs that do nothing but bite, shiver, and yelp

[Edited on May 7, 2007 at 12:11 PM. Reason : ]

5/7/2007 12:06:13 PM

People who still slow down for that "bump" at the intersection of chapel hill road and maynard road.

5/7/2007 12:16:02 PM

^ on the same fucking note: when people slow down going over train tracks in front of me. it just makes it take longer and makes it bumpier.

5/7/2007 12:17:52 PM

on a traffic note:

people who drive in the left lane when there's minimal traffic and drive the exact same speed as the car immediately on their right.

x10 when truckers do it

5/7/2007 12:20:54 PM

people who say something along the lines of "a little thing called [insert big thing]"

5/7/2007 4:52:21 PM

5/7/2007 4:52:57 PM

guy bummin me for change on hillsborough friday... wearing a unc sweatshirt. i told him if he found a new shirt, i'd give him the "40 cents" he so craved

5/7/2007 5:58:02 PM

haha, i almost shit myself laughing last weekend

we got hit up at the gas station by a bum for change and my buddy reaches into his pocket and gives the guy a breath mint from the restaurant we were at.

5/8/2007 7:36:30 AM

people who say "who are you and what'd you do with [name]?" and think it's even close to funny.

5/10/2007 11:11:21 PM

people who will take punchlines that you mumble to a few people, tell them outloud to everyone, and thus steal your joke

5/10/2007 11:24:06 PM

people who say natty lite

6/1/2007 12:08:33 AM

faux anything

6/1/2007 8:03:22 PM

Jon Lovitz--signing a contract with the Laugh Factory to perform there every Wednesday for the rest of his life.

6/1/2007 8:37:47 PM

the one liner jokes on the showbiz show with david spade

6/2/2007 5:14:46 PM

6/2/2007 5:17:04 PM

People who label Hollywood movies 'liberal propaganda'

People talk as though the entire nation can be divided into liberals and conservatives

People who, no matter how much everyone else is laughing at the joke, have found a way to be offended

6/2/2007 5:34:01 PM

roommates that clog up the toilet, then dont do anything...leave it like that for hrs, then you come in to take a quick piss and when you flush it it overflows!!!!!!!

[Edited on June 2, 2007 at 5:36 PM. Reason : w]

6/2/2007 5:35:07 PM

people that don't upperdeck roddy's toilet

6/2/2007 5:37:15 PM

getting rickrolled

6/2/2007 5:41:50 PM

Feminists who oppose Playboy Magazine....


....because all these girls were surely forced and exploited into posing.

[Edited on June 2, 2007 at 6:05 PM. Reason : ]

6/2/2007 6:05:05 PM

turning the tv on to find out wheel of fortune is on instead of jeopardy

6/2/2007 7:08:57 PM

people who laugh at your jokes, and then say "What?"

6/5/2007 6:12:45 PM

waking up late because somehow you turned off the radio alarm in your sleep


ive done this like 50423 times now.. and fucking hell.. and especially today when I had a midterm. Luckily i just walked in and took the test and finished after everyone left. hopefully she didnt take off pts for being an hour late

6/6/2007 1:28:18 PM

People who believe The Da Vinci Code

6/6/2007 11:13:01 PM

6/6/2007 11:14:14 PM

Quote :

"people who wait in line at a mcdonalds and then dont know what they want when it is their turn to order"

sinbad has a bit about that

pretty funny

people who walk into the restaurant 2 minutes before closing, order for here and get an appetizer

6/7/2007 3:13:21 AM

Indian people who ask for a ticket to "hindi movie."

6/10/2007 3:03:53 PM

Customer walks up to box office window.

Customer: "One please"
Me: "For which movie?"
Customer: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaahhhhhh what was it uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Me: *carl face*

6/10/2007 3:05:36 PM

Boredom
Mark Derosa
Third Basemen in general
Florida Gators and anyone who likes them
Daylight Savings time
McDonalds
Burger King
Breakfast at a fast food restaurant
Going to work
Getting to class late
Getting to class early
Going to class at all
Stop Signs
Stop Lights
Babies
Slow ass people on the freeway
People who can't drive
Hippies
People who paint BUSH or WAR underneath the STOP on stop signs... I swear Im going to paint VANDALISM underneath the STOP one day.
Cold Pizza
Celine Deon
Marah Carey
Blink 182
American Idol
Green Bay Packers
Canned Fruit
The phrase "you are never fully dressed without a smile"
People who jog in place at stop lights
Cucumbers
Cole Slaw
Cantelope
Gin
Tequilla
People who say they are going to call you back then dont.
The Atkins Diet
The fucker who honks his horn outside my house every day at 8:00 in the morning
Flowers
The Honda Element
Cop Movies
The Cap Locks button
Personality Tests
Dr. Phil
Solitaire
Goths
80s music...We should pack all music from the 80s into a rocket and launch it towards the sun)
People who try to turn without using a turn signal
People who don't get over into the fucking turning lane.
The phrase "It takes one to know one"
The phrase "In todays world"
People who put "I like to have fun" in their profiles. Who the hell doesn't? You are truely unique
People who put "My friend made me do it" in their profiles. Bullshit
"Hmmmm"
"I'll think about it" this means No
Horscopes
Faded Blue Jeans
Blue jeans with 20 pockets on them
Blue jeans period
People who can't speak English
People who can't spell
Iraq
"I'm not really seeing anyone..." Except for Greg, Steve, and Brian...on Fridays.
"Well thats your opinion" No shit, whose else is it?
Infomercials
Diet Sprite
The phrase: Sorry, but (also known as "No offense, but")
Hangovers
The sequals to the Matrix
Telemarketers
Country Music
Hunting
Morning radio shows
Womens basketball
Being sick
Punk ass kids
"Some of the best things in life are free" Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.



Here's a list of things that make my day

Sleeping
Not going to class
Not going to work
Football season
Speeding
Jack Daniels
Linkin Park
Eating
good looking women
Arguing with someone when I am obviously wrong just to see how long it takes them to catch on.
The beach
Watching someone run towards the elevator and press the CLOSE DOOR button
People falling or tripping
Answering an open ended question with an open ended question.
Breaking things
Playstation 2

6/10/2007 3:20:59 PM