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12/5/2006 11:59:18 PM

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12/5/2006 11:59:20 PM

pwnt

12/5/2006 11:59:39 PM

Quote :

"an ex-bf a few years ago was "interested" in butt play on himself (me doing the playing), so after a thorough shower one night i played around on him with a finger or two, and he loved it...and when we were done, the smell on my finger sickened me to the point that i had no desire to ever get near his asshole again no, i didn't lick it...i just fingered it...and that was enough for me! i would never let a guy lick my butthole, that's just too gross i'm interested in lots of things, but that's not one of them."

One thing I usually do is to slip a condom over two fingers and lubricate the plastic - it's sanitary and covenient. And to use the tongue usually requires a certain degree of intoxication beforehand if you're a first-timer.

12/6/2006 12:07:05 AM

yeah there's nothing wrong with gloves

shouldn't be fisting without a barrier

12/6/2006 12:09:21 AM

if the person cleaned really well beforehand then there is nothing wrong with it. the best place is in the shower because you can get her into it by washing her yourself to your hearts content so you then know it's clean. and there is no pleasure like it; for male or female. it stimulates differently than other things and can def bring a lot more pleasure to sex.

12/6/2006 1:18:49 AM

it feels good to be licked...

12/6/2006 1:49:36 AM

way to fuck up my boner you fuckin accident

12/6/2006 2:06:49 AM

ive always wanted to do it to the right girl

itd prolly have to be in the shower though

but ive had it done on me HOLLA

12/6/2006 2:17:47 AM

yall are some sick fuckers.

12/6/2006 2:48:17 AM

Quote :

"stale buttwater is gross, especially if she microfarts or something"

/thread

12/6/2006 4:47:48 AM

im going to eat some ass for lunch today

12/6/2006 10:57:49 AM

I remember one girl in high school wanted me to lick her butt when I'd go down there. As I was working my way down, it was all hairy and nasty. I just couldn't do it. My current ladyfriend gets all that junk waxed, so it's 100x better, cleaner, and smoother. And, I do the same thing so she's more likely to recriprocate on me

I might want some butthole tonight after dinner

12/6/2006 11:44:25 AM

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"stale buttwater is gross, especially if she microfarts or something, some of that smell/taste gets captured in the water up there."

hahahaha

12/6/2006 11:46:53 AM

haha, yeah i laughed at the term "microfarts"

12/6/2006 11:48:19 AM

biggest laugh I've had on tdub in a while.

gg sir

12/6/2006 12:31:05 PM

Quote :

"My current ladyfriend gets all that junk waxed, so it's 100x better, cleaner, and smoother. And, I do the same thing so she's more likely to recriprocate on me"

Everything is better hairless. If all I am doing is performing oral sex, I don't mind hair on a guy or a girl as long as it is well kept. But I want things smooth, if I am getting into assplay.

And my god, it is funny to watch a girl try to shave her ass because it requires some bizarre contortions in the shower to do a good job of it.

12/6/2006 12:35:53 PM

I prefer unwashed

12/6/2006 2:37:07 PM

eat shit and die, biatch

12/6/2006 2:53:02 PM

Literally.

12/6/2006 3:27:28 PM

Quote :

"Everything is better hairless."

I love you.

12/6/2006 3:30:40 PM

bttt

1/2/2007 11:23:18 PM

i'm trying to figure out how this ended up in

1/3/2007 12:55:02 PM

I LICKA DA BUTT LIKEA THIS

1/3/2007 1:00:30 PM

lmao that elephant up there

1/3/2007 1:02:22 PM

I love this thread.

1/3/2007 1:03:15 PM

Dude that's just gross.

1/3/2007 1:04:03 PM

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"It's a carefully planned process, because I can't let her know that I won't get close to it without her showering first."

that's fucking stupid.

are you saying your broad would have a hissy fit if you told her she had to shower first for you to toss her salad? what, she wants you to eat her shit?

