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7/19/2006 12:43:01 PM

KittyKitty
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Heh, I wish I weren't so damn lazy, or I'd write of all the horribly, ridiculously awful things guys do in bed..

but it's fairly well known that guys can be completely oblivious morons, so we'll just leave it at that.

7/19/2006 1:35:10 PM

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is your man not putting the 3 or 4 fingers up the back door like you're used to?

7/19/2006 1:39:03 PM

darkone
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damn

7/19/2006 1:43:20 PM

KittyKitty
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Nah, actually the last couple guys were so pathetically boring that lately I'd rather do it myself than waste my time.. I mean to the point where I couldn't even feign interest or enjoyment.

That's BAD.

7/19/2006 1:51:24 PM

esgargs
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that's what happens when you whore yourself out at a young age

you lose interest in sex

7/19/2006 2:03:56 PM

KittyKitty
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Are you still miffed cause you can't get any?

1) Not a whore

2) Not uninterested in sex.
Edit More specifically, not uninterested in sex w/ attractive brainy people--thats the prob w/ screwin fine ass morons. Eventually they start talking and everything goes to hell in a handbasket)


Edit 2: ( V Oh, only boring w/ some people)

[Edited on July 19, 2006 at 2:09 PM. Reason : a]

7/19/2006 2:05:20 PM

esgargs
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I didn't say anything about not getting any

but you did say something about finding it boring.

7/19/2006 2:06:52 PM

MattJM321
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I think it's funny how esgargs gets so self-rightous when he is the last person in the world anyone would ask for his philosophical opinion on sex.

7/19/2006 2:13:20 PM

esgargs
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I am righteous...you fuckers can't even quote your own damn Bible when it comes to this.

7/19/2006 2:13:56 PM

MattJM321
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i'm not talking religion here browny. don't throw me in with that lot.

it just seems like you have resigned yourself and are bitter.

7/19/2006 2:19:07 PM

esgargs
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bitter?

ahaha

are you gonna talk about experience with whores now?

7/19/2006 2:19:49 PM

MattJM321
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nah i'm sure you've had plenty of past experience with girlfriends...or whores as you call them. /sarcasm

7/19/2006 2:21:07 PM

esgargs
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I wouldn't be so righteous if I had experience, though.

7/19/2006 2:22:01 PM

KittyKitty
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I don't think deciding to not sleep around because girls aren't interested in sleeping with you qualifies as making you 'righteous"

[Edited on July 19, 2006 at 2:27 PM. Reason : v agreed.. he's bitter. poor guy. ]

7/19/2006 2:24:11 PM

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i mean he is bitter, so he resigns himself into saying things like "that's what happens when you whore yourself out at a young age, you lose interest in sex"

7/19/2006 2:26:00 PM

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Quote :
"the last couple guys were so pathetically boring"



thats fucked up

7/19/2006 3:59:07 PM

KittyKitty
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Okay.. I should actually uhm.. clarify.. Okay. Actually there was one in early spring that was pretty fun. But yes.. still f-ed up.

7/19/2006 6:08:04 PM

esgargs
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who said anything about girls not being interested in sleeping with me.

This is America right?

[Edited on July 19, 2006 at 6:08 PM. Reason : .]

7/19/2006 6:08:45 PM

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^hahahhah...

7/19/2006 10:05:24 PM

rjrgrl
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if we're so bad then go fuck guys, see if that suits you any better

7/20/2006 9:31:09 PM

esgargs
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rjrgrl is mad

7/20/2006 10:42:02 PM

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^^i haven't been reading the thread that closely, so i don't know what that comment is about, and i've yet to make a full determination about you specifically. Additionally, I'm not voicing agreement with the original post, and I'm not about to find out if dudes are any better...


but most girls are really lame in bed.

[Edited on July 20, 2006 at 10:56 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/20/2006 10:54:48 PM

esgargs
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can't expect much from a whore.

7/20/2006 11:00:00 PM

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Keyword being attractive.

Women don't screw based on brains alone.

7/20/2006 11:03:02 PM

esgargs
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I'd say men are more shallow compared to women when it comes to looks.

7/20/2006 11:04:30 PM

SandSanta
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Most definitely.

7/20/2006 11:12:41 PM

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