fucking bitch i should have never immed you. just drop shit whore. no one is talking shit about you

10/3/2008 11:36:52 PM

burned the roof of my mouth

10/3/2008 11:38:16 PM

this shit needs to pick up

10/3/2008 11:44:54 PM

god i'm a lightweight


and I remmeber why I don't like drinking

10/3/2008 11:51:55 PM

omfg zorthage is drunk
I'm going to rape him now

10/3/2008 11:54:44 PM

I feel like watching a zombie movie. Or doing something zombie related.

[Edited on October 3, 2008 at 11:56 PM. Reason : that is, read a zombie book or the Survival Guide]

10/3/2008 11:55:37 PM

5 mins and its the end of my birthday

10/3/2008 11:55:58 PM

3min now lol happy berfday

[Edited on October 3, 2008 at 11:57 PM. Reason : lol]

10/3/2008 11:57:00 PM

^^^^

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Edited on October 3, 2008 at 11:57 PM. Reason : just be careful of the butt]

10/3/2008 11:57:08 PM

deal

10/3/2008 11:57:52 PM

oh snap

10/3/2008 11:59:17 PM

i am sweating like a mofo
AGH

10/4/2008 12:19:28 AM

I know...I just left...

give yourself a few minutes to calm down, babe

10/4/2008 12:20:50 AM

The least that you could have done was hand me a wet rag!

10/4/2008 12:21:17 AM

Need a jorb.

10/4/2008 12:21:58 AM

^^ heh heh wet rag

10/4/2008 12:24:48 AM

that sounds like a sticky situation

10/4/2008 12:27:38 AM

That concert was fantasmic.

Pharrell

10/4/2008 12:48:00 AM

i cannot remember the last time that i have a hand job.
but now it sounds appealing.

10/4/2008 12:48:41 AM

^^I'm jealous

10/4/2008 12:50:53 AM

Wish I wasn't sleeping alone tonight

But sometimes getting good sleep means you have ta

10/4/2008 12:51:52 AM

Quote :

"Wish I wasn't sleeping alone tonight"

10/4/2008 12:54:20 AM

If you got money, I am sure someone has the time!

10/4/2008 12:54:49 AM

Beetches

10/4/2008 12:55:14 AM

shouldnt have had another slice of pizza...

10/4/2008 12:55:30 AM

I must be weird, I sometimes go to bed early or sleep in a little later just to stretch out. I'm a bed hog.

10/4/2008 12:55:55 AM

Nah, I do the same thing. At first, it was cool having someone to share the bed with, but after a while it gets old. I go to bed early a lot of nights just to wallow all over the whole damned thing.

10/4/2008 12:57:07 AM

10/4/2008 12:57:48 AM

My current like to lie right in the damned middle too and when I try to tell him to TITS OR GTFO he giggles and remains put. So I sleep in a weird contorted way all claustrophobic and wake with muscle pain.

10/4/2008 12:59:59 AM

im thinking of this hand job not giving it self

10/4/2008 1:01:01 AM

Fuck that shit. I just plant my tiny little feet and fists into Sasquatch and tell him to MOOOOOOOVE over!

10/4/2008 1:01:06 AM

ahaha a jab to the ribs usually does it. Then the next morning he's all "why'd you beat me up last night?'

NO FUCK YOU OK



I love my bed and I love sleep more. I'd sleep diagonally if I could.

10/4/2008 1:04:20 AM

Fuck, Josh. He just told me that I'm "like stale biscuits at a homeless shelter. Oh well, at least they're biscuits."

10/4/2008 1:06:03 AM

ass whoopin'

10/4/2008 1:06:55 AM

Quote :

"I'd sleep diagonally if I could."

christine does that some times

10/4/2008 1:08:00 AM

Don't you worry, I'll get him while he's sleepin.

10/4/2008 1:08:02 AM

lollers to both

10/4/2008 1:09:04 AM

Quote :

"christine does that some times"

cut her legs off. that way, it won't matter how she sleeps.

10/4/2008 1:09:45 AM

Ahahaha, I just had quite a clear mental image of a stumpy, legless Christine.

10/4/2008 1:11:32 AM

Then put them back on when youre tired of wheelchairing her ass around

10/4/2008 1:13:45 AM

she'd cause way too much trouble in a wheelchair

10/4/2008 1:17:10 AM

thumb hurts, think i messed up my shoulder, and my neck hurts for some reason

but damn football is fun

10/4/2008 1:17:44 AM

^^exxxxxxxxactly

Quote :

"Everytime Biden gave his toothy grin... …you knew she just said something that made him want to strangle her."

10/4/2008 1:19:06 AM

BoSox
2-0

10/4/2008 1:30:28 AM

NOM NOM NOM

10/4/2008 1:45:36 AM

ooooooo

now thats a cookie :drool;

10/4/2008 1:46:10 AM

WANT!

10/4/2008 1:48:17 AM

haha I feel cavities forming and diabetic shock already! Just from looking at it!

10/4/2008 1:48:20 AM

i should be going to bed

10/4/2008 1:50:04 AM

nuuuuuuuu

10/4/2008 1:51:31 AM