1/3/2007 7:45:56 PM

Quote :

"ive always wanted to do it to the right girl itd prolly have to be in the shower though but ive had it done on me HOLLA"

1/3/2007 7:50:04 PM

this is a joke right?

1/3/2007 7:51:24 PM

Quote :

"this is a joke right?"

Why would it be?

1/3/2007 7:51:45 PM

Quote :

"It's a carefully planned process, because I can't let her know that I won't get close to it without her showering first."

why not, thats about the only time it'd be (somewhat) sanitary. i think any rational person would realize that

1/3/2007 7:52:21 PM

why would this have to be a joke? many people engage in analingus.

1/3/2007 7:53:04 PM

why yes me and my girl engage in it all the time

1/3/2007 7:54:19 PM

haha i'm with jen...shit comes out of the asshole, therefore my lips will not be touching that

1/3/2007 7:57:20 PM

...and vomit comes out of the mouth.

Oh, sorry. You were trying to make a point.

1/3/2007 7:57:51 PM

so you shit as often as you vomit?

1/3/2007 7:59:09 PM

Quote :

"why not, thats about the only time it'd be (somewhat) sanitary."

Good point. I don't think that he should be all CIA about getting her in the shower before eating ass.

In fact, now that I think about it, I even advertise that I'm all squeaky clean and freshly shaven/waxed when I'm looking to get some.

Quote :

"shit comes out of the asshole, therefore my lips will not be touching that"

Do you have anal sex?
Do you receive a blow job ever again after doing her in the ass?
Do you kiss her?

[Edited on January 3, 2007 at 8:01 PM. Reason : I just don't understand the squeamishness.]

1/3/2007 7:59:55 PM

I'd do it... as long as I could put my D in it afterwards

1/3/2007 8:02:08 PM

i mean, i wouldn't necessarily tell her the sanitary reason right before you wanna hook up. but i'd mention it some time when yall are talking about sex, but NOT if you've just hooked up with her. she might get offended then.

1/3/2007 8:03:07 PM

you dont get my squeamishness?...i dont get your nastyness!

1/3/2007 8:03:56 PM

hmm, the real problem here is teh microfarts. microfarts microfarts.

1/3/2007 8:06:23 PM

Quote :

"so after a thorough shower one night i played around on him with a finger or two, and he loved it...and when we were done, the smell on my finger sickened me to the point that i had no desire to ever get near his asshole again "

for finger play (or any insertion of any kind), showering is not enough, and in fact, not as important as the other thing you need to make sure of:

empty bowels (naturally, or with the help of an enema)

1/3/2007 8:07:15 PM

this thread title is gross but the first post made me laugh out loud

1/3/2007 8:08:30 PM

^^That's implied, and pretty damn obvious.

[Edited on January 3, 2007 at 8:08 PM. Reason : not that ^]

1/3/2007 8:08:40 PM

Well, a majority of guys are willing to cram their most precious genitals in someone's asshole. . .I think that if you're willing to put your dick in it, you should be willing to put your mouth on it.

Not only that, you urinate out of your penis, but I guarantee you that you still kiss a girl after she sucks your dick. A girl's urinates halfway between her clit and her vagina, yet guys still go down on girls. That's no more drinking piss than it is eating shit when you lick ass.

1/3/2007 8:09:38 PM

one word: crunchies

1/3/2007 8:11:00 PM

1/3/2007 8:11:28 PM

Quote :

"^^That's implied, and pretty damn obvious."

i don't see how it is implied or obvious, seeing as how her finger smelled horrible after the finger-ass-play. obviously, his bowels were not as clean as they should have been.

1/3/2007 8:14:07 PM

Quote :

"i don't see how it is implied or obvious, seeing as how her finger smelled horrible after the finger-ass-play. obviously, his bowels were not as clean as they should have been."

You cannot rid a colon of all fecal matter safely. To do so requires more enemas than is safe, even if they're pure water.

1/3/2007 8:15:00 PM