In 3rd place, Miss Annabelle Veal!

8/10/2006 6:07:47 PM

You're getting paid for this, right?

Well, not exactly...I mean there was talk of ice cream, but not on my terms...

8/10/2006 6:12:23 PM

I no dust buster any more!

8/10/2006 6:13:33 PM

"You're fired!"
"YOU CAN'T FIRE ME; I'M YOUR SON!"
"I was talking to Lupe!"
"Oh, well that makes more sense."

8/10/2006 6:18:23 PM

They won't know the difference if they squint. God know they're squinters!

8/10/2006 9:23:31 PM

i LOVE this show!

8/10/2006 10:49:47 PM

Way to plant, Ann!

8/11/2006 1:49:25 AM

Her?

8/11/2006 3:00:27 AM

Quote :

"Minimun GPA graduate??"

8/11/2006 3:01:01 AM

she's picking up a little korean

8/11/2006 5:17:52 AM

I told them no stripping, but I can't promise their instincts won't take over.

8/11/2006 12:50:10 PM

Not four times, four women!

8/11/2006 2:38:05 PM

Gob: Tell you what we're gonna do: "Rock Paper Scissors" for it.
Michael: No, no I'm not...
Gob: One, two, three. Paper covers rock.
Michael: It is a rock, though. Should beat everything.
Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. It's kind of like on a boat with "Women and children first." I mean, why should they...

8/11/2006 2:52:47 PM

Where's my P? Find my P!

8/11/2006 5:49:24 PM

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing.

8/12/2006 2:34:18 AM

Okay, you’re a perfectionist. Flashes of Quincy.

8/12/2006 2:37:40 AM

"I really think the reason we always fight is because Dad always played us off each other."

"Dad always said that was your fault."

8/12/2006 1:29:08 PM

Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be safe in IRAs.

8/12/2006 4:02:58 PM

Hey Dr. Hate.

8/12/2006 4:42:16 PM

THEN WHY DON'T YOU MARRY AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH!

*click*

8/12/2006 5:46:10 PM

Welcome to the Church and State Fair!

8/12/2006 8:34:56 PM

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working

8/14/2006 2:56:56 AM

I'm doubling up:

George Sr.: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?!

J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

--

Wife of G.O.B.: Hi, um, I’m waiting for “Gahb” Bluth.

G.O.B.: I’m “G.O.B.” Bluth. My wife send you?

Wife of G.O.B.: I’m your wife.

G.O.B.: I knew that. Nice to see you again... Usarmy.

8/14/2006 4:39:16 AM

you're just jealous i have a super hot wife with huge cans

8/14/2006 5:24:56 AM

you're right inside me now

8/14/2006 5:25:24 AM

maeby: you don't see me nervous being on my third virgin bloody mary

george michael : why would you be nervous? there's no alcohohl in a virgin bloody mary

maeby: there's not? this is ridiculious, waiter give me a virgin pina colada. now we'll get things started

8/14/2006 5:33:23 AM

tobias: we'll be like tracy and hepburn. what do you say you old poop?

lindsay: o god, he's hepburn.

8/14/2006 5:44:13 AM

Mom, after all these years...you think God's going to take a call from you?

8/14/2006 2:57:22 PM

Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.

8/14/2006 3:11:21 PM

I think that that was maybe the house settling. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

--

Mrs. Featherbottom: Take your Fun-Fun.

Maeby: This is my mom's. And it's Phen-Phen. And it's been banned by the FDA.

Mrs. Featherbottom: Oh, well, you should...Always read the label / You should always read it well / In the most delicious way!

--

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.

8/15/2006 7:55:43 AM

STEVE HOLT IS A BASTARD

8/15/2006 11:51:22 AM

Michael: All we have in the freezer is a dead dove.

Gob: you didn't eat that did you?

8/15/2006 2:00:54 PM

I've made a huge mistake.

8/15/2006 2:20:54 PM

i missed so many jokes from this show

8/15/2006 2:26:21 PM

^I don't remember that quote...

"I have Pop-Pop in the attic!"

"See, the mere fact that you call it 'Pop-Pop' just shows me that you're not ready for that level of commitment."

8/15/2006 2:58:57 PM

8/16/2006 11:34:09 AM

I ain't kissing that old bitch!

8/16/2006 11:37:46 AM

"where am i?"

"you're in the hospital"

"...ta-da"

8/17/2006 2:55:57 PM

What have I always said was the most important thing?

Breakfast?

No...family.

Oh, I thought you meant food.

8/17/2006 3:09:24 PM

There's the Jewish notion of heaven, and that it can be attained here on Earth. And there is your belief ... in the cleansing power of the pipe.

8/19/2006 12:02:14 PM

I did it Michael. I fucked the business model!

8/19/2006 12:08:04 PM

I'm going to stand behind the pep band and hold up a sign that says "They're my ILLUSIONS, Michael" during "The Final Countdown."

8/20/2006 5:47:06 PM

-Why is there a piece of shoe on your head?

-To remind me that the divine presence is always above me.

8/21/2006 11:44:02 AM

All you need are smiles, lots and lots and lots of smiiiiiiiiiles

8/21/2006 11:49:02 AM

"you really need to stop quoting when you drink"


*into his shirt sleeve* "WHAT'D HE MAKE THAT VIDEO IN A CAVE??!?!?"

8/21/2006 11:55:35 AM

Somebody is a rude Gus. That’s all.

8/26/2006 2:29:55 PM

he can't even grow his own hair

ann: this is my mother, some people say we could be sisters
michael: i would never say that

8/26/2006 5:08:28 PM

Season 3 comes out in three days!

8/26/2006 5:24:25 PM

Marta: Te Amo!

GOB: What does that mean?

Marta: I love you.

GOB: Aaaaaand, now i'm late

--

the other good quote was when they were having a family meeting and george michael was like:

George Michael: I do have a job

Buster: what?

George Michael: I work at the banana stand.

Buster: Ohhh, I thought you meant you were like a plumber or something, I was like, "When did THAT happen??"

8/26/2006 7:28:18 PM

set em up

8/27/2006 12:28:42 PM